I was sad to see...

[AXrescuer]

Japan exit the World Cup today. It means that Keisuke Honda, their best player will no longer get the Civic reception he was expecting!

 

I'll get me coat!

[warren t claim]

http://instantrimshot.com/

[ifc63]

Yeh, the man's a Legend

[pogweasel]

Thankyou for that Insight, I have upgraded my soccer player knowledge Accord-ingly.

[Cavcraft]

Haven't we had enough of all that Jazz?

[peter9000uk]

Prelude of things to come.

 

But, it will disappear of it's own Accord later

[RedSparrow]

AXrescuer, some of your posts can really BXciting.

[Peter C]

Will he end up playing in the English Primera-ship?

[Peter C]

Aside from being a decent player, he has great Charisma!

 

My wife spotted him with his partner in the park, having a Picnic.

 

Now Japan have lost he's off to the land of the rising Sunny.

[Negative Creep]

He'll no doubt return to a great reception in his home City after that Odyssey. Perhaps a day out in Ascot is in order?

[seth]

He can go and have a good sleep now then.

 

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[Guest]

Initially, I could only see S500 reasons not to look at this thread, but upon further reflection, I gradually increased this figure to S600, S800 and eventually S2000.

[Negative Creep]

I don't think he'll have to worry about not having Any Sex (see what I did there?)

[seth]

"That was never a foul ref! He dived! Its all an Acty!"

[carlo]

I've a funny story to tell about the World Cup. I used to know a lovely old couple, Cedric and Silvia were their names I think; Cedric was a right old Trooper, he used to play the Alto sax. Anyway, they had a young lad who was a bit of a Starlet, Swift as a Colt he was down the wings. Rumour had it he was going to sign for their local team the Bluebirds but he turned them down as he couldn't understand the coach's Accent. Eventually became a Legend at the New York Cosmos. You can imagine the Pride they felt, having Mentored their young kid through all this. Well, sadly it was only a Prelude to disaster. The lad lost his way, lost his Cherry to a rough neighbourhood girl, got into drink and drugs and was Accordingly jailed. Last I heard he was delivering Piazzas in an old Acty van. What a Charade!

[Guest]

This is all well and good but is it a prelude to anything?

[Mr Lobster]

I hope, after his world cup performance, he can Integrate his new skills in to his future performances.

[Alexg]

The Japs deserve Applause after a great world cup and football scouts found it great Fourtracking young Starlets. Their team has been praised for their polite humble manor but as we know Charman't everything. A much Celica performance was required and it truth this was just Pony. The Charade continued when the Jap coach was sent to the Stanza after constantly stepping onto the pitch, "You cant Tredia" said the official on Patrol, before a Swift exit. "Cordia!" said a watching Cockney, "This'll have a Domino effect I can only get 121 odds on a defeat" So as the Japs were Shuttled away maybe their Legacy will live on....

 

[seth]

"You cant Tredia"

Bring out the Rofflcopter!

[Captain Mainwaring]

I'd really like to 535i Kate Beckinsale, and Fearne Cotton? I'd give her a right X/19ing.

[Captain Mainwaring]

Oh, and...

 

Bring out the Rofflcopter!

 

[boobydoo]

Some of you need to get out more.........

 

 

 

 

 

....and on that NOTE.........

[Alexg]

Some of you need to get out more.........

 

 

 

 

 

....and on that NOTE.........

Ok then, anyone fancy a quick Steller or Corona down the Crown?

[Station]

I took an old, faded stetson to be dyed by a little shop called 'Sue's Dying Service'. I walked in, slammed my stetson onto the counter and said 'DAIHATSU!'

[martc]

quote]Ok then, anyone fancy a quick Steller or Corona down the Crown?

 

Mine's a Bitter

[whiskeyonesix]

I'm on the wagon, i'll have a cappucino ......... or maybe a swift one

[mouseflakes]

Back on topic....

 

As AXRescuer points out - he's a great player and he deserves a civic* reception at home. If a UK Premier League team could add his boot** it would be a triumph - he'd win great acclaim.

 

 

 

 

 

( * and ** - you try and work 'Ballade' into it then! )

[Alexg]

'Ballade' into it then! )

His close control skills were unbelievable, it was like there was some sort off ball-ade attached to his foot

 

Coke is launching a leather flavoured soft drink to celebrate the world cup called Ballade

[AXrescuer]

Blimey, and I though this would get ignored. Some great puns there lads!

[maxpower]

that player honda deserves the stream of accolades for his performance,

 

he is such a starlet that they may have to escort him from the stadium