Ebay Tat Volume 2 - Sadly deceased.

[dollywobbler]

That Renault has done very little to alleviate my grumpy mood. A case for voluntary euthanasia. I volunteer him!

[Cavcraft]

'Good afternoon, Exoctic Italian Sports Car company, can I help you?'

 

Yes, I'd like a well advertised/multi-photographed oddball sports car please that looks nothing like a Mitsubishi FTO and must not be more fragile than a Laguna automatic with Iveco wiring. Oh, and DEFO no 'cat' listed ones please.

 

'Ah, good news sir, we have the perfect motor carriage for you and it's on eBay right now...'

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Maserati-3200 ... 2318ff7c4a

 

...what do you think, sir?'

 

Are you joking?

 

'I understand your frustration sir, but please check out feedback for assurance your buying from the experts'

 

'Worst seller on ebay' Ferrari 308 GT4 £18,000.00'

 

SHOVE IT UP YOUR ARSE WITH A PENCIL SHARPENER.

[cort16]

I imagine those Maserati's to be as big a pain in the Arse as my Alfa 166 x 1000000

[Guest]

Check out this PENILE INFECTION:

 

'VERY, VERY CLEAN SHELL'

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/vauxhall-nova ... 4161bd9eda

 

'STARTS AND DRIVES BUT OBV. I CANNOT BE ARSED TO TAKE IT OUT OF THE CONTAINER TO SHOW YOU PICTURES OF THE NEARSIDE. TO BE FAIR THOUGH THIS IS ONLY BECAUSE I'M A KNOBHEAD. AND NOT BECAUSE THE 'VERY VERY CLEAN SHELL' ALSO HAS A BIG FUCK OFF DENT ON THE N/S/F WING TO MATCH THE ONE ON THE OFFSIDE'

 

Oh and the fact the engine's been partly stripped, sorry for being a pedant but the coolant pipe from water pump to rad is missing, the nose of the airbox is missing - maybe it's in the car with all that other old shit?

What a fuckin cock nibbler.

[lancashireclamper]

Whilst realizing that 70's Renaults being turned into Rally Replicas is a touchy subject this evening, cop a load of this!

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1971-RENAULT- ... 4ab34589c0

[Cavcraft]

That Royale is cheap because the airbag has gone off.

[HereHareHere]

 

Only three months' MOT, but for £500 I would smash this inadequately photographed ST estate TO BITS.

 

http://www.autotrader.co.uk/classified/ ... ?logcode=p

 

 

1.8 auto doesn't sound like a barrel of sex, but this 600 looks FACKIN SWEET AS. Check out them insides!

 

 

£595, full Rover history, year's test, 86k. Our survey says YES.

 

http://www.autotrader.co.uk/classified/ ... ?logcode=p

 

 

Not sure about these, but £600 seems reasonable for this shiny boss-spec range-topper with a man-sized MOT.

 

http://www.autotrader.co.uk/classified/ ... ?logcode=p

 

 

Good job.

 

tastefully modified

 

 

WORLD BEGS TO DIFFER.

 

http://www.autotrader.co.uk/classified/ ... ?logcode=p

 

 

ME SO CLEAN! £695 with a full ticket.

 

http://www.autotrader.co.uk/classified/ ... ?logcode=p

 

SPOILER ALERT.

 

 

 

What an embellishment to the nation's roads.

 

http://www.autotrader.co.uk/classified/ ... ?logcode=p

 

 

Is a cheapo Lexus a bad idea? This one looks OK for £775, though it needs at least one wing mirror kicking off to repay the owner's fondness for the word 'marque'.

 

http://www.autotrader.co.uk/classified/ ... ?logcode=p

[eddyramrod]

That Galant looks extremely tasty! I'm sure I could find excuses to keep hold of that for quite some time.

[cort16]

http://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-motorbikes/mercedes-e300-elegance-td-auto/95302819

 

HIS CAR HAS LIGHTH PANEL DAMAGE BUT STARTS AND DRIVES AND I ALSO CANT FIND LOG BOOK OTHER THAN THAT THIS CAR IN AGOOD CAR AT ONLY £500 ONO

 

Yes it sounds it.

[Cavcraft]

My idea of a good holiday would not sitting in a field with a load of DULLARDS all discussing the latest 'rad' modification to there crusty old van with side windows, only to return the following year to find everyone else had done the same things to there's.

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/ws/eBayISAPI. ... SS:GB:1123

 

'OCTOPUSS SMEV'

 

'ENGINE HAD A FULL REBUILD 6000 MILES AGO £1250'

 

 

'ENGINE COULD DO WITH TUNE UP'

[Cavcraft]

I got a trouser tent looking at this

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/CANVAS-COVER- ... 43accdc420

 

But unfortunately it's for the cover only, so he can STICK it up his HOOP.

[504GL]

I got a trouser tent looking at this

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/CANVAS-COVER- ... 43accdc420

 

But unfortunately it's for the cover only, so he can STICK it up his HOOP.

 

 

PLEASE NOTE THE VEHICLE IS NOT FOR SELL

 

[face]

Minty fresh Micra:

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/MINT-1992-AUTO-NISSAN-MICRA-GENUINE-12000-MILES-1-ELDERLY-LADY-OWNER-NO-RESERVE-/120848453122?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item1c23210e02

 

Nice ZX:

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/NISSAN-DATSUN-SUNNY-GTI-ZX-TWIN-CAM-G-REG-3-DOOR-/330675648321?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item4cfdcdf741

 

Scaley monster:

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/TOYOTA-HIACE-CHASSIS-CAB-1973-HISTORIC-VEHICLE-/280811643610?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item4161ada2da

 

Starting bid: £500.00

 

Y10:

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/LANCIA-Y10-FILA-NOT-FIAT-/230734373696?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item35b8d72340

 

Starting bid: £1,000.00

[HereHareHere]

 

 

47k 1980 Civic with history's yellowest interior! Should be a one-tonne builder's poly-bag full of win, but erratic paint, fug-awful trimz and a split driver's seat drip saline on the £900 tag.

