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garethj Rank: Isuzu Florian

garethj

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My nomination for ebay photo of the year goes to.....

 

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Yes, I think he's actually selling it with a photo taken from a TV screen showing a CCTV image in a carpark.

 

EPIC FAIL + ∞

garethj Rank: Isuzu Florian

garethj

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Even with petrol approaching £6 a gallon, who wouldn't want this 5 litre V8 auto?

 

Never be intimated on the road again

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garethj Rank: Isuzu Florian

garethj

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"Hello, do you do LPG installation? I'd like to come around as soon as possible please. Yes, it is very very urgent"

 

Feel the brown love with this honey

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Surely now Partco sell body filler in 20 litre tubs, this is worth a punt?

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HI M8, R TEH TIRES FLAT?

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Want a car that's simple? 2CV looking a bit complicated? That spade too technical? Step right this way, sir. Let's do a deal on this Fiat

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This would be quite attractive, had it not been turned into an undriveable monster. I remember a mate's 1100cc Clubman having noticable torque steer, this would probably dislocate your shoulders :roll:

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FiatPhil Rank Morris Ital

FiatPhil

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Never have problems with rusty inner wings again:

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Just do away with them!

Negative Creep Rank: Lancia Gamma

Negative Creep

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I'm not a Vauxhall fan but that Chevette gives me a semi

ashmicro Rank: Renault 16

ashmicro

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:shock: That Gamma is worth every penny IMO. Wonderful.
morris_ital_lover Rank: Citroen Ami

morris_ital_lover

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Thank feck I'm not in england and in possession of any money... otherwise I'd be all over that Marina like a tramp over hot chips!

 

The swallow doretti must be a bit of a rarity (on second look it seems it's 2-for-1 day on them as well!).

 

m0rris

KruJoe Rank: Lancia Gamma

KruJoe

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I'm not a Vauxhall fan but that Chevette gives me a semi

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It's well fit.

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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Hey, how ace could this be?

 

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1977-FORD-CORTINA ... 2eb41b8604

 

1.3 ULTIMATE MINGEBAGGERY model. Shame about the Mk5 seats, wonder if he still has the originals? It definately needs saving, any Mk4 is a rare site these days and shitehawk models must be mega rare.

garethj Rank: Isuzu Florian

garethj

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Now I know the Autoshite view on these

 

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But this was owned by one of the guys I stayed with in Christchurch and was actually very well done. Since there isn't a Dub scene over there it is actually being different

 

 

http://www.trademe.co.nz/Trade-Me-Motor ... 235570.htm

That would look great raised a few inches, with a wider front axle, nice chrome and a good respray. He's obviously on his way to the rubbish tip, hope he throws the scabby old roofrack in at the same time.

morris_ital_lover Rank: Citroen Ami

morris_ital_lover

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Just as well you're not in Portugal, then, big lad:

 

http://www.abmotor.pt/usado--Morris-Ten-Four--562773#

 

Ital 1.5 diseasel, badged as a Marina:

 

Blimey as BL tat goes that must be pretty rare.

 

As for the Beetle mentioned above.... what is it about making the back windows look like the sticker covered bins outside of universties?

 

m0rris

TagoraSX Rank: Citroen Ami

TagoraSX

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I agree with Norm.

 

Someone should quote that for posterity :D

ashmicro Rank: Renault 16

ashmicro

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:D @ Norm. Well said. Saw my first "in the metal" shatlook squareback Polo last night, replete with orbital sander marks in the bonnet.
morris_ital_lover Rank: Citroen Ami

morris_ital_lover

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/\ PRE-68 IZ CUMIN /\

 

Norm.. so far, that is the quote of the year for me!

 

m0rris

scruff Rank: Renault 16

scruff

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Birmingham registered for extra Austin Rover shite points. 8)

 

That diesel Marina/Ital is well cool, that would be a kwalzer road trip to bring that home!!

pogweasel Rank: Isuzu Florian

pogweasel

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No illumination for rear number plate, great planning.

 

And I'm pretty sure that harness belts should not be mounted like that :shock:

Negative Creep Rank: Lancia Gamma

Negative Creep

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I love they we they've always spent thousands on building it yet can't afford £50 for an MOT which it will apparently sail through

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