Jump to content

eBay tat volume 3.

Ross_K

By Ross_K
in AutoShite

 Share

Recommended Posts

KruJoe Rank: Lancia Gamma

KruJoe

Posted
Posted

Hey, good spot Will!

It looks like an even more poverty-stricken version of mine. I wonder how the jacking points have reacted to being sat in the weeds... :twisted:

willswitchengage Rank: Talbot Matra Rancho

willswitchengage

Posted
Posted

^Thought you'd like that, must find an excuse to drive over to Airedale one day!

 

'81 Daihatsu pickup:

 

$(KGrHqN,!ikE9RJok7tcBPf)EF4yqQ~~60_12.JPG

Mike D Rank: Citroen Ami

Mike D

Posted
Posted

That F55 is lovely, however I predict it's festooned with wag under that silver paint!

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

Posted
Posted

original.0

'What is happening here?

11 fucking pictures

and not one of them is clear

Somebody turn off his light

We're gonna have a party

Loling at this shite

Oh, what a feeling!

When your Viva's on the ceiling'

 

$T2eC16d,!)cE9s4Pu,9qBP9yLhZJ+Q~~60_12.JPG

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/VAUXHALL-VIVA ... 19d2f0e439

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

Posted
Posted

$T2eC16VHJG8E9nyfnffNBP-zVYST4Q~~60_12.JPG

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1989-VOLKSWAG ... 231f9291ee

 

'This cars previous owner was a true VW enthusiast. He spent around £3000 on this car! Then there is the custom paint job which has to be a one off!'

 

Some of this [completely wasted] three large appears to have been spent gluing an A4 turbo to a Polo manifold which he helpfully just lobbed in the boot.

michael1703 Rank: Renault 16

michael1703

Posted
Posted

Ford Thames 400e "POWERTRUCK"

 

These were weird as shit and pretty impractical in their day.

 

So you took a 400e pick up, took the engine out and dumped an Atlas Copco Diesel driven compressor on the back and also used it to propel the engineless vee hickle along by a big fat belt.

 

Pretty pointless and if you restored one, what would you do with it

 

well, heres one

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/290740978592? ... 1423.l2649

willswitchengage Rank: Talbot Matra Rancho

willswitchengage

Posted
Posted

$T2eC16VHJHoE9n3Ke5,CBP-bw2fpP!~~60_12.JPG

 

Rover Montego with 2.0 turbo diesel Perkins Prima engine

 

No MOT since 2008 but doesn't look too difficult to get back on the road

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

Posted
Posted

We have a Honda Civic shaped hole here at Cavcraft and ideally want a shitty old Galaxy/Sharon/Alhembra for cycle carrying/possible towing duties. Therefore buying something along those lines would be sensible. Not this.

$T2eC16d,!zQE9s3stYN9BP+HugtEMw~~60_12.JPG

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1993-VAUXHALL ... 1e70049820

 

It obviously needs some mild anti-twatterage, I think he's been trying to offload it a while and there doesn't seem to be much MOT or any mention of tax. BUT...it's reasonably priced, has the badge on the bonnet and isn't far away.

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

Posted
Posted

Ex-Sporty Shite/Cavcraft Cavalier. The lad who's selling this is ace, when he gets a car he just goes mad and does almost everything possible to get it right.

 

$T2eC16RHJHgE9n0yFljrBP+HNWbPY!~~60_12.JPG

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1994-VAUXHALL ... 2572e538a6

 

Sadly some f*cker broke into it hence the different coloured door.

R9UKE Rank: Citroen Ami

R9UKE

Posted
Posted
HELLO!

 

$(KGrHqZHJD!E+UH,UMIpBP9,fjcb1Q~~60_3.JPG

 

23,000 miles

 

Award winning attempt at number plate blurring there.

