Hello Lurkers. Post here!

[Mr Lobster]

Been lurking on Autoshite for a while? Introduce yourselves here! Don't be shy, everyone is friendly

[VWPowered]

i lurk all day

[AXrescuer]

If you are new, don't try and peddle all ya porn shite.

[VWPowered]

what, thats it i'm off to that other forum

[rocco1504]

If you are new, don't try and peddle all ya porn shite.

HiI'm new here, is this the kind of thing I shouldn't post ??.http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstop ... -cars.htmlhttp://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/ne ... e21242.eceNothing to do with me by the way, honest

[VWPowered]

If you are new, don't try and peddle all ya porn shite.

HiI'm new here, is this the kind of thing I shouldn't post ??.http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstop ... -cars.htmlhttp://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/ne ... e21242.eceNothing to do with me by the way, honest

in cars yes with fit girl... but with a car thats just some real sick shite

[Mr Lobster]

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/ne ... e21242.ece

MECHANIC Chris Donald loves his work ? he has sex with CARS.

So thats what they mean by a Lubrication Service is it?

[rocco1504]

So thats what they mean by a Lubrication Service is it?

I wonder if they put that in the invoice's Breakdown ?I wouldn't want to take my car there, you never know what "Little Extras" you'd get back.And this made me laugh "I’m currently in a long-term relationship and I couldn’t be happier." What with for God's sake ?, The Blue Marlin in the Second pic ?

[Mr Lobster]

I wonder if they put that in the invoice's Breakdown ?

 

 

I N V O I C E

 

Oil £20.00

Oil Filter £5.00

Screenwash £1.50

Kleenex £5.00

Air Filter £6.00

KY Jelly £2.50

Spark Plugs £24.00

Labour £40.00

Make sweet love to car £10.00

[Guest]

Er, hi. First post.

 

I bring you... fire!

 

[rocco1504]

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I N V O I C E

 

Oil £20.00

Oil Filter £5.00

Screenwash £1.50

Kleenex £5.00

Air Filter £6.00

KY Jelly £2.50

Spark Plugs £24.00

Labour £40.00

Make sweet love to car £10.00

 

 

LMFAO Gives a whole new meaning to the concept of "Consumables"

[trigger]

Welcome Mr Bizzle from RR fame, Nice of you to bring some fire with you, I'm bloody freezing here!

[Alexg]

Hello, been on RR for a while where I heard of this legendary site so thought I would check it out. Seems like my kinda place...

[trigger]

Welcome to the site Alex, Are the bloke who's just bought the Fuego? If so I'm looking forwards to the photos!

[Autoplas]

Lurked for a while after being introduced to it by my m8 outlaw118. Some years ago he also acted as the full licence holder while I bombed about on a provisional licence - I think they changed the law directly for that reasonMy username is after the dreadful shite I used to sell to customers when I had a Saturday job at Halfords, along with Compomotve alloys and Richard Grant bodykits for Cortinas. I wont use the word 'worked' because that would be lying......

[Leyland Australia]

Hey Guys, been lurking on here for a while now, thought I might get in on some of the action ! Just found the forum searching for shite related info and this could be described as the holy grail. The username Leyland Australia comes from the fact I live just up the road from the last Leyland factory in Australia (recently demolished).

[Tayne]

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[Rogue trader]

Hi iv lurked on here for about a year now always liked older cars and since I now work with new cars all day im begining to like them even more especially the underdog my name comes from my friends calling me this as I hate spending stupid money fixing cars so I try every method I know to kick them back into life (bodging) never been on that show yet probably because my old cars either go to the knackers yard or get wrote off by uninsured drivers hitting them. Fell onto this site by accident and hooked ever since

[TagoraSX]

Evening all.I've been lurking here for a while now seeing lots of cars I couldn't buy because of money or lack of space or both. I have a garage now so I intend to fill it to the gills with some classics and of course some shite classics!

[Leyland Australia]

Did the factory assemble Land Rovers as well as cars?

Correct, as well as the mini, moke and Leyland Buses and maybe trucks but not sure.

[Alexg]

Welcome to the site Alex, Are the bloke who's just bought the Fuego? If so I'm looking forwards to the photos!

Yes, yes I am. Havent collected yet and as I bought in the dark I'm looking forward to seeing it too

[Minimad5]

Welcome new comers and long time lurkersDon't be shy to post Were a friendly bunch

[Volvotron]

Hello - long time lurker on Autoshite here. Thought I would finally sign up!

[Peter C]

I've lurked for two days before joining up over the weekend.

 

One question - why do I have to double click <-- BACK from a post back to the General Chat page? On all other forums I only need to click back once.

[Mr Lobster]

I've lurked for two days before joining up over the weekend.

 

One question - why do I have to double click <-- BACK from a post back to the General Chat page? On all other forums I only need to click back once.

I think its to do with whatever web browser you use. I have the same problem if I'm at home but if I'm at work I only have to click back once.

[trigger]

I have the same problem also, i think It's to do with the adverts at the top.And welcome everyone! Feel free to add photos of your shite in the 'Show me ya shite' thread also!

[meggersdog]

Hello all, been an avid lurker for months.account now approved.Thank's Mr H Septre A big thankyou to FredTransit for the emergency site otherwise don't think I would ever have got here..Do a 1990 Discovery, 1983 Mazda RX-7 and a '93 Merc 190e count as autoshite ?

[Timewaster]

Do a 1990 Discovery, 1983 Mazda RX-7 and a '93 Merc 190e count as autoshite ?

Very much so! Welcome another flatlands member.

[Pete-M]

I have the same problem also, i think It's to do with the adverts at the top.

There are adverts?

[trigger]

There used to be Pete, Now all we have is This website cannot be found along the top.