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Ross_K

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Negative Creep Rank: Lancia Gamma

Negative Creep

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I'm on German ebay and thought some of their cars might go down well. Anyone fancy a Solara for 545 euros? With 43000 km on the clock????

http://www.ebay.de/itm/Talbot-62B-/1708 ... 27c8c544f4

 

Sorry, no pics, I appear to have forgotten how to save them...

You don't need to save them Eddy.

Ebay have changed the set-up again. I'm on firefox.

 

1.Click on the pic you want to make it big in a new window.

2. Right click on it - "view page info".

3. "Media" tab.

4. Right click, copy the highlighted line.

5. Close the new windows and paste between the _ things here.

6. WIN!

 

$T2eC16RHJG8E9nyfnUUhBP9!RqZW,w~~60_12.JPG

 

:)

 

Or get the Nuke Anything add on, and simply right click then select "remove object"

warren t claim Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

warren t claim

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m reg volvo 940 estate

2.4 petrol Automatic

88000 genuine miles

nearly full service history

air con

sunroof

full leather interior

alloy wheels

witter tow bar

all the usual se extras

mot feb 2013

tax 2 months

good solid workhorse

very reliable

very good solid condition for the year

no rust

Runs perfect with no mechanical faults

 

£395

http://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-moto ... /106503522

mattblack Rank: Citroen Ami

mattblack

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Lotus Cortina wheeled

 

Ahem: "LOTUS CORTINA/ESCORT WHEEL TRIMS"

 

That'll be standard Cortina hubcaps then... :roll:

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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Spot the difference:

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/125-motorbike ... 4605879639

 

'Feel the roar of the engine beneath with this beast'

 

Oh aye, I bet a fucking 4 Stroke OneLungSoreFinger Fleeandchee Sports Madness iCheeTwattery Wingle Wangle 125 positively growls :roll:

eddyramrod Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

eddyramrod

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I'm suffering a serious trouser tent for that Volvo estate! Would any Shiter near to it go and have a look for me please? It's in Halifax.

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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And today's award for 'Most suspicious schill bidder' goes to this seller:

 

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http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll? ... 0948321016

 

It had a 'buy it now' price of a not wholly unreasonable £395, but Captain Stupid new bidder just happens to be running the bidding up to £375.

barrett Rank: Lancia Gamma

barrett

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1985 Solara Minx in Beige with 37000 miles. Live the dream for only £600 ono!

 

Ha! As advertised recently in 'L'Aronde' - the magazine (10 sheets of A4 paper stapled together) of the Simca Owner's Club for something silly like £1400 - Gary and I were Lol'ing quite heavily when we saw it although it does look very nice. For £600 it must be a good buy, it's apparently the best one in the country

outlaw118 Rank: Lancia Gamma

outlaw118

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Don't think so, for some reason I seem to remember his is red and silver.*

 

And he doesn't live in Kings Lynn.*

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

* I may be wrong on both counts.

outlaw118 Rank: Lancia Gamma

outlaw118

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****BILLY TO THE SHITE COURTESY PHONE****

 

Check out this BEAUTY*

$T2eC16JHJGQE9noMZNFiBP7KuV2GpQ~~60_12.JPG

 

1) Dodgy 1980's saloon without roof....CHECK

2) Badermatic......CHECK

3) Runs on Lazy Penis Gas.....CHECK

4) It's in Cheshire.....CHECK

5) Wrong wheels and looks a bit poop....CHECK

 

It's got Cavcraft written all over it.

 

£117 so far, no reserve, 5 days to go.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1986-VAUXHALL ... 3a770378e9

 

After all that I bet it's a pearoast.....

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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Christ ona unicycle, how did I miss that red convertable? *Adds to watched list, cheers Dynamo Bobolski Back 4 Kiev!

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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The vendor of that Mazda sounds like a complete flange:

 

 

'Wouldn't sell the car for the final price and accused me of scamming. Avoid.'

 

'Reply by o_tahboob (16-Feb-12 13:25):

Used another acc to cancel bid last minute and reduce price by half - filthy man'

 

How on earth did the highest bidder use another account to cancel his bid? What a crock of bollocks.

HillmanImp Rank: Talbot Matra Rancho

HillmanImp

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Who has that Mazda now? I just did a Doovla check on it and its still on the road:

 

The enquiry is complete.

The vehicle details for E166 VKE are:

Date of Liability 01 01 2013

Date of First Registration 30 10 1987

Year of Manufacture 1987

Cylinder Capacity (cc) 1324cc

CO2 Emissions Not Available

Fuel Type PETROL

Export Marker N

Vehicle Status Licence Not Due

Vehicle Colour BLUE

Vehicle Type Approval Not Available

Vehicle Excise Duty rate for vehicle

6 Months Rate £74.25

12 Months Rate £135.00

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