eBay tat volume 3.

[George-Roper]

Oldest one of these I have ever seen:shock:

http://www.copart.co.uk/c2/homeSearch.html?_eventId=getLot&execution=e2s3&lotId=33884093&returnPage=SEARCH_RESULTS

 

[George-Roper]

Jesus!

http://www.copart.co.uk/c2/homeSearch.html?_eventId=getLot&execution=e3s2&lotId=33792443&returnPage=SEARCH_RESULTS

 

 

Min Starting Bid: £125 GBP HAHAHAHA

[Cavcraft]

I'm not actually convinced making  a shit car look like an even shitter model is a good idea.

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Renault-Scenic-Conquest-1-5dci-2009-4x4-lookalike-Full-Service-history-1-owner-/321276827947?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item4acd97592b

 

'Conquest'

 

I hope to God you wore a nodder.

[wuvvum]

Do you know, I never knew those Regal Supervans had a bit moulded into the fiberglass inside for the spare wheel to sit in.  Quite a neat design really.

[Cavcraft]

Money Vs Taste. Make your own mind up about who won.

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1995-FORD-PROBE-24V-MAUVE-PURPLE-SPORTS-CUSTOM-BODY-KIT-/281227140406?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item417a719d36

[Cavcraft]

Save yourself £575 by simply pursing your lips, blowing your cheeks out and balance an ironing board on your top lip at the same time...

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/fiat-x19-dallara-wide-body-project-not-custom-race-car-/161176504048?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item2586de46f0

 

'the only bit of welding req is on top of the targa roof section'

 

GR8

 

'there may be a couple of outher small areas but nothing majour'

[Cavcraft]

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/UNIQUE-PERSONALISED-CITREON-SAXO-CHEAP-/181280141125?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item2a35236f45

 

'There is nothing major wrong with this car'

 

'The only thing I can really say is wrong with it is that you have to use a knife or something to open the bonnet'

 

I think I'd rather take a knife to my wrists than drive that.

[brickwall]

Bi-turbo and Alfa Sud are the winners today. hard to surpass me thinks

[Hertz]

I've never owned an Alfa, I definitely would give this a try though

 

[skattrd]

I would heartily recommend an Alfa 155, possibly the best handling fwd car I've driven.

I wouldn't go for the V6 though as it may sound awesome but the engine is a bit heavy and spoils the handling.

[155V6]

I would heartily recommend an Alfa 155, possibly the best handling fwd car I've driven.

I wouldn't go for the V6 though as it may sound awesome but the engine is a bit heavy and spoils the handling.

Always wanted to try a 2.0 as the V6 did feel nose heavy.

[cort16]

1200 quid mk2 Jag. I'd rather spend 1200 quid and sit in it on sunny days than some ropey sommer house.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/JAGUAR-MARK-2-3-4-/121237304647?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item1c3a4e7547

[Alexg]

It's quite normal for Mini Convertibles to look shit. So why try harder...

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/310693130150?ssPageName=STRK:MEWAX:IT&_trksid=p3984.m1423.l2649

 

Still, you can't argue with the price... because you'll be too busy LOLing

 

 

Classified ad price:

£9,995.00

 

[trigger]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/121237056096?ssPageName=STRK:MEWAX:IT

 

Hubba!

[RedSparrow]

Hoh! That's the best front valance I've seen on one of those for a long time. What a little honey.

FUCK OFF MINI WANKERS, DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT.

[cort16]

This is the first time I've seen one of those shit Ferrari conversions done on a Ferrari.

 

ferrari by cort16, on Flickr

 

 

This is what it should looks like.

 

 

http://www.autotrader.co.uk/classified/advert/201307177869652

[Jim Bergerac]

Jesus wept. It looks even worse than a MR2 based one. And probably would be worth more had they left it as a Mondial.

[Cavcraft]

You'd need some pretty serious levels of stupidity to think that bodykit type thing on that Ferrari looked good.

[Mr_Bo11ox]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1981-Dacia-Delta-Renault-12-engine-1-3-LHD-/161176864455

 

Pukka Romanian-regd Dacia!!!

 

 

 

bid with confidence, the car will be driven 1500 miles before reaches uk

 

HARDCORE

[Mr_Bo11ox]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1988-VOLKSWAGEN-GOLF-CADDY-RAT-NOT-POLO-JETTA-PASSAT-T4-T5-/321276924697

 

Honestly.

 

 

Axle flipped, coilovers to front.

No MOT

 

Do these things ever have an MOT? Get a ticket on it you lazy twat.

[Al Bundy]

That would be doing something constructive though but

[Craig the Princess]

Can't even see a sodding pineapple on that one

[ShiteRider]

Why the actual fuck has it got a roofrack on when it's a pickup! Use the load bed you bucket of yeasty genitals.

[Mr_Bo11ox]

These ratluk shit kickers spend a year making their ride look like a pile of ba11s then when its time to take it for an MOT they decide they don’t fancy the embarrassment of the tester telling them their ‘work of art’ is actually a fuggin liability that they won’t allow to be driven away from their premises, so instead they quietly stick it on the bay, crossing their fingers that some other pork sword cruncher will take it away and deal with the problem instead.

[michael t]

Copart Cabriolet Cavalier, looks like its been nicked and then found, can someone explain to me, could I just go into that yard and buy this like any other car purchase transaction? Never really understood this with the different categories etc. 

 

http://www.copart.co.uk/c2/homeSearch.html?_eventId=getLot&execution=e3s1&lotId=31946233&returnPage=SEARCH_RESULTS#

 

[gary_davidson]

£450000

http://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C451999#

[cort16]

Allegros always look so depressed.

 

 

 

 

Here I am, brain the size of a planet and you ask me to carry garden rubbish to the tip..

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Austin-Allegro-L-Auto-/291036046376?hash=item43c319a428

[smellmycheese]

Money Vs Taste. Make your own mind up about who won.

 

AAAAAAAAAAAARGH

You fuckwit i want to kick your fucking head in

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1995-FORD-PROBE-24V-MAUVE-PURPLE-SPORTS-CUSTOM-BODY-KIT-/281227140406?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item417a719d36

[smellmycheese]

 

Crikey! Can't see how the top comes off though?

Easy peasy with a fucking stihl saw, then weigh the winnit of shit in and save anyone the embarrassment of driving it

[derskine]

Easy peasy with a fucking stihl saw, then weigh the winnit of shit in and save anyone the embarrassment of driving it

 

I hear fibreglass and filler doesn't weigh too much