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CIH Rank: Citroen Ami

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I like it. Looks like a silhouette race car. I would feel like a total knob pulling into Sainsburys though.....

garbaldy Rank: Lancia Gamma

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If thats how bad the back looks i would hate to see the front :lol:

Marshall Rank: Austin Maxi

Marshall

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Oddball Yank Spec Merkur

That plates a bit wierd.

 

I thought Q was only used as a prefix for kitcars etc and never appeared in other plates until the current plate system came in. Just looks wrong that? :?

 

EDIT: "FORD MERKUR XR4TI NOT REGISTERED IN THIS COUNTRY ..." :oops:

 

Interesting car though! 8)

Richard Rank: Talbot Matra Rancho

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It does throw you when you see a foreign number on a UK plate. There's a French registered Rover 800 near here that had me baffled until I saw the French plate on the back.

Electric Leyland Rank: BL Wedge

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I like it. Looks like a silhouette race car. I would feel like a total knob pulling into Sainsburys though.....

It looks like a Notting Hill Carnival float.
Lukas Rank: Citroen Ami

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Come on, as if someone looked at the car... :roll::lol:

Pillock Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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*Brown-Porsche-want-face*I'd love that. Literally. I'd take it out on dates, remember it's birthday, text it (unless I was out with mates), and sling my arm around it at night on the sofa. I could happily spend the rest of my life with that Porsche.

pogweasel Rank: Isuzu Florian

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Faecal colour scheme or not, surely a 911 is always going to be a bit too posh for these parts... a turd-brown 924 on the other hand...

Mr_Bo11ox Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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rare once in a life time

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1985-FORD-ESCORT-1-6I-CABRIOLET-RED-/200473648388

 

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Thats right folks, a once in a lifetime opportunity to buy a knackered old escort convertible off a housing estate in the North East.

 

car has no mot or tax but as i say have spent hundreds getting it ready for mot and is ready now will fly threw

Yeah right. Just give me the address and i'll be there in 45 mins with my mobile crusher :roll:
Mr_Bo11ox Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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1995 RENAULT CLIO WILLIAMS MODIFIED PROJECT CAR

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1995-RENAULT-CLIO-WILLIAMS-MODIFIED-PROJECT-CAR-/170487014387

 

Oh wow, a clio Williams, a hot hatch classic of the 90's.

 

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oh dear, looks like its fallen on hard times.

 

renault clio 1.2

 

lowered

 

loud exhaust

 

comes with 6 speakers 6 by 9 in parcel shelf pioneer speakers front and rear and kenwood speakers in backdoor cards

 

lexus lights

 

body work primed

 

williams bonet

 

comes with a stereo but needs to be wired in

So not a williams at all, but in fact a spazzed up load of old toilet. Will it be ok if i pop round and shit on the bonnet?
Mr_Bo11ox Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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Get a load of this veg-tard.

 

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1982-AUDI-C-GT5-S ... 0436086540

 

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Hmm, looks a bit rough, but recoverable...

 

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Oh dear that doesnt bode well.

 

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Christ, what a load of shite. That rear bumper looks like its had to be unsmashed once and its not even made it onto the car yet.

 

The engine needs some tlc e.g. the valve stem oil seals need replacing as it is burning oil, the big end bearings need replacing and it has been standing for a few years, apart from that there's nothing else wrong with it.

LOL, so you spent your hard earned grand on a comical looking bodykit, (which you then made zero progress in fitting), rather than sort out your knackered engine. YOU ARE A MORON
Mr_Bo11ox Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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HAS TO GO NO TAX AND NO MONEY TO TAX NO WHERE OF THE ROAD TO STORE £1000S SPENT RELISTED DUE TO TIME WASTERS HI HOW ARE YOU

friendly seller at least.

 

Q: V nice car M8. wot cars will it steam. wots the cheapest ya will take buy it now. i get ma gyro next week and would like to buy it if i can afford it. ta m8

A: hi need rid so make me a offer and ill think abt it cheers andy

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http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/CALIBRA-130-BHP-2 ... 0434953731

pogweasel Rank: Isuzu Florian

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Is the Atlas based on the Herald? Or am I making that up?Some of those bazzed-up dole-chariots are utterly beyond belief. Do they never, ever at any moment think that they might look like unbelievable PLEBS driving about in them?

RedSparrow Rank: Renault 16

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I like those atlases. Great styling - reminds me of some of the vehicles you would see on Thunderbirds or Captain scarlet!

seth Rank: Renault 16

seth

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I wish I had space to put that Atlas to simply stand back and watch it complete its deterioration. Pog, engines are the same type as early Heralds, which were based on Standard 8/10 gubbins.

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