Ebay Tat Volume 2 - Sadly deceased.

[Guest]

I used to pass an Olds Cutlass of that vintage on the way to Whitwood, until one day it was gone - subsequently turned up on a car lot renowned for selling some weird stuff (the one who bought a Maestro off eBay for buttons and then tried to flog it for a grand without putting it through a test). That one is white under the bonnet, might be the same one! Looks pretty cosy inside mind.

[55bloke]

Having owned 7 Renner 25s, I have to say their reputation is really not justified!! A good one is a genuinely pleasant place to be.

[Mr_Bo11ox]

YES

 

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1981-AUSTIN-MORRIS-PRINCESS-HL-RED-/280591062054

 

What a honey!!!

 

a thieving scumbag took a fancy to my Princess in April 2009 and took her for a 40 mile spin.

 

At least they didnt burn it out, maybe they quite liked it. Obv one for the older joyrider who laments the decline of motor manufacturing in the UK.

[Mr_Bo11ox]

WOWz how rare is this?

 

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/FIAT-133-WHITE-very-rare-car-good-condition-/150521550757

 

Looks mega original as well, i'd love it!!! Occasinally see placca-bumpered ones of these on LebonCoin for not much coin.

[Mr_Bo11ox]

This looks great

 

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/TOYOTA-CRESSIDA-BLUE-/300494232628

 

he's not giving it away like at £700, no test and something about the pics suggests its not moved for a little while, (despite his assurance that it drives great)

 

Only 4 days left on this, no bids yet so he has intelligently upped the start price to £900, that should get 'em rolling in.

[Mr_Bo11ox]

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/CLASSIC-VAUXHALL-CAVALIER-SRI-SPARES-REPAIR-RACING-2-/220695376900

 

£300 (classified ad) BARG

[Negative Creep]

 

 

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Vauxhall-Astra-1- ... 3f04fa93e1

[trigger]

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1978-VANDEN-PLAS- ... 230bd9d86b

 

For my £1950 I'd at least expected them to have bothered to put it through an mot.

[Timewaster]

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1991-RENAULT-25-TXE-Only-48K-Miles-/190470662523

 

Being the TXE it has a great specification with Electric windows and the all important Voice Synthesizer.

 

Bet thats a right laugh.

 

'PLEASE FASTEN SEATBELT'

'BRAKE FLUID LEVEL LOW'

'TAIL LIGHT BULB NOT WORKING'

'HEATER FAN ECU CRASHED, NEEDS REBOOT, PLEASE CONNECT USB CABLE TO DASHBOARD AND MOTHERSHIP'

'ALL ELECTRIC WINDOWS STUCK HALFWAY DOWN. DO NOT PARK IN HIGH CRIME AREA'

'AUTOMATIC GEARBOX WILL SELF DESTRUCT IN 376 KM, PLEASE PROCEED TO RENAULT DEALER (TAKE CREDIT CARD)''

 

etc etc

'

 

The brother had a R25 with the electronic nagging. Most amusingly (for me) when it died in a cloud of steam and flying metal fragments and both he and it were sitting folornly on the hard shoulder, his wait for the AA was acompanied by:

 

"#BONG# OIL PRESSURE LOW, #BONG# WATER TEMPERATURE HIGH, #BONG# OIL LEVEL LOW, #BONG# WATER LEVEL LOW, #BONG#OIL PRESSURE LOW,#BONG# WATER TEMPERATURE HIGH,#BONG# OIL LEVEL LOW" Etc etc etc

[Pete-M]

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1991-RENAULT-25-TXE-Only-48K-Miles-/190470662523

 

Being the TXE it has a great specification with Electric windows and the all important Voice Synthesizer.

 

Bet thats a right laugh.

 

'PLEASE FASTEN SEATBELT'

'BRAKE FLUID LEVEL LOW'

'TAIL LIGHT BULB NOT WORKING'

'HEATER FAN ECU CRASHED, NEEDS REBOOT, PLEASE CONNECT USB CABLE TO DASHBOARD AND MOTHERSHIP'

'ALL ELECTRIC WINDOWS STUCK HALFWAY DOWN. DO NOT PARK IN HIGH CRIME AREA'

'AUTOMATIC GEARBOX WILL SELF DESTRUCT IN 376 KM, PLEASE PROCEED TO RENAULT DEALER (TAKE CREDIT CARD)''

 

etc etc

'

 

The brother had a R25 with the electronic nagging. Most amusingly (for me) when it died in a cloud of steam and flying metal fragments and both he and it were sitting folornly on the hard shoulder, his wait for the AA was acompanied by:

 

"#BONG# OIL PRESSURE LOW, #BONG# WATER TEMPERATURE HIGH, #BONG# OIL LEVEL LOW, #BONG# WATER LEVEL LOW, #BONG#OIL PRESSURE LOW,#BONG# WATER TEMPERATURE HIGH,#BONG# OIL LEVEL LOW" Etc etc etc

 

I had the "Fuel level, low" message from my old Safrane as my mobile's text alert for a while.

