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HereHareHere Rank: Austin Maxi

HereHareHere

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Izbor polovno vozila iz Republike Hrvatska.

 

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€585. Needs a tidemark.

 

http://www.auti.hr/oldtimeri/oglas-762703/

 

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Doubles all round! €960

 

http://www.auti.hr/oldtimeri/oglas-723843/

 

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Oooh - behold my stretching pants! 42k km and gorgeous in every way. €1,090.

 

http://www.auti.hr/oldtimeri/oglas-752815/

 

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Somewhere in the Zagreb gloaming lies a one-owner, two-door Avenger in Sunbeam 1250 clothing. €1230.

 

http://www.auti.hr/oldtimeri/oglas-748611/

 

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I reckon you'd struggle to get a better one of these for €1,300. One owner, 105k km, garaged from new.

 

http://www.auti.hr/oldtimeri/oglas-710752/

55bloke Rank: Citroen Ami

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Oh my GOD! this is even in Yorshire - someone keep me away from the computer!! And, there's even another one on e-bay at the moment! Item number 2805839667659 One day I'll figure out how to post a link!! beyond my means to save this, but it surely needs to be saved!

55bloke Rank: Citroen Ami

55bloke

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That's the one! A potentially great car - soooooo wish I had some storage space and deeper pockets!

Alexg Rank: Lancia Gamma

Alexg

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!!!!! Z0MFG - BARGAIN ALERT !!!!!

 

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77,000 miles, MOT FEB 2011 TAX FEB 2011 NEW CLUTCH JAPENESE BUILT STRONG RELIABLE CAR1.3 Rover 213S Absolutely Oustanding Showroom Condition, 1.3 12 valve HONDA engine, Only covered 77000 miles from new, Runs as NEW been garaged for 95% of its life not a scratch, dent, fly splat or chip. only had 4 previous owners since it was new in 1988 and covered less than 1800 miles a year. Just had a new clutch fitted less than 2 months ago and 2 new veredestien contact tyres, Fitted with standard stereo, central locking, steering lock, adjustable steering column and 5 speed manual gearbox, the car comes with MOT until FEB 2011 and Tax until FEB 2011, the car will sail through next MOT with no faults at all. This car is an investment, it will only appreciate in value and next year will be worth alot more than today, can be driven on classic car insurance at a fraction of the cost of ordinary insurance, second lowest INS group and 2nd Lowest Tax bracket and has all the modern accessories. £350 ONO

 

http://www.autotrader.co.uk/classified/ ... ?logcode=p

mouseflakes Rank: Renault 16

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GLE - nice spec

85,000 miles - low miles

MOT - April 2011

 

BIN - £295!!!

 

I can't believe four ebayers have made offers - like £295 is too much!? Skinflints!

Negative Creep Rank: Lancia Gamma

Negative Creep

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I can't believe four ebayers have made offers - like £295 is too much!? Skinflints!

 

 

 

That will be 4 "hi m8 give u 100 2 collect 2nite" offers then

HereHareHere Rank: Austin Maxi

HereHareHere

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AUTOSCOUT24 - where pan-European chancers tout their shite. Some fun stuff though - here's a sub-€501 selection.

 

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This 70k km Ritmo seems almost scarily rust-free - and only €200.

 

http://www.autoscout24.it/Details.aspx?id=185103563

 

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€399. Bit shonky, but as the man says: "TOP OLDTIMER!".

 

http://www.autoscout24.it/Details.aspx?id=163621829

 

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€444. How I despise prices like that.

 

http://www.autoscout24.it/Details.aspx?id=182420063

 

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Hard to tell from these abysmal pics, but this Trevi looks OK for €450.

 

http://www.autoscout24.it/Details.aspx?id=184594250

 

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404 diesel estate for €500? YES PLEASE.

 

http://www.autoscout24.it/Details.aspx?id=184382985

 

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You can get a much nicer Romanian Oltcit for €500, but still.

 

http://www.autoscout24.it/Details.aspx?id=184558177

 

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Not a bad deal for €500 I'd have thought.

 

Perfect voor liefhebbers.

 

http://www.autoscout24.it/Details.aspx?id=184448140

 

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€500, 63k km.

 

http://www.autoscout24.it/Details.aspx?id=184972099

 

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4WD turbo auto, €500.

 

http://www.autoscout24.it/Details.aspx?id=183932990

 

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Largely in bits, but this still makes me want to pull down my trousers and pants. €500.

 

http://www.autoscout24.it/Details.aspx?id=178311716

HereHareHere Rank: Austin Maxi

HereHareHere

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"Blue Spanish eyes,

teardrops are falling from your Spanish eyes,

Please please don't cry, this is just adios AND I WILL SHIT RIGHT ON YOUR FACE!"

 

Thus did a long-term patient serenade my mother on her first day of student training at a secure mental hospital.

 

Here is some "blue Spanish shite".

 

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Excellent - would be even more so if it had any documentation, and hadn't been shunted up the jacksy. €600.

 

http://www.autoscout24.es/Details.aspx?id=158236288

 

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€1,500, 50k km.

 

http://www.autoscout24.es/Details.aspx?id=182921412

HereHareHere Rank: Austin Maxi

HereHareHere

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Dib dib dib! More Autoscouts I'd like to take home and groom the woggles off.

 

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Another R6 - though this one's a trifling 14 years newer. €800.

 

http://www.autoscout24.es/Details.aspx?id=184895749

 

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AWZ P70 - the Trabant's daddy. €555.

 

http://www.autoscout24.it/Details.aspx?id=182373940

 

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This €575 Fiesta interestingly claims to date from 1975, but then it also apparently boasts cruise control and park-distance control. Still, looks like it should buff up nicely.

 

http://www.autoscout24.it/Details.aspx?id=183145630

 

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Tidy enough for €590.

 

http://www.autoscout24.it/Details.aspx?id=185416040

 

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Owner seems inordinately proud of that sunroof. €590.

 

http://www.autoscout24.it/Details.aspx?id=183737186

 

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This 1977 Audi 80 looks tippity-top for €599.

 

http://www.autoscout24.it/Details.aspx?id=181576469

 

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Pleasingly original, and only 35k km. €600.

 

http://www.autoscout24.it/Details.aspx?id=184538206

 

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This has the usual whiff of "ATOM KRAFT? NEIN DANKE!" about it, but probably still a bargain at €600. Here is the description in full:

 

Il s'

 

http://www.autoscout24.it/Details.aspx?id=183704464

 

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This 131 1300TC has a "burnt valve", but for €600 looks unusually chipper (assuming you thrill to the patina left on the brown dralon by a generation of oily-bottomed boy-racers - LIKE I DO).

 

http://www.autoscout24.it/Details.aspx?id=183241707

 

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More door-shortage VAG action. €650.

 

http://www.autoscout24.it/Details.aspx?id=181706801

 

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This must be close to the ALPINE PEAK. DO YOU SEE? €1,000.

 

http://www.autoscout24.it/Details.aspx? ... 25&asrc=pl

CreepingJesus Rank: Renault 16

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David Blunkett and his dog could do better. What really mystifies me, is why a tiny car with a pre-unit Trump in it needs so many gauges. Sure there must be a gauge gauge in there. Y'know; to tell you how many have been rattled to death today...

Negative Creep Rank: Lancia Gamma

Negative Creep

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It's Goldie's Boutique and I think Goldie is actually the ropey old bird.

 

 

Doesn't look that ropey to me..........

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