All the small things...

[pogweasel]

OK, so after a few months of not-very-intensive searching, we've seen a house that would make a decent Pog Towers v2.0, ticks all the boxes, 4 big bedrooms, decent garden, within the catchment zone for the kids school etc.

 

At some point, someone has built a large garage attached to the house. Then at some later time, someone has divided this garage in two to make an extra room in the house. Leaving a uselessly-proportioned quasi-garage at the front. You can't get a normal car in there. But you might get some MICRO-SHITE in!

 

So, good peoples, suggest me some tiny rubbish old cars pls!

The only rule is NOT LONGER THAN 3,400MM!

 

It's probably all pie in the sky, but you never know - I might be able to justify something old & silly to the Trouble & Strife if it's GR8 4 GOIN DOWN THE SHOPZ.

 

Here's the first obviousnesses to start the ball rolling:

 

 

[pandamonium]

[pandamonium]

[pandamonium]

And who could forget....

[dollywobbler]

Anyone got a shot of that narrowed Rover Metro? PERFECT!

[Milford Cubicle]

 

If I was looking for something dinky and quirky, it'd have to be one of these ex-Hirst chariots.

[pogweasel]

Aha!

AHAHAHAAA!

 

According to the internet, a Metro is 6mm longer than my stipulated limit!

So STFU about metro's, K!

[pandamonium]

Take the bumpers off.

[Ratdat]

Suzuki SC100?

[Andrew353w]

Del Boy might be able to squeeze his Reliant Regal van in.....

[pogweasel]

Oh yes.

 

[MrSteve]

It would be ace to blezz around in one of these...

 

Or perhaps...

[Timewaster]

 

You wouldn't look at all stupid driving that Pog.

[Father Ted]

Look, sack off the idea of getting a small shitter - you know and i know that within 5 minutes of moving in, said quasi-garage will be full of boxes which will remain there for all eternity.Do the sensible thing and install some patio doors, a fridge, a telly a PS2 and a comfy chair and have your very own "Chill-Zone" let the wife and poglets have the run of the rest of the house. I myself have 6 foot by 9 foot of former utility room to store my crap in and watch the telly.

[Mr H Sceptre]

A small fleet of these

 

[Lukas]

 

I´d say Subaru 360 too.

[Gompo]

Innocenti Mini ala Wuvvum?

[OwdChina]

No no no............remove all restricting brickwork, gradually working your way through the entire ground floor to achieve the ultimate shiters dream

[alf892]

+1. Entire ground floor for cars and live upstairs.A few people in our road have converted garage to be another room. Looks horrid too. To my mind this is the wrong way around........one of the main reasons i bought my house was it had a double garage.

[seth]

 

Is a Fiat Multipla short enough? Room for Mrs Pog and all tEh Poglets. MIght need a second mortgage to get one though.

[michiel]

Nope, 3531 mm...Another vote for an N from me.

[seth]

Oh, here's another Honda that would fit and COULD BE YOURS!

 

[michiel]

Cute, that front guard is fab.

[Ratdat]

Oh, here's another Honda that would fit and COULD BE YOURS!

 

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That rules. I'd quite like a vintage honda ped to bez about on in the summer.

[garethj]

If I had to buy a tiny car my hot favourite at the moment is a Reliant Rebel. Not the van, you'd want the smooth coupe styling of the saloon.A minter is yours for less than £500, resto projects are £100. GRP body, simple ladder chassis and the Unipart catalogue for everything else. I wouldn't give a Mini a second look, unless it was a Clubman saloon

[Tayne]

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[AlsoMike]

What about a Honda Jazz?

 

 

They come in at a whopping 3380mm in length. And look ace.

 

[michiel]

Two!!! Great design, I love them.

[barrett]

Jazz is currently top choice for my first car, but god knows how i'd find one and if i did it would probably be rotten....reckon i'll end up with a gen3 Civic instead