Hateful piece of shit has an FTP - Cookie's adventures in shiteing

[Shite Ron]

4 minutes ago, Cookiesouwest said:

I haven't given any clues yet, so here's one.

The car was built in Italy.

Alfa 156?

[Cookiesouwest]

11 minutes ago, Shite Ron said:

Alfa 156?

Nope

[andyberg]

I reckon it's a non Italian car but with a factory in Italy? 

[Cookiesouwest]

2 minutes ago, andyberg said:

I reckon it's a non Italian car but with a factory in Italy? 

Have I told you what I bought and forgotten I have told you?

In which case you can't play the guessing game.

Or you just pulled a blinding guess out of the bag and it's not even 9am yet !

[andyberg]

Nope, I have no idea mate I promise. I just thought ' made in italy' was too obvious ??

[Cookiesouwest]

Poo count

The dogs - 4 between the pair - What the hell. Did Mrs CSW give them castor oil on their food

Me - 1

Cats - No idea. They are cats. I do know the neighbour was complaining about cat shit in their garden last week, so can only assume our two have again done their best to fertilise the neighbours marigolds.

[andyberg]

 

1 hour ago, andyberg said:

I reckon it's a non Italian car but with a factory in Italy? 

JEEP

Edit:If its a jeep, that's quite far away from a Beetle, do you have another place to live ?

[Cookiesouwest]

46 minutes ago, andyberg said:

 

JEEP

Edit:If its a jeep, that's quite far away from a Beetle, do you have another place to live ?

It is a long way from a Golf in a frock, but it's not a Jeep

[Cookiesouwest]

Its lunchtime

 

[Cookiesouwest]

Car should be collected about 3pm

Good job as Mrs CSW thinks it's really weird I've started photographing my food

[AnthonyG]

Vauxhall Astra convertible  - assembled by Bertone. Or a Mitsubishi Shogun Pinin (the little one).

[Cookiesouwest]

5 minutes ago, AnthonyG said:

Vauxhall Astra convertible  - assembled by Bertone. Or a Mitsubishi Shogun Pinin (the little one).

That's two guesses, but one is correct

 

[AnthonyG]

I’m going for the Astra, as you mentioned something about one earlier in this thread...

[Cookiesouwest]

2 minutes ago, AnthonyG said:

I’m going for the Astra, as you mentioned something about one earlier in this thread...

I really should try to remember, what I have written lol

Congratulations you are a winner. Bonus points for the MK and colour. Don't win anything though. Meaningless points.

[AnthonyG]

I’m going for an Astra G (Mk4) in silver.

[andyberg]

Electric blue astra?

[Cookiesouwest]

Mk4 is correct. Electric Blue is not

[Tickman]

That lovely Maroon / dark red colour?

[worldofceri]

I’ve just come on here to post an clue but it turns out you don’t need one.

Here it is anyway!

[loserone]

Phwaorrr, what a colour

[andyberg]

Ah, muddy gold colour?

[Cookiesouwest]

So as you all know what it is now, here is a pic the dealer sent, to add to the one from @worldofceri

 

[andyberg]

Now we know, the important question everyone wants answering is...

Divorce or no?

[Cookiesouwest]

11 minutes ago, andyberg said:

Now we know, the important question everyone wants answering is...

Divorce or no?

Lol I will know the answer to that, approx 10 mins after it gets here. ETA is 6.30pm ish

[gm]

tie a big ribbon bow on the bonnet and shout "suprise !" when your mrs claps eyes on it for the first time ? 

[AnthonyG]

Great colour! 

[Kiltox]

Phwoooaar

[worldofceri]

Suitably industrial Black Country backdrop for loading up:

[spartacus]

Is that pic taken with a '70's' filter?

[Cookiesouwest]

It cant get here fast enough, cause Mrs CSW thinks life is getting really really weird now. More food pics.

Pic of rice pudding, we just had for tea.