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outlaw118 Rank: Lancia Gamma

outlaw118

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SOMEONE CALL A DOKTER MY CLACKERZ HAZ ECKSPLOWDED

$_49.JPGIt's being sold by our favourite purveyor of bullshit, TehDocter102, but for once I can forgive all the hyperbole. Just look at it. It's gonna be a few quid, no doubt about that, it's currently £16,000RNM.

If my numbers had come up last night, this would be mine.

And i'd be snorting bolivian marching powder off Rachel Riley's arse over the bonnet.

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/THE-ORIGINAL-PROTOTYPE-Mk3-HYPER-SPORT-JAGUAR-XJ-S-6-0Litre-MANUAL/200997885258?_trksid=p3984.m2206&_trkparms=aid%3D222002%26algo%3DSIC.FIT%26ao%3D1%26asc%3D129%26meid%3D3261940651124899484%26pid%3D100052%26prg%3D1108%26rk%3D1%26rkt%3D9%26sd%3D200997885258%26

Angrydicky Rank: Lancia Gamma

Angrydicky

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NOT ROUNDABOUT CORNER STEER OH SHIT HERE COMES THE HEDGE

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/vw-beetle-1300-classic-rat-look-/181277930930?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item2a3501b5b2

 

It looks like it's farted and followed through so badly it's just shit out all it's suspension.

Totally off topic, but Beetle PCG 240M is still alive and kicking in Westcliff on Sea. Looks a lot better than this one!

DSdriver Rank: Lancia Gamma

DSdriver

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Check this bucket of toss out. The window looks like the bathroom of a Rhyl pensioner's bungalow, andf the interior the same as a 1967 static caravan

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Lincoln-limo-stretch-town-car-with-great-numberplate-Runs-well-/321270304496?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item4acd33cef0

 

 

I'm going to suggest that £950 is stretching it more than Bella Emberg's thong.

Every orchard should have one!

If you don't understand this take a drive around Kent.

outlaw118 Rank: Lancia Gamma

outlaw118

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Right, I'm going to bed.

But not before leaving this for your delectation.

$_49.JPG$_49.JPG$_49.JPG$_49.JPG$_49.JPG$_49.JPGAt first glance, an HSE Shovit, doesn't really look particularly amazing, until you peek at the spec and engine.

It's one of only 6 built with a supercharger apparently.

Currently £6100 and another one for my list of lottery win purchases.

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/281219692249?ssPageName=STRK:MEWAX:IT&_trksid=p3984.m1423.l2649

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vulgalour Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

vulgalour

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The bust rear quarter light on that green Granada totally doesn't make it look like it's been nicked.

Junkman Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Junkman

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The bust rear quarter light on that green Granada totally doesn't make it look like it's been nicked.

 

 

vandals broke in recently and damaged it. All locks have been damaged including ignition / steering.

 

Now which sport, I ask, would some honourable gentlemen perform, after nicking a perfectly straight Granada that's been sitting in a lockup since 1995.

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dugong Rank: Renault 16

dugong

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Diesel Volga (Wolga)!

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/CLASSIC-RUSSIAN-WOLGA-VERY-RARE-RUSSIAN-WOLGA-RUSSIAN-LIMOUSINE-70-AND-80-/321268253857?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item4acd1484a1

 

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This should be an interesting thing to drive.  No mention of what diesel engine, XUD perhaps?  Or a Perkins Prima.  Either will do.

According to Julian Nowill's book, it's probably fitted with a Peugeot Indenor (2.3 litres?). The Belgian importer fitted the lumps and imported in engineless Volgas from the USSR. I think the same engine went in the early Mahindras.

Mr_Bo11ox Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Mr_Bo11ox

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/331081193278

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First time I have seen one of these go through eBay as an auction. Theres been one for sale on AUtotrader for £3500 for a long time, be interesting to see what this one makes. I reckon these are the ultimate car for a shiter who won the lottery.

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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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Meanwhile, back in the 1970's someone was respraying their car in a council estate spray booth

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/HUMBER-SCEPTRE-RED-SILVER-/251399634398?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item3a8895fdde

 

'I buffed her up, gave the headlights a good old rub then started trying my skills on one side. ATCNBE!'

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