Ebay Tat Volume 2 - Sadly deceased.

[Alexg]

These two look great!

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1986-ROVER-21 ... 2c5ec3c138

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/ROVER-216-GSI ... 27bda204d7

[trigger]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1978-FIAT-128 ... 2a13616133

 

We recovered this car over a year ago for a customer, but the customer has not been in touch for over 9 months & as we are moving we are selling to get our costs back & we are quite within our rights to do this

 

What is the red car behind, A Fiat 850?.

[Alexg]

^ I was just gonna post that

Yes, I think its an 850

[Alexg]

Cripes!

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Renault-17-TS ... 2c5ec433e7

[Luxobarges_Are_Us]

I think they're a bit overoptimistic with that starting bid for that 128. Alright, it's an interesting car, but it's an old shitter without much of a classic following, plus it needs work.

[dollywobbler]

Maybe they're just trying to 'scare' the owner into doing something about it and don't actually want to sell it? I don't think selling a car like that is a clear-cut as they'd like it to be...

[trigger]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1988-Citroen- ... 2c5e94281d

 

Another BX 19 GTi, this one has 86k, a years mot and is up for £899.

[Mr_Bo11ox]

I think they're a bit overoptimistic with that starting bid for that 128. Alright, it's an interesting car, but it's an old shitter without much of a classic following, plus it needs work.

 

Its only £250! How much do you reckon is a fair price? £100 is my favourite car price, but its a bit old-hat nowadays and is rarely used.

[theorganist]

I wonder what horrors are hidden underneath that R17?

[Luxobarges_Are_Us]

I think they're a bit overoptimistic with that starting bid for that 128. Alright, it's an interesting car, but it's an old shitter without much of a classic following, plus it needs work.

 

Its only £250! How much do you reckon is a fair price? £100 is my favourite car price, but its a bit old-hat nowadays and is rarely used.

 

I'd start at scrap value. I agree it could end up selling for a bit over £250, but auctions don't normally work like that- you 've got to entice buyers with a low start...

[Cavcraft]

Have we had this yet?

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1977-MORRIS-M ... 23137f1014

 

'It will be a long time until you see another one of these for sale again.'

 

Good.

[Angrydicky]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1988-Citroen- ... 2c5e94281d

 

Another BX 19 GTi, this one has 86k, a years mot and is up for £899.

 

That is literally down the road from me, in fact I bought my A90 Atlantic from that garage! It is super tidy and well worth the money I'd say. I was going to post some pictures of it on here actually, didn't realise he'd put it on Ebay.

[Cavcraft]

Herpes Tries Again....

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1974-vw-beetl ... 415be85984

 

..only it'd probably be less embarrassing having an STD than this.

[Cavcraft]

Like this a lot, this is how all Minis should look. Pray to God it gets sold to someone who will leave it exactly as it is and not put some wank arches on it or bum rape a decent Metty for it's engine...

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Austin-Mini-C ... 3cbb3e6224

 

'Description to follow'

[Cavcraft]

...unlike this overpriced turd of a car...

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1994-ROVER-MI ... 35b46efe69

 

 

'The first 5 pictures are the condition the car is in now, picture 6 is the condition i bought the car, 7 is a picture of the car after a small accident i with a hedge! (only cometic damage!) picture 8 is the condition i restored the car to just before the accident!'

 

[Alexg]

^ 5k? what a nutter!

[trigger]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1990-NISSAN-B ... 4cf98aebf1

 

I love my retro Jap and wanted to try out a turbo, however my passion lies with Honda and 9k rpm battering they get

 

You just know that this has had a hard few years...

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1985-SUZUKI-S ... 2a135d60d3

 

This on the other hand looks pretty nice, and isn't the RR bike that Alex used to own for a change!

[Alexg]

^ Are you refering to my Charade?

 

 

This is probably not that cheap for what it is, however this much cool should cost more than £3750

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/LOTUS-ECLAT-5 ... 3f0d340060

[trigger]

^ Are you refering to my Charade?

