eBay tat volume 3.

[smellmycheese]

“INTERIOR MISPLACED“....GOTTA BE QUOTE OF THE WEEK THAT

I have long since given up on even trying to understand what people are up to. It's just too disturbing.

I'm a strict opponent of Social Darwinism, but my position is challenged every day.

 

Look at this prime example of an amyelencephalus, whose parents would have been well advised to use condoms:

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/231113793625

 

Can you tell me one single reason why a car, that was a rare and coveted collectors' item even back in 1994, ever deviated from that condition?

 

Someone with two braincells (three a pig needs to be able to shit) and three fingers on each hand shouldn't touch anything car related.

 

I suspected it is simply impossible that no matter how retarded, one total wankstain alone just couldn't muster this much fuck-uppage.

 

Oh please no! Is there really no God?

 

 

I just wouldn't know whom else I'd rather entrust this kind of work.

 

 

Then we arrive at the QA section:

 

 

And without electricity? And heat? And running water? And an inside toilet? Or thankfully locked up in an asylum, where he certifiably should be?

 

 

 

Run like f00k!

[smellmycheese]

Dear Smelly Cheese. Caps Lock. Fanks.

DEAR DOLL WOBBLE ITS “smellMYcheese“

[Cavcraft]

Rare 'Non-Knobhead' edition Caddy

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/mk-1-vw-caddy-/111236383498?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item19e634830a

 

See, that's how they should look, not a cut spring, Iron Cross sticker or pineapple in sight. It won't last though, I bet some highly original* beanie hat  wearing tit who calls his children Peacebucket and Runningwater buys it and gets the angle grinder out.

[Cavcraft]

Proper bo! 

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/RILEY-KESTREL-1300-BROWN-BEIGE-/321272669970?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item4acd57e712

 

Major league want.

[smellmycheese]

Rare 'Non-Knobhead' edition Caddy

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/mk-1-vw-caddy-/111236383498?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item19e634830a

 

See, that's how they should look, not a cut spring, Iron Cross sticker or pineapple in sight. It won't last though, I bet some highly original* beanie hat wearing tit who calls his children Peacebucket and Runningwater buys it and gets the angle grinder out.

Ha ha will he have a wife in a coat made of old carpet who doesn't trim her pubes?

[smellmycheese]

Perhaps you should include several pictures we've only just looked at anyway?

Perhaps i'm new to posting and don't really know what i'm doing. Perhaps i'm on my phone not sat at a p.c. Thanks for your tips tho, it really means alot

[Mr Livered]

Hey cheese man, all is well, this is a friendly place and you're welcome here - especially without all those CAPS

[Cavcraft]

Yeah don't worry about it. Pm'd you by the way, Smellmycheese.

[Junkman]

DEAR DOLL WOBBLE ITS “smellMYcheese“

 

Nah. It's Partridge.

[smellmycheese]

Thanks livered, i feel a need to vent my frustration at pricks who ruin cars with shit mods etc....so excuse my language. I'm also gettin really wound up by people with bad private plates at the moment. Is there a thread on here devoted to “personal“ plates? I think it would be good, we could have wanker of the week etc..

[Cavcraft]

http://autoshite.com/topic/2586-great-number-plates-got-any/page-35?hl=number+plate&do=findComment&comment=490246

[George-Roper]

http://i.ebayimg.com/t/RILEY-KESTREL-1300-BROWN-BEIGE-/00/s/NDgwWDY0MA==/z/Ye4AAMXQlgtSqHRQ/$_3.JPG

 

That bostin little Riley has been relisted.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/RILEY-KESTREL-1300-BROWN-BEIGE-/321272706487?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item4acd5875b7

[meshking]

I Have put this on my watch list as I am severely tempted. Checking out the feedback he has previously sold some classics and still has 5 stars.

 

Alan is the pre-70s 2cvgb registrar, and sells H-Vans for a living  (http://hvanworld.co.uk/)

[Mr_Bo11ox]

The dude selling that RILEY reckons he had it trailered from Oban to Kent! How much must that have cost. He's not even had the seat covers off to check the seats and now he's eBaying it! He either got the car for nowt or just is mega disorganised and sackless.

[trigger]

http://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C450903#

 

I like this, 1 owner, 15k from new, it's the high spec 70 SL model with the electric windows and it's only £750.

[Mr_Bo11ox]

http://www.leboncoin.fr/voitures/585797126.htm?ca=12_s

 

Check out these two little sweeties, the coupe one looks particularly cheeky, I would defo SMASH that! The lad is selling the pair of them for 800€

[dollywobbler]

Alan is the pre-70s 2cvgb registrar, and sells H-Vans for a living  (http://hvanworld.co.uk/)

 

Correction - he's just passed the registrar baton on actually.

[meshking]

Correction - he's just passed the registrar baton on actually.

 

I knew someone would correct that ! Thanks!

 

 

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[Cavcraft]

The dude selling that RILEY reckons he had it trailered from Oban to Kent! How much must that have cost. He's not even had the seat covers off to check the seats and now he's eBaying it! He either got the car for nowt or just is mega disorganised and sackless.

 

 

Or he's looked at it and it's a right money pit. That said though I doff my proverbial hat to him for taking it on in the first place, he can't be too bad a bloke.

[cort16]

Nice looking T5 estate for £500. I've always fancied on of these as John Cleland was a local (and had a volvo dealer) in Gala so you'd occasionally get passed by him in on the A7 in a T5 like you were going backwards.

 

 

http://i.ebayimg.com/00/s/NzY4WDEwMjQ=/z/jlIAAOxy3NBSp5LR/$_80.JPG

[willswitchengage]

Low mileage Volvo

 

 

 

Would get SO many blowjobs with that

[Junkman]

Link?

[Alexg]

This UNO looks a little scabby, but its just £225, and that includes MOT until August. Shitter bargain!

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1991-H-FIAT-UNO-1-0-FIRE-5DR-AUG-2014-MOT-/121233948709

[willswitchengage]

 

Love saloons, hate changing gear? £950 for 6 months tax, 12 months MOT, "FSH" and look at that colour/garden contrast!

 

http://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C451222

[Alexg]

This looks rather neat, but apparently not as tidy as it looks. Seller appears to have forgotten to add pictures of relevant damage, still, £995!

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Very-Original-Austin-Maxi-1500-Mk1-57k-from-new-/121234001205

[Junkman]

 

Also, I reversed into a tree the other day, which has dented the boot lid, bumper and rear panel a little - see pictures.

 

Aha.

[Alexg]

Gr999 4 transporting large boulders 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Triumph-13-60-/141138708829

[HillmanImp]

Seat Panda 'Terror'.

 

http://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C455383

 

 

 

 

 

HAS APPEARED IN 'CLASSIC VAN 

 

WOW! Thats me sold. I'll have 2 of them.

[Junkman]

That's one Pound per cubic centimetre of unadulterated Perkins dizzla powah:

 

http://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C381529

[HillmanImp]

Marbella with comedy bull bars:

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Seat-Marbella-/331084556395

 

GR8 if you live near this:

 

 

has a radio and a cigarette lighter so must be top of the range