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messerschmitt owner Rank: Renault 16

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The GI60S thread got me thinking!

 

Shite sports cars for shiteists!

 

 

What would we have:

 

My list would include

 

Renault Alpine A310 - the build quality of a hand-built Renault!

smart roadster - 698cc of pure power

Berkeley Sa322 - shite engine in a plastic bathtub!

TR7 fhc - looked crap, no power, built by scousers

mgb rubber bumper - spoiled the lines of a mediocre car by adding huge bumpers

 

 

Any more for any more!

Mr Lobster Rank: Lancia Gamma

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Surely all Sherpa coupes would qualify?

 

Additionally -

 

Simca / Matra Bagheera & Murena

Ford Probe

Volksy Rank: Renault 16

Volksy

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Volvo 262C

dollywobbler Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

dollywobbler

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Sorry, Matra Murenas are not shite, even if we got 'em with Talbot badging. They're really good!

Station Rank: Isuzu Florian

Station

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Awesome! Hideously oversize Hyundai/Supra-esque front, with hideously inconsistent undersized Supre-esque rear-end, with saloon middle bit and tiny little wheels!

messerschmitt owner Rank: Renault 16

messerschmitt owner

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Reliant Scimitar SS1 - hit by an ugly stick

Alexg Rank: Lancia Gamma

Alexg

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Reliant Scimitar SS1 - hit by an ugly stick

Ive had the major horn for one of them of late :oops:

messerschmitt owner Rank: Renault 16

messerschmitt owner

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Reliant Scimitar SS1 - hit by an ugly stick

Ive had the major horn for one of them of late :oops:

it's OK!

 

I own a smart roadster and a Berkeley, but they're both still shite in one way or another.

 

Next on my list is the original

 

Hyundai Coupe in green in 1.6l form ...

Peter C Rank: Renault 16

Peter C

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Hyundai Coupe in green in 1.6l form ...

Agreed 100%

 

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That front end is just so awful!

garethj Rank: Isuzu Florian

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My G26, looked down upon by all, but a hoot to drive and so cheap it pains me.

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Not sure if I agree with your Renault Alpine - aren't they very expensive?

 

I've never tried a Smart Roadster, but I had a Suzuki Cappuccino when it was newish and even with its speed restrictor it was still a lot of fun.

 

I reckon anything fibreglass is in with a shout of shite-dom

Albert Ross Rank: Renault 16

Albert Ross

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Hyundai Scoupe (remember them??)

Toyota Paseo.

Honda 100NX.

 

Mmmmm. You can almost smell the rice.

RedSparrow Rank: Renault 16

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TR7 fhc - looked crap, no power, built by scousers

 

Oi watch it!!

 

But yeah, all of that is true, except that they look FRIGGING ACE.

Pete-M Rank: Isuzu Florian

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How's about this?

 

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or this

 

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I despise these. Sorry!

 

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Don't like these much.

 

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I adore Mk1 Capris, but most of the survivors seem to be the bloody awful 1.3 / 1.6 / 2.0 versions. This, to me, is criminal, so I'm gonna nominate the 1.3 Capri as well.

 

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Alpineandy Rank: Austin Maxi

Alpineandy

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Renault Alpine A310 - the build quality of a hand-built Renault!

I resemble that remark :shock:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Actually the build quality on both of them is reasonable.

CreepingJesus Rank: Renault 16

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I take it the AX ragtop owner is a frustrated Kawasaki owner/fetishist. Kwak green, and the 'Ninja' decal? Hmmm.

I was just thinking about the Sunny ZX Turbo Coupe this morn, one I nearly bought for peanuts. £250, to be exact. The £2000+ insurance quote sealed that deal. (I was 19 at the time, and living in Glasgow)

I'm going to nominate the cheeky little sporty number, which leached pedigree from its' touring car/rallying brethren, and wrapped it up in a moderately aggressive name: *fanfare* the Vauxhall Tigra. Preferably in 'limeade' paint, with the 1.4 in it. The Corsa with added 'lifestyle' value. quality.

Negative Creep Rank: Lancia Gamma

Negative Creep

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Nissan Pulsar EXA

 

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Mr_Bo11ox Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Mr_Bo11ox

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How about this?

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Thats mega shite. The guy obviously really wanted an Austin Princess, but only had a Lotus, and decided to build his own with what he'd got.

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How about this?

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Thats mega shite. The guy obviously really wanted an Austin Princess, but only had a Lotus, and decided to build his own with what he'd got.

That actually resembles a Satsuma Castanet XR 4. So mega shite points! Wonder if he sleeps alone?

 

My shite vote would be the Kia KMS II.

HillmanImp Rank: Talbot Matra Rancho

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That actually resembles a Satsuma Castanet XR 4. So mega shite points! Wonder if he sleeps alone?

 

 

:lol::lol: It does too.

Made by the Satsuma Lawnmower and dangerous toy company. Have a copy of that on the back of a Viz annual.

Negative Creep Rank: Lancia Gamma

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Or the current Tigra diesel. 0-60 in about 16 seconds I believe, which will make it nailed on future shite

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