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HillmanImp Rank: Talbot Matra Rancho

HillmanImp

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This has got to be worth £20,500 even if its fucked.

 

http://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C440591

 

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Cars in Belgium.

 

Hello, hello, my Belgian friends. Let us now make amends. We English do not blame you, for the destruction of the rest of Europe. A difference, yes, In tongue and dress. But a smile of the face of the Belgian police, As they injure me and me family. Injure me and me family. 

 

Well, they weep, they weep, but they never sleep. The Belgian police, the Belgian police. They weep, they weep, but they never sleep, Cos of the noise of the trains. 
 

Mr Livered Rank: Citroen Ami

Mr Livered

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Seat Panda 'Terror'.

So THAT'S what the Americans have been having a war on all this time: jihadist Fiat Pandas. Maybe they thought they were actual pandas, sent by the Chinese to take over the world. Or something.

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HillmanImp Rank: Talbot Matra Rancho

HillmanImp

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That Visa is horrific. It makes mine look beautiful in the same way than, if an average looking bird knocks about with a load of munters she looks okay. Its only when you take her away from her ugly mates and put her in a normal environment that you realise the full horror of what you have done.  

 

http://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C447008

 

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Crap photo on C&C but a link to a video.

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q5q6BIqEypQ

 

Please note this Avenger is the far more reliable 69BHP single carb model Fitted with ELECTRONIC ignition from new!

 

That's very HELPFUL of you to let us know.

 

At present and previously she is running on lead free ADDITIVE.

 

I am sure it will probably be alright WITHOUT it though.

 

Condition wise I would advise viewing first, however I have an INDEPENDANT AGREED valuation through Lancaster insurance (£76.04) per year of £3250.00.

 

I think (you) have put your BRACKETS in the wrong place. 

himoverthere Rank Morris Ital

himoverthere

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Listen, does anyone know where I can get a white Peugeot 405 saloon, preferably a 1995 one in not-quite-totally-basic 'Style' trim? I don't mind if the vendor is irritable. Looks like I forgot to bid on the one I was watching on eBay.

Lankytim Rank: Isuzu Florian

Lankytim

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Low mileage Volvo

 

 

 

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Would get SO many blowjobs with that

 

Why does it say anal in the rear window?

cort16 Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

cort16

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£1250 for this non wankered RX-8. Tempting at this kind of money. I was reading that the hot start problems these get can be offset for a bit by a faster cranking starter motor. It doesn't fix it but it gets it going for long enought to list it on ebay for about £1250 quid. Oh.

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Mazda-RX8-/111236707333?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item19e6397405

outlaw118 Rank: Lancia Gamma

outlaw118

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Are you ready for Shitefest(s)?

$_35.JPGLHD Camper with added OSF tax.

 

THE CAMPING EQUIPMENT HAS BEEN REMOVED AT SOME POINT (NOT INCLUDED)

Oh. So it's a van with windows then.

 

VERY RARE AND ORIGINAL

Hmmm, not sure about the colour, and the wheels are definitely RONG (anorak mode)

 

1.3 LITRE ENGINE WITH 4 SPEED MANUAL GEARBOX

GR2 4 DRIFTIN

BIN at £2000

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/121217403363?ssPageName=STRK:MEWAX:IT&_trksid=p3984.m1423.l2649

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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It's not very often I'd suggest that one should insert their Perkins Prima up their colo-rectal passage. But this 'looks like it should be in the bargains thread' bus may be the exception to the rule.

 

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'LVD Mini Bus 2001' £1,000.

 

Here's the money shot:

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/LVD-Convoy-mini-bus-v12-/251398978420?pt=UK_Minibuses_Buses_Coaches&hash=item3a888bfb74

 

' fitted with Jaguar v12 engine box drives needs finishing'

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outlaw118 Rank: Lancia Gamma

outlaw118

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Another lottery win wantage. And I'll need my own petrol refinery too.

$T2eC16RHJHgE9n0yFlztBQ0b+w28ww~~60_35.J7.2 litres, 650bhp. There's a couple of yootoob links on the advert too, of it being given some beans round the Top Gear track. NSFW unless you're allowed to unload the porridge gun at your desk.

Currently £7300 RNM

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/350948599855?ssPageName=STRK:MEWAX:VRI&_trksid=p3984.m1423.l2661

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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Fuck several ducks, that Transit pick-up is sweet. Takes me back to my ATS days.

Craig the Princess Rank: Renault 16

Craig the Princess

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It's not very often I'd suggest that one should insert their Perkins Prima up their colo-rectal passage. But this 'looks like it should be in the bargains thread' bus may be the exception to the rule.

 

'LVD Mini Bus 2001' £1,000.

 

Here's the money shot:

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/LVD-Convoy-mini-bus-v12-/251398978420?pt=UK_Minibuses_Buses_Coaches&hash=item3a888bfb74

 

' fitted with Jaguar v12 engine box drives needs torching'

 

EFA

 

And heh at LVD

for fiats sake 2 Rank Austin Metro

for fiats sake 2

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Low mileage Volvo

 

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Would get SO many blowjobs with that

 

Blowies? isn't the sign in the window offering bummage?

 

sure looks like "anal" to me.

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