Ebay Tat Volume 2 - Sadly deceased.

[TagoraSX]

 

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/NSU-RO80-Car-coll ... 0546757221

 

I like the perversity of chucking out a smooth Wankel engine and chucking an old VW diesel in instead.

£3150

Mint ones are around 5k

 

Same guy also has......

 

Maserati Indy 4.7 £9750

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Maserati-Indy-4-7 ... 1c1116200b

 

Alfa Romeo Zagato 2600 SZ a snip at only £33,000

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Alfa-Romeo-Zagato ... 1c110a92ef

[trigger]

1989 Nissan Bluebird 1.8

 

OMG it's Twatlook!

 

although this car is a rat, it is based on a top nick vehicle with no corrosion to the chassis

So he's bought a tidy one owner car and fucked it up.

 

[FredTransit]

Quick tell Fred Transit, that Merc will be just the job for the photoshoot, the beautiful model can stand in the pick-up bed/skip and from the right angle and a bit of photo-shop it'll look just like a 600 Pullman Landaulette

Now why didn't I think of that? Oh I know, it's cos that this is a complete eyesore! I wouldn't given em a grand for it, let alone over two. Why would you do that to a perfectly good merc?

[Vin]

1984 Mercedes-Benz 240D

 

We have had this before but for those that haven't seen it before, Enjoy!

Is it dificult to get bootlids for these then

[Station]

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1968-OLDSMOBILE-T ... 0454675482

 

 

What an AWESOME looking car.

[VWPowered]

1984 Mercedes-Benz 240D

 

We have had this before but for those that haven't seen it before, Enjoy!

Is it dificult to get bootlids for these then

wonder if someone bashes the side of the box, will it crack the filler

[Tayne]

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[Tayne]

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[FredTransit]

Unbelievably that triumph is actually registered as a pick up. IVA anybody?

[maxpower]

1989 Nissan Bluebird 1.8

 

OMG it's Twatlook!

 

although this car is a rat, it is based on a top nick vehicle with no corrosion to the chassis

So he's bought a tidy one owner car and fucked it up.

 

is that shruken skulls of nissan workers who dared to buy toyota cars on the front of that bluebird?

 

and no wonder tony blair didnt find wmd in iraq..saddam smuggled it out on the roof of that vw

[trigger]

1985 Volkswagen Golf 1.6

 

The twat has now listed the Golf as well, WTF is the missile all about on the roof?, Are the Camo netting on the seats?.

[Rusty Pelican]

Apart from the stupid front bumper and some other bits i quite like the Herald pickup , shape works , just needs to be more tastefully doneAs for the golf , its supposed to be military looking so perhaps someone should just blow the thing up

[Polystratus]

1985 Volkswagen Golf 1.6

 

The twat has now listed the Golf as well, WTF is the missile all about on the roof?, Are the Camo netting on the seats?.

 

Got a hand grenade on top of the gear stick just pull the pin.

[Tayne]

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[blackbird]

Saw one of those Opel GT's for sale locally last year, very nice but £7k, the low key advertising (piece of paper in window parked on the side of the A48 in Bridgend) probably limited the market a bit.

 

More recently for sale in similar circumstances is this

 

Looked quite tidy on top (didn't look underneath it was piissing down) a more reasonable £700

Hey I saw that the other day coming back form the ZX Bluebirds MOT(Which it passed 1st time !) Didn't get time to stop , wondered how much it was

[blackbird]

1989 Nissan Bluebird 1.8

 

OMG it's Twatlook!

 

although this car is a rat, it is based on a top nick vehicle with no corrosion to the chassis

So he's bought a tidy one owner car and fucked it up.

 

Oh dear !

[trigger]

1975 Chrysler 2-Litre

 

Have we had this one before?.

[Tayne]

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[Hudsonpie]

1989 Nissan Bluebird 1.8

 

OMG it's Twatlook!

 

although this car is a rat, it is based on a top nick vehicle with no corrosion to the chassis

So he's bought a tidy one owner car and fucked it up.

 

Oh dear !

F-U-C-K-I-N-G H-E-L-L......what is the world coming to....?

[maxpower]

used to see a mk3 cortina done up like an american police car in southamptoneven then i thought what a twat almost as bad as the above

[M'coli]

1985 Volkswagen Golf 1.6

 

The twat has now listed the Golf as well, WTF is the missile all about on the roof?, Are the Camo netting on the seats?.

I think he wants to work some where like here but really works somewhere like here!

[Mash]

the only thing that i wanted to do but did not have the time was to fit mexican blanket seat covers

Shame that cos that's the one thing missing that would have prompted me to bosh a bid on.Of all the Bluebirds destined for the oval this is the most deserving. And it comes ready prepared with a snazzy paint job so no need to lash out on a tin of Dulux. Someone put it out of it's misery.

[maxpower]

1985 Volkswagen Golf 1.6

 

The twat has now listed the Golf as well, WTF is the missile all about on the roof?, Are the Camo netting on the seats?.

I think he wants to work some where like here but really works somewhere like here!

or could it be that this picture was taken on valentines day and it's actually a sex toy for his wife and not a missile?

[Mash]

This looks alright. Plus it's a shit colour which gives it added appeal.

 

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/VOLVO-244-DL-AUTO ... 0602131380

 

[Mash]

Fatha_Ted to front desk please

 

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/METRO-AUTOMATIC-O ... 0507290530

 

[Mash]

1989 called, wants its Avenger back.

 

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/HILLMAN-AVENGER-1 ... dZViewItem

 

 

I think listing it as "Rally" is a tad over optimistic...

[Mash]

Apologies if we've had this heavy oil powered Cav, I must have missed it. Looks a nice one and not particularly overpriced. Would it be comically slow?

 

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1983-VAUXHALL-CAV ... 0393893840

 

[Mash]

I'll leave you with this one tonight. At least this is a pukka one (allegedly)!

 

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/RELIANT-SUPERVAN- ... 0576390351

 

 

Also worth checking out some of the other tat on offer from this seller. They'll probably do your drive cheap...

[maxpower]

found this.... classed as tat??

 

 

and this

 

[maxpower]

i know this is ebay tat because i fu@k1n bought it