SVM Industries Latest KLECKSHUN Thread

[chaseracer]

1 hour ago, sdkrc said:

Clues: Modern. Down south. Jimmy Shand tape. Guinea pigs. Volvofans. 

Conclusions: Volvo 

[EyesWeldedShut]

15 minutes ago, wesacosa said:

his son was a Shiter

 

(1) I never knew of Jimmy Shand Jnr
(2) Went on a school trip around 1974 to see his band in Glasgow (never mind The Bay City Rollers, we got Jimmy)
(3) Is Jnr doing a Scots-Woolarding on a 1300GT?
(You cannot do a full frontal Woolarding in a kilt in case your massive bawbag gets in the picture)
(4) If this collection is not a Volvo then I go for exotica - Ssangyong Musso Pickup

[davidfowler2000]

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[davidfowler2000]

Next...

[davidfowler2000]

"you not take my car"

-Daisy

[davidfowler2000]

An SVM Presentation...

[EspenO]

6 hours ago, PicantoJon said:

Think the SVM will actually collect a car this time? 

The last collection fred had me scratching my head! 😂

I think there were three separate human/rodent klekshun teams, in at least two different countries. One of them may or may not have collected a Mercedes, though it is not known if that originally was the plan.

I think. 

[EyesWeldedShut]

So - Prince of Wales Theatre (never got renamed last year then?). Mormons.
Horse and cart?
No - that's Amish
Mormons, Salt Lake City, salt flats...

[cms206]

I would like it on record that our scrotums do not contain maggots.

[davidfowler2000]

5 minutes ago, cms206 said:

I would like it on record that our scrotums do not contain maggots.

Confirmed

[loserone]

50 minutes ago, EspenO said:

I think there were three separate human/rodent klekshun teams, in at least two different countries. One of them may or may not have collected a Mercedes, though it is not known if that originally was the plan.

I think. 

The mercedes was delivered to my house by two teams of SVM whilst I lazed on a beach in the Mediterranean.

Now it's (potentially )for sale again 😂

[EspenO]

1 minute ago, loserone said:

The mercedes was delivered to my house by two teams of SVM whilst I lazed on a beach in the Mediterranean.

Now it's (potentially )for sale again 😂

Cheers for that, otherwise I’d (honestly) never known 😅

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10 hours ago, cms206 said:

Possibly*

Not surprised he looks confused

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8 hours ago, brownnova said:

Captain Birdseye has seen better days… 

Birdseye wisnae tha roof lookin

[barefoot]

Fuck it, I'm away to my bed.

[hairnet]

6 hours ago, cms206 said:

One for @davehedgehog31, the late Jimmy Shand's biggest (only?) fan.

Was there a force 9 in the shop

[hairnet]

6 hours ago, sdkrc said:

Clues: Modern. Down south. Jimmy Shand tape. Guinea pigs. Volvofans. 

Conclusions: Volvo 

FL6

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5 hours ago, davidfowler2000 said:

Yes

Mibbe shirley

[hairnet]

5 hours ago, davidfowler2000 said:

More of this kinda thing

[hairnet]

5 hours ago, davidfowler2000 said:

Theyve a better chance of knowing where theyre going

[hairnet]

Hey fire me ahm catchin up

Its saturday nearly lunchtime here

[davidfowler2000]

CANNING TAAAHHHHNNNN

A hotel has been achieved for the night. The collection will continue in the morning.

Sarge has had a busy day

[Noel Tidybeard]

1 hour ago, hairnet said:

FL6

B10L

[hairnet]

Dint think fowler will be working for  them also

[High Jetter]

Mornington Crescent?

[PicantoJon]

I've stayed in that holiday inn! Interesting area with the planes dive bombing overhead into London City Airport and Canning Tahhhn Underground just up the road, that place is a fucking maze... 

Still no idea what is going on! 😂

[cms206]

... AND HE'S OFF!

 

Bye bye driver.

[brownnova]

Hejdå Volvo vän

Säkra vesor. 
 

Are we on to guesses yet! I’ll say a Volvo V90 T8. Although I’m hoping for a V8 engined XC90. 

[davidfowler2000]

Trains underway