Van Collected , Value Doubled 12 Months On MOT time

[Wack]

It started off OK , old man on a train 

Plan was , train with Mrs Wack to lincoln ,sightseeing, hotel , sleep ,sightseeing, collect.

Only within an hour it started lashing it down so for the last 3 hours we've been getting pissed in the slug & lettuce on 1/2 price gin .

Chances are I'll be collecting on my own tomorrow while mrs wack sleeps it off

disco kicked off now 

 

[SRi05]

Sounds like a collection gone good to me 

[Wack]

Ok now , in the morning, not so much 

[Wack]

[busmansholiday]

Lincoln eh?, does your visitors VISA last until tomorrow?

[Wack]

I didn't bring any christmas attire ,I stand out like a sore thumb so probably not 

[Wack]

I have just witnessed the male christmas hat (45) trying to pull the full very tight christmas dress (25) and failing miserably 

[hairnet]

wack (o)

that jumper is nuts

hope all his music is pre 95

 

[Wack]

Fuck me this hill is steep but I cant come here and not look at the cathedral , mrs wack has failed miserably 

[Wack]

[hairnet]

cobbles erp

thats not the real north ya know

 

[Wack]

Nearly at the top , shoulve checked lincolnshire had an air ambulance before I started 

20st and a 1/3 hill arent compatible 

[Wack]

Hoofuckingray

[High Jetter]

They will be compatible* on the way down, if you're on a roll! Say a prayer in the big house.

[Mally]

I went to Lincoln because I thought it was flat.

It is on the waterfront.

Whats that pub called near Premier Inn? It'll come to me in a bit. Edit Jolly Brewer,  some characters in there.

[hairnet]

this thread with no cars in it is better than a billy collection

 

[Wack]

Finally , if I'd known it was that steep 3 pints of Heineken and 3 double gin & tonics would not have been consumed 

[Wack]

It is beautiful though , like 500 years ago 

[Wack]

And now the descent begins , if you read about a fat man splattered against a wall in lincoln tomorrow that'll be me 

[Wack]

58 minutes ago, hairnet said:

wack (o)

that jumper is nuts

hope all his music is pre 95

 

Most of it is pre 90 

[Bren]

43 minutes ago, Wack said:

It is beautiful though , like 500 years ago 

Just like Warrington then.

[Wack]

Not sure how old Gullivers World is , don't think it's 500 years though 

[Asimo]

1 hour ago, Wack said:

Nearly at the top , shoulve checked lincolnshire had an air ambulance before I started 

20st and a 1/3 hill arent compatible 

Had a bitter row with mrs asimo#1 on that hill.* Should have drunk more gin, we'd have have been cool then.

 

**Proper steep bastard that hill is.

[jollysmart]

1 hour ago, Wack said:

Nearly at the top , shoulve checked lincolnshire had an air ambulance before I started 

20st and a 1/3 hill arent compatible 

There is a slightly less steep way of getting to the end of the railings section, which is the steepest part, when I worked in the city centre  I used to take the less steep route and come down the steep part which can be very slippery when wet virtually every day.  I also had a couple of projects on the go at the top of the hill and outside the castle which meant walking up there every day for a couple of months, sometimes more than once a day. I really enjoyed* it.

Hope you enjoyed the walk, I'm sure a couple more G & T's will help the recovery.

Good luck with the collecshun in the morning.

 

[Cavcraft]

Go down the hill in the daytime, there's a nice sweet shop there, plus a place that sells random old sort of RAF scanners and stuff.

[Wack]

Survived the hill of death and arrived at our hostelry for the evening , holiday inn ( express no less) £53 a night inc breakfast 

Called in at the oldest pub in lincoln which shut at 9pm , shocking 

Mrs wack utterly bolloxed

[Wack]

5 minutes ago, Cavcraft said:

Go down the hill in the daytime, there's a nice sweet shop there, plus a place that sells random old sort of RAF scanners and stuff.

I saw that , it was like a magnet on my eyes , all sorts of altimeters from cold war aircraft for £30 

[Wack]

1 hour ago, hairnet said:

cobbles erp

thats not the real north ya know

 

I live in the real north now , if i want to see the real real north I go to leigh where accents and fights mix together every saturday evening , I was once stood at a cash machine in leigh at 5am , I'd already put my pin in when I heard what sounded like a western cowboy fight approaching fast from round the corner 

Come on you bastard , give me the fucking money before I get the shit kicked out of me 

lincoln is the Midlands where I used to live 

[hairnet]

leigh is the shit side of the east lancs

makes warrington look posh

 

[Saabnut]

17 minutes ago, Wack said:

 

Mrs wack utterly bolloxed

Pictures or it never happened!