Relatively short collectionist Fred.

[Ohdearme]

Not going far afield today for a collection but it’s Friday so pointless diversions welcome.

Poo count zero - reflecting confidence in travel arrangements.

Confidence short lived - ventured the idea of a lift 15 minutes down the road from Mrs ODM…

Complete this sentence… “Get to fu…”

Alternatives explored - Bus was predictably shit and slower than crawling on my belly over broken glass.

Therefore decadence levels upgraded to Taxi class. We await a Lexus IS300.

 

 

[yes oui si]

Fiat Uno Turbo on TSW Blades. 

[Ohdearme]

Ditched my usual LNER for a Northern train, surprisingly not shit and fag burned seat style rolling stock.

Illusion of working* created.

[yes oui si]

Hino Contessa? 

[Ohdearme]

Doncaster secured…

To y cup or giant hands…you decide.

 

as I type I get a helpful* update…good old transpennine ex-press-crement 

[Ohdearme]

vehicle acquisition last leg.

No pez shot as there’s half a tank in it.

[loserone]

Everybody loves the Scunthorpe problem 

[grogee]

Wow, Scunthorpe has a station? Whatever next, electricty?

May the seed of your automotive loins be fruitful in the belly of Mrs ODM.

[bezzabsa]

audi A3 EML on but 'dont affect running....and smells of weed???

[Rocket88]

1 hour ago, Ohdearme said:

vehicle acquisition last leg.

No pez shot as there’s half a tank in it.

Have you bought my Vectra?

[Ohdearme]

Ta da

[yes oui si]

I was close enough 😂

[motorpunk]

Saychento Sporting!

Michael Schumacher designed that personally and had one as a daily driver and everything. EVIDENCE;

eta - smoll, old, yellow Italian cars are for winners. 

[motorpunk]

3 hours ago, yes oui si said:

Hino Contessa? 

That always sounds like a really, really bad swear word in some obscure language to me.

"Excuse me, I don't speak Krygyz, which way to the train station please?"

"HINO CONTESSA!"

 

[wesacosa]

well bought. I fancied this myself as a ULEZ beater but no room at the inn and Scunthorpe is a long way from South London. @Grumblespeedis a top guy and a Fiat nut so I'm sure its a goodun

[omegod]

3 hours ago, Ohdearme said:

Doncaster secured…

To y cup or giant hands…you decide.

 

as I type I get a helpful* update…good old transpennine ex-press-crement 

 

How was the coffee Hagrid?  

[Ohdearme]

Hello mate.

[Ohdearme]

All home and sound. Much obliged for the impromptu mechanicing on the drive.

@Grumblespeed top seller, etc.

[Grumblespeed]

3 hours ago, Ohdearme said:

No pez shot as there’s half a tank in it.

Half a tank of full fat E5 too you know😉

Glad nothing fell off on the way home, hope the steering wasn't too wonky.

[Ohdearme]

17 minutes ago, Grumblespeed said:

Half a tank of full fat E5 too you know😉

Glad nothing fell off on the way home, hope the steering wasn't too wonky.

Steering was fine thanks! I do think I've left the other key somewhere - turned the car upside down to no avail. Bet I put it on the roof or something stupid...