The long and winding collection LIVE.

[Jim Bell]

Today our agent in the field is already hurtling toward a car. Or away from it. But he will be turning round and going the right way at some point. Hopefully. I THINK there's two or three cars and at least one bike getting collected during this epic mission. 

But it's hard to keep up. 

 

In the French corner, weighing in at enough to break a scaffolding board, it's LoserOne!!!!

 

Try not to giggle when he pulls the grab handle off. 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[Jim Bell]

 

My snail sense is tingling. Pan right. Enhance. 

*Clicking noises*

 

Left section. Enhance. 

*Further clicking noises*

 

 

Centre section. Enhance. 

*Clicking noises*

 

 

 

Lower section. Enhance. 

 

*Frenzied clicking noises*

 

Oh hai Brian. You dirty fucking replicant. 

 

*Deckard shoots Brian*

 

[Mally]

I get the feeling you knew the grab handle would depart.

[Jim Bell]

On to the collection proper. 

 

Sandals and socks. Disguisting. 

 

 

Assemble required items. 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Ready, set? Choose a chariot. 

 

Not that one. Pick a better one. 

 

 

Better. 

 

 

 

 

 

Fill her up buttercup. 

[Jim Bell]

[skattrd]

So are you the mystery buyer of the 205 CJ?

I'm tempted to ask for dibs, but not sure, so I'd better say dibs please Jim.

[Jim Bell]

 

 

 

 

 

Baits. 

 

 

 

 

 

SPICY BASTARD. 

 

[Jim Bell]

2 minutes ago, skattrd said:

So are you the mystery buyer of the 205 CJ?

I'm tempted to ask for dibs, but not sure, so I'd better say dibs please Jim.

Nope. Not guilty. It'll be getting closer to you though. 

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[skattrd]

SO you're driving to Durham in the 205, then getting a train to Edinburgh … three car shuffle?

[Jim Bell]

Brittan summer.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Truckin. 

[Jim Bell]

 

I'm guessing the hot sauce has kicked in. 

[Jim Bell]

4 minutes ago, skattrd said:

SO you're driving to Durham in the 205, then getting a train to Edinburgh … three car shuffle?

I'm not even leaving the house. I'm just doing the thread. There is car shuffling on the cards though. 

[Lacquer Peel]

I have heard about this through the grapevine and it sounds incredibly convoluted but at least JB is getting a reliable car at the end of it.

[chompy_snake]

What is Jim not collecting from his comfy armchair?

[brownnova]

Genuinely no clue what’s happening... 

Good luck to all involved! 

[tonedepear]

Unexpected services forum user spot

[Jim Bell]

And now our first BUMPING INTO A SHITTER in the services near WH SMITHS. 

Tonedepear. 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I knew socks and Sandals and hot sauce was a bad idea. 

[chompy_snake]

If I didn't know better I would say that's Wetherby Services?

[HMC]

Does the 205 have clear clusters? #90s chic

hope your ftp isn’t too terminal!

[Jim Bell]

It's Bovril, engine oil or black coffee. 

 

 

 

 

 

[Jim Bell]

 

South toward the sunset. 

[UltraWomble]

I seem to have entered the Hairnet zone

[Jim Bell]

First scheduled stop.

 

Clear clusters as requested. 

 

[Paulinprague]

Overnighting in the back seat of a 205 convertible. In the rain? Did he bring his wellies and a snorkel? Or is there a cheap hostel in the cards?

[Skizzer]

Lexuslights on a 205?  That’s a thing?

[Jim Bell]

First collection achieved.