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Mr_Bo11ox Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Mr_Bo11ox

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$(KGrHqV,!n0FJLju,NfkBSbTlpZN)w~~60_85.J

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/mk1-b1-VW-PASSAT-not-golf-audi-easy-project-Last-reduction-Read-description-/231124902804

 

He's asking £1250 for this, no tax or test but he has managed to find the time and money to spend £500 on getting the front shocks converted to coil overs by GAZ. its all about priorities!!!! Looks the part while its sitting on the driveway going FUCKING NOWHERE.

 

 

 

this the last chance before i break the car i rekon i could get well over 2k in parts

 

FUCK OFF!!!! On what planet is there £2000 worth of parts sat there??? its a wanky sohc carb engine like all the shittest golfs for a start so thats worth £50 max. You might get a few quid for the doors if they're any good, say £50 each? Maybe £100 for the interior? £100 for wheels? £50 of other small-fry shit? Grand total: £500. I REPEAT: FUCK OFF.

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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WOT U GUNA LOK LYK WIV A TRYANGEL ON YA?

 

Old Chinese proverb say man with pyramid hat, spell like a twat

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/rover-mini-1275-i-13inch-alloys-sports-pack-archs-twin-excaust-bucket-seats-/161185668164?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item25876a1c44

 

'The engine real does run like a dream fast twin excaust hill clime.' 

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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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It's probably one of those 'titles' you could buy from the back of the Daily Mirror in 1982. For £29.99 a month you bought a 0.5 inch square piece of grass in Galashiels and got a certificate to say you could shag a bowl of porridge every Sunday at midnight as long as you tugged the forelock of a tri-knockered virgin goat. 

srad34 Rank: BL Wedge

srad34

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WOT U GUNA LOK LYK WIV A TRYANGEL ON YA?

 

Old Chinese proverb say man with pyramid hat, spell like a twat

 

$_12.JPG

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/rover-mini-1275-i-13inch-alloys-sports-pack-archs-twin-excaust-bucket-seats-/161185668164?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item25876a1c44

 

'The engine real does run like a dream fast twin excaust hill clime.' 

 I can't help thinking folk waste too much time and energy on 1980 onwards Mini's. They are rarely worth what the sellers think. What was he thinking when he thought yellow and blue ffs.

 

Show car?? - Well, I for one would ask for my money back if this is 'show standard'....... 

srad34 Rank: BL Wedge

srad34

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 Ã‚£1400 for a wrap?? - I thought they were a cheaper option than painting, plus its not even got a roof ffs.

 

And why would you choose cream? - What is the matter with some people, tasteless idiots....  

 

And while I am having a rant, show car??? - what a dick 

laser wheels Rank: Citroen Ami

laser wheels

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Austin-metro-mosaic-/251413471761

 

 

Fair enough, though by this logic no car should ever fail its MOT right???? 

 

 

Come on, just own up, you did it didn't you

 

Even though I loathed the one I had at the time, I now have some strange compulsion to own another one of these.

 

 

Oh, that is lovely.

 

$(KGrHqV,!n0FJLju,NfkBSbTlpZN)w~~60_85.J

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/mk1-b1-VW-PASSAT-not-golf-audi-easy-project-Last-reduction-Read-description-/231124902804

 

He's asking £1250 for this, no tax or test but he has managed to find the time and money to spend £500 on getting the front shocks converted to coil overs by GAZ. its all about priorities!!!! Looks the part while its sitting on the driveway going FUCKING NOWHERE.

 

 

FUCK OFF!!!! On what planet is there £2000 worth of parts sat there??? its a wanky sohc carb engine like all the shittest golfs for a start so thats worth £50 max. You might get a few quid for the doors if they're any good, say £50 each? Maybe £100 for the interior? £100 for wheels? £50 of other small-fry shit? Grand total: £500. I REPEAT: FUCK OFF.

 

Although at first I lolled, I now feel a sense of sadness deep inside as if these prats are trying to finish the work the scrappage scheme started.

brickwall Rank: Lancia Gamma

brickwall

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2000-JAGUAR-XJ8-AUTO-BLACK-ONE-OWNER-CAR-SIR-TATTON-SYKES-/261363632434

 

 

Owned by Sir Tatton Sykes 8th Barronet of Sledmere

 

 

Is that him off the fast show? if not I'm going to have to assume it's a made-up character.

 

 

Google says Sir Tatton Sykes is either a race horse or a gentleman that died in 1913. You decide. You make the call. :?

 

Maybe some other guy?

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Mr_Bo11ox Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Mr_Bo11ox

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$T2eC16J,!wsE9suw)yL-BRj-0-DEvg~~60_85.J

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/MGZR-2004-1-4-MG-ZR-5-door-MK2-/301053041472

 

He's had this on the bay about 20 times and never had a single bid. Last time it was £400, now its 475! Its got various scrapes and whatnot, no ticket, and the head gasket has gone.

 

 

 

I have priced the car to sell £475

 

How come it hasn't sold then ding walla? I suggest reducing the price by about half!

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Inspector Morose Rank: Lancia Gamma

Inspector Morose

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Not really. Mine sold for £400 on the bay a year or so ago. Then again, I'm shit at eBay.

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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Aye, despite being quite a funky little car and a lot of fun to own/drive, they're not desperately popular. I think the buying public in general still see Fiats like we see Renault Laguna diesel automatic: there's a sort of open mouthed/incredulous gaze interface then you just check to see if it's less than scrap money before finding something else perceived to be less wallet lightening.

purplebargeken Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

purplebargeken

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I sent this to the seller of the bent wheel Fiat. No doubt I wil have a tirade of abuse sent to me in return. Hmm, like I care less.

 

 

Do your lad a favour. Take his licence, cut it into very small pieces, place it in a metal container and burn it. You will be doing him a favour in the long run. It might also be worthwhile getting him to resit his test and then punching the person who sat it for him in the first instance quite hard in the balls. 

HillmanImp Rank: Talbot Matra Rancho

HillmanImp

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I sent this to the seller of the bent wheel Fiat. No doubt I wil have a tirade of abuse sent to me in return. Hmm, like I care less.

I have to ask why would you deliberately troll a total stranger like that. Do you have nothing better to do? Its fair game ripping into people in a 'comedy' manner but sending an insulting pm, thats just plain rude. You have no idea what actually occured in that photo or if it was even his sons fault (although i do admit it probably was)

 

I would suggest you divert your efforts to write into the BBC about whatever programme you have not seen that the Daily Mail has said is corruping our yoof.

 

Apologies for being a grump, i just found that a little odd.

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