Collection mention

[fairkens]

Morning and welcome to 

[fairkens]

Fuck me it's early.

It was always going to be an early start but this particularly early start was brought to you by a cat that worships the dawn like a druid and a small boy that appears to be interested in following the same religion.

Anyhoo, no point whining, time to get sorted.

Poo count: 1

In hindsight having som tam and other Thai delights (fnar) last night was an error. This situation is more of a ticking time bomb than Sandy B on a bus. I will endeavour to keep above 50mph today, just to be on the safe side

[fairkens]

This collection is not in the best traditions of the lads from Malhamdale. There's nothing in my bag that I wouldn't take to work with me

[fairkens]

Been busy?

[fairkens]

Turns out the airport is fucked, who knew?

Hybrid mondeo, didn't know they made such a thing. 50 mpg average apparently. Its a minicab so of course the EML warning light is on 

[Flat4]

Morning! Also at the airport for a collection mission today Chodspeed!

[fairkens]

9 minutes ago, Flat4 said:

Morning! Also at the airport for a collection mission today Chodspeed!

Ooh airport! Sounds fancy, bon voyage and chodspeed!

[fairkens]

Stazione, stood in the one place on the platform you can get a single bar of 4g signal.

[fairkens]

The new* trains on this line are following the modern trend for having seats that are HARDASFUCK

 

 #progress

[sutty2006]

Chodspeed. May the autoshite gods bless you with easy traffic and smooth radio for your journey. 

[fairkens]

Breakfast

[fairkens]

Curious mix of people at Leeds Station this morning. Mix of dirty stop outs and old dears/poshos on their way to London for the Joobeelee

[Flat4]

11 minutes ago, fairkens said:

Breakfast

Burger King? I was tempted by one of those myself!

[fairkens]

McD! Too early for food before I left this morning. It was decent as it goes

[fairkens]

Another train with rock hard seats. Guess I'll just send my osteopathy bill to Grant 'the cunt' Shapps

[Split_Pin]

Safe journey! 

[fairkens]

For those interested in such things poo count remains at 1. 

[fairkens]

Wordle 350 2/6

 

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Boom!

[big_al_granvia]

Chodspeed sir

[fairkens]

Today's third and final train, unlucky for some. But not for me, I am a winnah today

[Split_Pin]

The seat fabric gon' give it away where you are headed

[big_al_granvia]

1 minute ago, Split_Pin said:

The seat fabric gon' give it away where you are headed

does he need a passport

 

[Jim Bell]

Enjoy your Volvo. 

[fairkens]

Non- pez shot

[fairkens]

Massive thanks to @Split_Pin for dead easy transaction 11/10 wud by agen++++++

I'm going to perch this on the dash until I'm over the border

[Jim Bell]

Well bought man. That's always looked a fantastic car and cared for impeccably. 

[fairkens]

Thanks! I'm dead chuffed with it. A credit to @Split_Pin

And now a 4 hour drive...

[timolloyd]

Perfect Princess Diana car for Jubilee celebrations.

[omegod]

Was sad to miss this beaut, give me a shout when/if you get bored with it  

[big_al_granvia]

well bought, saw it when we had scotoshite meets, plus split-pin is a sound bloke