 

http://www.autotrader.co.uk/classified/ ... ?logcode=p

 

 

Buy this and tell the world that for £925, you have successfully teamed sub-7-sec 0-60 performance with reasonable economy. Wait in vain for the world to respond.

 

http://www.autotrader.co.uk/classified/ ... ?logcode=p

 

 

Only a 2.3 and not the cheapest ever at £980, but nicely unwankered. Shame about the open sores on the driver's seat.

 

http://www.autotrader.co.uk/classified/ ... ?logcode=p

 

 

For £450, I would roll this crazy-ass XG30 FO SHO. But sadly it's double that.

 

http://www.autotrader.co.uk/classified/ ... ?logcode=p

[scooters]

8 litre v10 - 310bhp. How can such a massive engine make so little power. My 4.2 Audi made this.

 

Having said all that there is a hill billy part of me wants to run moon shine over the border (to Renfrewshire) in this.

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Dodge-Ram-2500-V10-/130634806870?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item1e6a70f656

 

Anyone want a pink XJ6 for 200 quid? Anyone? Anyone at all?

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1984-JAGUAR-SOVEREIGN-4-2-AUTO-PINK-/110814117335?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item19cd093dd7

 

I have to admit, I have a semi for both of these -

The yank brings out the baccy chewin cusinfukker in me and the pink jag....well, IF the mechanics and bodywork are really sound its got to be worh £200 cos you'd have 2 grand change from a minter to get the fecker resprayed..

 

I'd be happy enough parking a pink jag outside the house - it would piss off the neighbours somthing else. A shame it isn't an XJ40 with gaffer tape holding the bumpers on - problem with S3s is that they are't 'schemiespec' anymore

[morris_ital_lover]

Hows about some military shite:

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/LANDROVER-DEF ... 41613dcf1f

 

GR1 for surviving Iraq.

 

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Tatra-813-8x8 ... 2c62670c74

 

GR9 for sheer awesomeness and tres practical should you need to transport some ICBMs.

[ashmicro]

Fuck me that top Landie is ex-NI. And no seller, they aren't bomb-proof. I've been in one when it's had a breeze block dropped on it from the Westlink footbridge, and it felt like it would fall to bits. And V8 rare my bollix - all of ours were V8s.

[morris_ital_lover]

...Were the Snatches covered in some kind of Macrolon that could sort of take shite? they don't look a patch on the copper's ones.

Looking at the listing it looks like he's kinda overdone the whole Snatch landrover thing...

 

 

Want an innovative 80s Swedish vehicle thats got plenty of boot space and can handle the snow:

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Hagglund-BV20 ... 20c1acc5f2

 

Look no further, the HAAAGWALLANDERVOLVOSAABABBALUNDS.

 

Please note, a couple of not particularly careful owners and some interesting history... including being shot at.

[Cavcraft]

Hows about some military shite:

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/LANDROVER-DEF ... 41613dcf1f

 

 

 

It's gripped, it's sorted

[ashmicro]

Aye, Wankralon, varying degress of coverage, vehicles from all over inc some ex BAOR ones. RUC ones were reputed to cost £130k each and that was donkeys ago.

[fordpoplier]

Crash your yogurt truck

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/ws/eBayI ... 2649#v4-37

[wuvvum]

This looks cheap. Are clutch hydraulics as much of a PITA to do on these as they are on Espaces?

 

[Cavcraft]

No-one told me about her, the way she lied.

No-one told me about what's going on with the side.

 

Well, its too late to find the Landie badge

How would I know, why should I care?

Please dont bother trying to find her

Shes not there...oh oh oh

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2004-SANTANA- ... 1c2320d70f

 

'Sorry slight error'

[Alexg]

15 years in a garage, a wonderful early MAXI

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1969-austin-m ... 4cfde5e6c3

[eddyramrod]

Bloody hell! Even I can see the sense in one of us having that and restoring it, and I hate Maxis! That's really early indeed. Come on fellas, grab it.

[trigger]

A G plate must make that a very early one, on the flip side what about this very late D plate Escort Mk3?, I love this!

 

[Alexg]

I remember posting this sexy Cresta on here last year...

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1972-VAUXHALL ... 43accd56b3

 

... because of this

 

Weld-tastic!

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/VAUXHALL-CRESTA-D ... 20b979f1af

[trigger]

That Cresta used to belong to a guy i know, he bought it for £400 and sold it a year ago for £550 as it was so rotten, It's had the autobox fitted recently as it was a manual and the bench seat and electric windows are out of a Viscount.

 

It also sold though Colchester car auctions at one point for £200 and has had 4 owner that haven't even been in the log book, In other words, it's a shed.

[eddyramrod]

Starting that Cresta at 1500 he could at least have invested a ton in some carpet. And only 4 new tyres? What's on the spare then, a 1972 crossply? Oh and fella: finish off that bloody floor!

[Mr_Bo11ox]

I would be seriously gutted if I won that Cresta then travelled a long way to collect it. i'd go absolutely tits when i saw that floorpan, what a shitbox.