 

That Green Laguna V6 looks nice, but that's all it'll be good at. Renault didn't think about giving the manual gearbox any kind of feel... the 1.8 has a nicer shift. I hate mine that much that it's being broken, and I'll enjoy doing it...

worldofceri Rank: Renault 16

worldofceri

Posted
Posted
HELLO!

Samara

 

I've driven past where this lives a number of times (I think). The fact that it appears to be up to it's axles in wet grass is a little deceptive, I reckon. Pretty sure it's moved around the drive quite a bit indicating it's been used more than the expired mot might suggest.

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

Posted
Posted
In the market for a Griffin Coupe, are you Billy?

 

Engine Size: 1297 cc

Transmission: 2/3 SPEED AUTO

Not as close as the Calibra, but it's "right up your street".

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1987-VAUXHALL ... 1048758035

 

 

That's bloody ace for the money Joe, full ticket and some rent in the window!

 

Hmm...

dmv409.jpg

 

Local (not on eBay) MOT-less Cav SRi looks nice.

michael1703 Rank: Renault 16

michael1703

Posted
Posted

dmv409.jpg

 

 

I dont like the neighbours curtains and I dont trust the sneaky cat, but that looks surprisingly unchavved and clean

eddyramrod Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

eddyramrod

Posted
Posted

That is pretty shitey, yes, but the badge on the boot clearly states 1.5. Now if you want real misery, go for the 1.1:

100_2666-vi.jpg

As found by me here in Paphos!

HillmanImp Rank: Talbot Matra Rancho

HillmanImp

Posted
Posted
We have a Honda Civic shaped hole here at Cavcraft and ideally want a shitty old Galaxy/Sharon/Alhembra for cycle carrying/possible towing duties. Therefore buying something along those lines would be sensible. Not this.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1993-VAUXHALL ... 1e70049820

 

It obviously needs some mild anti-twatterage, I think he's been trying to offload it a while and there doesn't seem to be much MOT or any mention of tax. BUT...it's reasonably priced, has the badge on the bonnet and isn't far away.

 

If I had not bought the Audi I would be all over this as it was another of the 'cars I wanted when I was a kid that I can now buy for £500'. This Celicas, MR2s, Corrados, XJ6s and of course Audi Coupes etc. All mental cheap.

HillmanImp Rank: Talbot Matra Rancho

HillmanImp

Posted
Posted

That Lada is mega grim. All the shiteness of the normal Samara without the practicality or space of the hatchback. Brilliant. No wonder I don't recall ever seeing one, they probably sold in single figures over here.

Negative Creep Rank: Lancia Gamma

Negative Creep

Posted
Posted
That Lada is mega grim. All the shiteness of the normal Samara without the practicality or space of the hatchback. Brilliant. No wonder I don't recall ever seeing one, they probably sold in single figures over here.

 

 

You just know it was driven by a sour faced old giffer who spent his spare time writing to the local paper complaining the number 38 bus no longer stops outside Morrisons, and those kids next door are playing too loudly

willswitchengage Rank: Talbot Matra Rancho

willswitchengage

Posted
Posted
ou just know it was driven by a sour faced old giffer who spent his spare time writing to the local paper complaining the number 38 bus no longer stops outside Morrisons, and those kids next door are playing too loudly

 

http://apiln.blogspot.co.uk/

cort16 Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

cort16

Posted
Posted

That Carlton's great and the same amount of money I paid for the one I bought 10 years ago.

M'coli Rank: Isuzu Florian

M'coli

Posted
Posted
ou just know it was driven by a sour faced old giffer who spent his spare time writing to the local paper complaining the number 38 bus no longer stops outside Morrisons, and those kids next door are playing too loudly

 

http://apiln.blogspot.co.uk/

You should read the letters page of the CSMA magazine - it makes the letters in Viz sound real!

Create an account or sign in to comment

You need to be a member in order to leave a comment

Create an account

Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!

Register a new account

Sign in

Already have an account? Sign in here.

Sign In Now
 Share
Go to topic listing
×
×
  • Create New...