 

Sorry!, I thought you had a Swift! My mistake!

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Ford-Sierra-M ... 4cf986a92c

 

This 34000 mile Sierra looks remarkably clean!

[Alexg]

I'll get over it Trigg

 

Anyway, This looks f**king terrible...

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2003-VAUXHALL ... 231391bc88

These are all suttle mods,the car looks great,and lets face it,"how many modified merivas do you see???".

[Guest]

I wonder how many decent cars have lost their live's for a Mini "Project" over the years?. Twats.

 

Why do you think BMC 1100s are so rare these days? (well, ok, rampant rust too!). Metro is only the most modern version of the Mini engine donor. Then you've got K-Series powered vehicles these days too. Had a rant about engine donors on the inside back page of Classic Car Buyer recently. Really does my head in. In almost every case, the engine is taken from the better vehicle to make a shitter vehicle quicker. No, I don't want a 'red top' in my Nova, I'd rather have a Cavalier. Yes, your Pug 205 might be quick with a 16v lump in it, but I'll take the Citroen BX every time. Minis are crap - I'd rather own a beige Metro.

 

Oh dear. You are NOT going to like my plans for the 305, then. To be fair, the XU5 is shagged and it's certainly done closer to 148k than what the odometer reads. It will be worth it just to bait some arsehole TDi drivers in their Sportline & Tick Audis.

[Renault18]

I wonder what horrors are hidden underneath that R17?

 

Basically

 

Everything. I'd feel happier taking on a Laguna 2

 

1.9DCi

 

Auto

 

on a Y-plate.

[theorganist]

Basically

 

Everything. I'd feel happier taking on a Laguna 2

 

1.9DCi

 

Auto

 

Eek , that bad!!

[RENOMAD]

Basically

 

Everything. I'd feel happier taking on a Laguna 2

 

1.9DCi

 

Auto

 

Eek , that bad!!

 

Mechanically they are pretty ok,,,,,but drop the clutch and the engine & box would probably head off without the body

[garethj]

These Passat GL5s are a bit thirsty but they go alright in a straight line. I had an 1800 hatchback a year newer and it was completely dependable, if a little dull.

 

I'm sure there's an excellent chance this will be driven around as-is, or just given a quick polish, some minor tidying done and then driven around for years. Oh dear, the sarcasm meter has just gone off the scale

 

 

Be like me, only with 70,000 fewer miles

 

Can't be many like this left now.

IMPORTANT - ***NO POWER STEERING*.

On a 750kg car with 145 tyres on the front... wow, it's practically unusable

 

Here's another old Fiesta, this one's in classic Ford blue

 

OMG!!1! OSF LOL

LOCATED IN SERBIA

PWND

 

Suzuki Vitara Camouflage

Sorry mate, I didn't see you

[garethj]

I had one like this but in silver, it was brilliant but not as much fun as the 1500 single carb version I had.

 

 

TOP PHOTO SKILLZ

 

Does your commute involve long motorway journeys at high speed, where economy and refinement are important? Do you need to project a high class image in the company car park? I'd suggest you start running very fast in the opposite direction from THIS

 

Phooarrr! What a shame it doesn't go.

 

BEWARE OF THE DOG!

[mattblack]

 

Looking at this photo, I would IN NO WAY be nervous about collecting this from the seller...

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/BEDFORD-RED-/ ... 336b001c40

[RENOMAD]

Am I the only one who thinks that a LADA NIVA looks like a pumped up Fiat 127 with the whole front end put on upside down?

[chaseracer]

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No.

 

[gtd2000]

Here's some mega rare future shite for you. XG30 the Korean Scorpio. £800 with only 40k on it too.

http://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-motorbikes/immaculate-xg30-only-40000miles-motd-2012-taxd-executive-luxuary-bargain-offer/86358241

 

That's a lot of car for the money!

 

Dave's moving to Edinburgh next week I think?