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Round here it involves 50 illegal immigrants scratching the fuck out of your paintwork.

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Or just leaving the car outside and waiting for it to rain

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Any chance you could come round and polish my Volvo? I've got no cash and you might catch my man-flu but I make a nice cuppa and we can crack open these what me Mam brought round the other day.

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The recent snow did a pretty thorough job of cleaning my car, that's two years running it's had a nice winter valet. Thanx global warming, and in the rather unlikely event that you are real and not the imaginary delusions of weak minds hijacked by evil warmongers could you make it rain T-cut, chamois and some of the Autoglym stuff thnx.

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On second thoughts, could it rain sand for a few hours, a short blast of acid rain, then lash P38 hailstones, a bit of a sandstorm again, a piss down of primer, a spitting of guide coat, bit of sun, a light drizzle of stopper, a few more sand showers going from about 600 grit finishing with 1200 grit then ardennes green 2 pack metallic cats and dogs followed by strong sunshine. Give us 20 mins first to mask up me windows, Ta.

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I've started using the local Turks who work from the pub forecourt, For £3.99 you get their "Wash N Go" service which is a 3 guys on it with a jet wash, soapy wash all over, leather off and having your tires blacken, they do a pretty decent job for the money.

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I've started using the local Turks who work from the pub forecourt, For £3.99 you get their "Wash N Go" service which is a 3 guys on it with a jet wash, soapy wash all over, leather off and having your tires blacken, they do a pretty decent job for the money.

 

 

Yeah, we've got a Polish mob down the road who are open 24 hours. £4, soapy wash, jet wash, hose down, wheels and tyres. Special rates for taxi drivers too, they do a superb job and I've never yet had any damage done to either the Cavalier, my last Focus or the Mondeo. The only downside is that you have to wait in a queue almost all the time, last time I went was at 3am and there was four cars in front of me...

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Hey Brenda I hope your timely death comes about from an untragic accident involving your Bourneville Boulevard being violated by a dumper truck battery and several thousand slightly annoyed wasps. No offence like.

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I actually don't understand this particular spambot even slightly.

 

It's come up with a list of different methods of vehicular encleansement, but no evidence that it wants you to purchase such a service, or any link pertaining to a third-party offering cleansing services.

 

Double-you Tee Eff?

 

I don't understand the internet.

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one inoffensive post from spambot - accepted, and not banned from the forum

 

second post at 4am tomorrow - shoes for sale???????

 

 

watch this space..............

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I go and see Brenda most weeks to get my car washed and polished.

Its covered with odd dints though now :?

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