Irritating person poll...TV Auto show Presenters.

[ashmicro]

---

[Guest]

Ooh, hangman!

 

I reckon "A".

[autofive]

I've met Needell and he's a top bloke.

Yeah, everybody who ever met Hitler is quoted as saying the same thing.

 

Maybe it's the fault of his producers, who keep yapping at Old Tiff on the 2-way to toss that pre-war mastiff around like flyfishing lure, and scream predictably over the top of valve clatter, while VERY deliberately double-clutching for effect. Not every segment needs to pay homage to John Frankenheimer's "Grand Prix", FFS! I groan every time they "let him" out the shed on another driving appraisal.

does tiff (or stiff, as i like to call him) do TV in the US Norm?

[peter9000uk]

Can I vote for Westwood?

[trigger]

Tim Westwood?, Hell yeah, Now that is a annoying presenter!

[Tayne]

.

[ashmicro]

avatar!

[trigger]

It's Ren and Stimpy!

[chaseracer]

Hell's teeth, Tayne!

 

Bit of warning next time, please!

[Formula Autos]

Ooh, hangman!

 

I reckon "A".

My go. "T"

 

Got the first and last letters. Woohoo!

[CIH]

I could probably "do" VBH. On the bonnet of a 911 or some other supercar, ofcourse.

[MK5 Escort]

For me, the one who would come out on top would have to be Richard Hammond. He's been very big-headed since his accident and seems to appear just about everywhere on our screens now. He now thinks everyone loves him... His obsession with Porsche is also very tiresome.

 

Mike Brewer would come a very close second. I admit I really enjoy the shows he's in, but I just find him becoming increasingly irritating and childish in the later few series of Wheeler Dealers.

 

Jason Dawe doesn’t know that much what I can make out. He's very predictable and is chronically obsessed with depreciation. How dare a car (a depreciating asset) loose value... Then of course you have his 'dealings' on the phone : "It's not quite the colour/model he’s looking for..." expecting the current owner to curl up and knock hundreds off his price, rather than telling him to go and look for something more suitable.

 

Vicki Butler-Henderson isn't that bad. Very pretty some ten years ago. Starting to look a little rough, now.

 

Oh yes, Jason Plato. Another big-headed t**t who turns his nose up at certain manufacturers.

 

I’ve met Needell and he’s a top bloke.

So have I. It was at one of the very last motor shows held at the NEC. I have to be honest, he come across as rather abrupt to me. Not really been a fan of his since.

[warren t claim]

I could probably "do" VBH. On the bonnet of a 911 or some other supercar, ofcourse.

I'd give VBH one! (out of 10)

 

The only way I'd hit Mallory is if she was hanging upside down in a sack.

 

Both of them are industrial strength swamp donkeys imho.

 

Spool on a minute and a half into this clip...

 

 

to see a TG presenter worthy of a quick creampie. Shame she went all wierd and krishna.

[face]

you won't have to see the faint scribblings of 'New 18995' and '2007 57 8995' on the windscreen everytime it rains.

Fabulous line - bravo

[Torsten2001]

I would be delighted to worship at VB-H's furry altar, even if she's not up to spec any more

Hammond - utter twat, needs a Marina dropped on his head

Clarkson - twat

Mallory - twat

Others - twats

 

I like Westwood now he doesn't take himself so seriously

James May's alright, enthusiastic & knows his stuff etc

[Torsten2001]

Vicki relaxing chez Torsten last night...

[Jack_Harpers_Teeth]

Not sure if he has been mentioned (as I haven't looked all the way through this), but anyone remember Tony Mason? A little round man who was always laughing (in Top Gear I think).

 

He used to be very annoying I thought, I know he was a racing driver of great abiblity but he was always laughing his socks off not matter what the occasion was.

 

he looked like this-----> 24/7.

[strangehighways]

I stumbled upon Used Car Roadshow this morning, caught the last ten minutes of it, and really wanted to inflict pain on ll involved in the tedious, predictable and unimaginative dross that it was.

 

They were picking family cars for some lardy and clueless bint from South East London (where there are lots of speedbumps)

 

The choices ended up with a Mitsubishi SpaceGear, a Zafira and a Megane Scenic with leather seats (a fact that obviously made Lady Mallory of Wrinkleston very moist)

 

The Bint tested the Mitsubishi and the Scenic. Liked the Mits', but decided the Scenic would be better because she was higher up and therefore "felt more safer [sic]"

 

Obviously the annoying fat prick had to "get on his mobile" to get her 500 notes off the price, and then the (not very) huge studio audience all applauded her decision.

 

Cunts. Every one of them.

 

EDIT: I vote Mallory, the wrinkled old boot.

Are you trying to make me laugh out loud in the office? Great post!

[hennabm]

Really a difficult decision to put one t**t before another. VBH is so f*** smug only a howitzer up her rug would stop her.

Mallory is just tooo old.

 

Remember some bint called Sue *** on TG years ago. All she could go on about was the fact that the Metro red seat belts didn't match her top or whatever

 

JC is OKin smal doses along with his crew.

 

So in the end I voted for everyone's favourite arse - Brewer.

 

Tony Mason can be found on those Classic Car shows with the old bint Mallory, lurking on ITV4 or whatever.

[Guest Tony Hayers]

Why is that nob cheese eating gimp Jason Barlow missing from this list?

 

Or

 

Tim Shaw

 

Or

 

Dom Littlewood

 

Or

 

Steve Berry

 

I could go on, but I won't

 

P.S I selected Richard 'I resemble dogtanian' Hammond.

[Guest Leonard Hatred]

Why is that nob cheese eating gimp Jason Barlow missing from this list?

 

...

 

Or

 

Steve Berry

He's a member on here!

[Guest Tony Hayers]

He's a member on here!

Ive selected him for his overenthusiasm for two wheeled transport.

 

I recall seeing him on Top Gear once racing a early A4 cabriolet against a rather high powered Suzuki of some sort. What the point was, I have no idea

 

In his defence, I do recall seeing having a chinwag with Dawe on UCR, where he had bought a rather tasty Merc coupe for a grand or so.

[warren t claim]

Vicki relaxing chez Torsten last night...

You'd think that the guy photoshopping that photo would of at least made an effort to make her tits bigger,

[outlaw118]

Vicky looking perky with a TVR.

In slo-mo.

[eddyramrod]

VBH used to be ok, but she was well obsolete the moment Robot Wars was invented. Phillippa Forrester, mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!

[cobblers]

Vicky looking perky with a TVR.

In slo-mo.

GOOD WORK

 

 

I don't mind her to much, and she'd definitely get a scuttling. That Penny bird gets on my tits bigtime though.

 

 

Mike Brewer used to really piss me off, but I've decided that he's just playing a character of "cockney nob", so he's become almost endearing.

[Tayne]

.

[Mr Lobster]

Vicky looking perky with a TVR.

In slo-mo.

I'm feeling a bit more 'perky' myself after seeing that

 

Awesomes. She'd get it. No doubt.

 

Anyway, moving on....

[Electric Leyland]

Hammond.

 

Brewer can make me LOL, unintentionally of course.

 

But Hammond is out of place on a bloke's car show. Like if Davy Jones from the Monkeys or Jedward was presenting Top Gear. Or that kid who presented The Tube for a bit from the Madonna video, Felix Howard or whatever.

 

VBH, Fostrup, Barry White CD. A husky night in.

[Station]

The best car presenter in my opinion was Chris Goffey. He just did the job without any fannying around. He was on Radio 2 recently being interviewed about Lada being reintroduced in the country and gave a put down to the presenter about an old crappy, irrelevant Lada joke.