[Mr_Bo11ox]

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Electric-Car-Reli ... 1c1713542e

 

At the risk of a re-post bollocking, have we had this delightful conveyance before?

 

Thats unbelievable, looks like he has slapped an electric fan motor straight on the front of tthe gearbox!!! You just know there'll be no additional support for the gearbox now the engine's not there, the whole lot will almost certainly flap about and knock like a mutha.

 

UTTER SHITE!

[Mr_Bo11ox]

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Seat-Marbella-1992-spares-repair-Lancia-Y10-engine-NR-/260693568355

 

This SEAT marbella is in good nick, but the engine has been removed. However a 1000cc Fiat FIRE engine from a Lancia Y10 is included with the sale.The price? £50 BIN!

[Mr_Bo11ox]

Hey these are pretty rare now arent they, I know theyre mega shit but it might be fun to have one for a short while.

 

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/FORD-ESCORT-1991-CHEAP-RUN-CAR-MOT-D-AND-TAXED-2011-/330498127610

[garycox]

I actually quite like those early Mk5 Escorts, and I haven't seen one for ages...

 

I used to have a K reg 1.4LX in that metallic red, and it was OK. Steering was ridiculously heavy though.

[maxpower]

Hey these are pretty rare now arent they, I know theyre mega shit but it might be fun to have one for a short while.

 

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/FORD-ESCORT-1991-CHEAP-RUN-CAR-MOT-D-AND-TAXED-2011-/330498127610

 

love the question...what's the water around the car?

 

are these people serious?

[CIH]

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1997-ROVER-820-STERLING-COUPE-Rare-2L-Manual-FULL-MOT-/220699258603

 

2.0 non-turbo! Never seen one of those before.

 

That looks awesome! Presumeably the v6 would be the best bet tho ?

[Mr_Bo11ox]

http://www.leboncoin.fr/voitures/154681325.htm?ca=12_s

 

One for Keef!! 500 euros buys this honey which is supposedly on the button, but has not got a reg document.

[Mr_Bo11ox]

THIS 1981 CX GTI IS IN EXCELLENT CONDITION INSIDE AND OUT, ITS IN PARIS AND THE PRICE IS 650 EURO, CAN YOU BELIEVE THIS SHIT, I CERTAINLY CAN'T

 

http://www.leboncoin.fr/voitures/154402028.htm?ca=12_s

[Mr_Bo11ox]

http://www.leboncoin.fr/voitures/154371360.htm?ca=12_s

 

used every day

 

... by someone who is clearly one of life's natural WINNARZ!!! 1000€

[stoterstangen90]

 

http://www.speurders.nl/overzicht/autos ... 14222.html

 

 

http://www.speurders.nl/overzicht/autos ... 39631.html

[keef]

One for Keef!!

 

Interesting MkI; thanks.

[seth]

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/OPEL-REKORD-P1-15 ... 5196398f75

a cross between an F type Victor and a Sunbeam Rapier?

 

That is the coolest car I have seen for a long time.

[pogweasel]

This Renner 6 has some wobbly-looking sills, but is well floating my boat

http://annonces.ebay.fr/viewad/Renault- ... 1595372377

600 eurogroats, but it's frigging miles away.

[Negative Creep]

http://www.pistonheads.com/sales/2219667.htm

 

 

the car has only jus been completed and was always being done to sell

 

wheels and suspension alone cost nearly £5000 originally

 

£3500ono

 

 

*slow handclap*

[Pillock]

Allow me to read between the lines. "Wheels and suspension originally cost £5000" means that the current owner found them in a breakers yard after they've been on four different cars, kerbed to fuck, and badly painted. Oh, and after making up a price off the top of their head, I fail to believe any wheels and suspension this side of the lunar frickin' rover cost 5 large.

 

That MX6 is ruined.

[pogweasel]

Jesus, that is a WEAPONS-GRADE WANKER-CHARIOT.

 

However, they appear to have a rusting Bedford Midi kicking about, so I guess we have to give them some credit.

[mouseflakes]

Squint and you'll see a Land Rover...

 

 

Don't look for too long though - you might wee yourself laughing.

[trigger]

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll? ... 3D1&_rdc=1

 

I'd love to be all over this hunny, £2500 sounds good if it's really as nice as it looks in the photos, I know someone who's of to look at it in the morning.

[Negative Creep]

Why would you make a replica Land Rover? It's not as if they're rare or expensive, although I guess if you did want to create your own it's slightly easier to fabricate flat panels

[maxpower]

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll? ... 3D1&_rdc=1

 

I'd love to be all over this hunny, £2500 sounds good if it's really as nice as it looks in the photos, I know someone who's of to look at it in the morning.

 

i remember as a kid my neighbour had a dark blue one of these... looking all yankie like with the tail fins and chrome