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pogweasel Rank: Isuzu Florian

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SHITTING NORA!

This LUSH Talbot Alpine (which lets not forget is pretty much the PINNACLE of SHITE) has reached nearly THREE FOOKIN GRAND, reserve not met... there must be some mega-shite-pervs having a go at this. :shock::shock::shock:

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http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1979-TALBOT-ALPIN ... 0476654954

 

These are TEH NEW MK1 ESCORTZ.

Get importing!

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Wish it cost 23p to buy, I'd love a 928.

Lukas Rank: Citroen Ami

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Ok, I accepted that car´s are absurdly cheap in the UK, but that would be unfair! :lol:

pogweasel Rank: Isuzu Florian

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Fugging hell.

You may as well write "I AM OF SUBNORMAL INTELLIGENCE" down the side of your motor, or drive about with a massive pointy dunce's hat on, like would happen to stupid kids in a really old copy of "the Beano".

binhoker668 Rank: Citroen Ami

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Wish it cost 23p to buy, I'd love a 928.

seconded.

Mr_Bo11ox Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Peugeot-205-xs-Ready-Engine-Conversion-/150450357829

 

Ebay seller 'WOZZERLAD' is selling this impressive 950cc Pug 205, which has been comprehensively stickered and had some skirts nailed on, for just 1000 quid. There is a genuine reason for sale:

 

I really wanted to swap the engine for an mi16 as it has everything done to handle the power from the 2.0 engine, but my parents wont let me fiddle my insurance by insuring it as a 1 liter and cant get insured with the mi16 engine conversion as i am only 19

The miserable bastards! I suggest revenge by having a 'house party' which is extensively advertised on facebook.

Mr_Bo11ox Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1983-VAUXHALL-CHEVETTE-GL-H-BLUE-/220614884240

 

THE STEERING WHEEL WAS SHEERED OFF THE COLUMN BY SOME TW*T TRYING TO STEEL IT, THEY GOT INTO THE CAR VIA THE BOOT WHICH NOW HAS A CREASE BELOW THE LOCK.

I have to admit, I would have loved to see the face of the car 'thieves' at the moment when, after deciding to nick a rotten old shuvit and clambering in through the boot, they end up sat there with the snapped-off steering wheel wobbling around in their greasy palms. [/url]

Station Rank: Isuzu Florian

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Why do they try to steal unroadworthy cars that can't be driven? Is it for the price of scrap or something? My mate had an attempted 'STEEL' on his Nova years ago, and the incompetent fools BENT the steering shaft. If it's not going to move after you've bent the steering wheel, it's probably time to give up.

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