eBay tat volume 3.

[michiel]

Not eBay, but Heuliez are selling some nice vehicles. XM Sedan anyone?

 

http://www.artcurial.com/en/asp/searchresults.asp?pg=12&ps=18&st=D&sale_no=2138

[messerschmitt owner]

Not eBay, but Heuliez are selling some nice vehicles. XM Sedan anyone?

 

http://www.artcurial.com/en/asp/searchresults.asp?pg=12&ps=18&st=D&sale_no=2138

lot 208 is a non motorised XM hatch with added clay!

[Mr_Bo11ox]

Some awesome gear in that Heuliez collection!

[meggersdog]

Have we had this yet ?

No V5, off the road 15 years and non runner.

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/chrysler-aven ... 2ebf4b8b25

[meggersdog]

BIN seems a bit pricey but....

early 'sud with vinyl seats and sercks

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/RARE-CLASSIC- ... 2571fc686b

[meggersdog]

On the watch list.

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Morris-1100-Y ... 19d218a78d

 

just north of Wisbech there are a few villages starting with Tydd incase you were wondering.

[meggersdog]

Trigger's broom with gearbox issues

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/TAX-EXEMPT-se ... 231ea94339

[carlo]

Some awesome gear in that Heuliez collection!

 

Oh my God, Oh my God, OMG, OMG etc etc etc.

 

[messerschmitt owner]

that 405 would be great for confusing your senile old neighbours - parked one way it's a two door coupe, parked the other, it is a four-door saloon.

 

Who's going to ask the auctioneer if there's a 20 centime coin jamming the handbrake and whether they'd put it through an MoT for you?

[Rocket88]

that 405 would be great for confusing your senile old neighbours - parked one way it's a two door coupe, parked the other, it is a four-door saloon.

 

Who's going to ask the auctioneer if there's a 20 centime coin jamming the handbrake and whether they'd put it through an MoT for you?

 

Monsiuer;

Deux cent euros c'est soire, ok mhuit, if non, swoppez vous pour mon sister

[carlo]

I've just got the asymmetrical reference, 4 doors one side! Not quite so keen on it now, but seeing as I haven't got a spare 20,000 eros it's all a bit academic anyway.

[explosive-cabbage]

Somebody please save this!

Only 400 squids...

 

 

BID HERE: http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1972-Moskvich-427-Estate-car-/150839561800?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item231ebd0e48

[willswitchengage]

 

"MOT exempt and definitely not clocked, 61000 miles"

 

What a lovely, GRroot2 for camper conversion. £900

[Ross_K]

Located in Torquay. Someone's added bed frames. Hmm.

 

Looks like some soap-dodger's had the idea of turning it into a camper already, but gave up for some reason?

[Cavcraft]

To be fair it does say 'tachograph exempt (not MOT exempt) and it probably does qualify for being tacho exempt if used as a campervan or in fire service duty. I also reckon mileage is probably genuine too, probably be a good old bus for someone.

 

However if it's a van you're after this one looks as funky as hell

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/BEDFORD-CA-VA ... 2ebf74a20a

 

'HAS HAD MANY OTHER APPEARANCES IN FILMS AND TV, INCLUDING A RECENT FILM YET TO BE RELEASED'

[dollywobbler]

My, this sounds tempting! No pics. In fact, not much of anything.

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/car-/160829082864

[AeroNautiCal]

My, this sounds tempting! No pics. In fact, not much of anything.

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/car-/160829082864

 

The seller has added this helpful statement...

 

On 21-Jun-12 at 18:15:57 BST, seller added the following information:

 

for a small damage can I drain the price of £ 50

[willswitchengage]

To be fair it does say 'tachograph exempt (not MOT exempt)

 

I was making a clever joke relating to a similar yellow one also advertised

 

Also how do these (and other vans I've seen) get to be taxed so cheaply? I'm on £220 pa for something half the size

[skattrd]

Cav to the front desk please ...

[Cavcraft]

Sorry Will, I totally missed the point there

 

Imagine cheap tax on that van because it was registered to the fire service originally and may therefore be classed as an emergency vehicle or something.

 

Skatt: cheers, Rio Merde not my fave colour but Calibra looks a damned good price.

[messerschmitt owner]

 

Also how do these (and other vans I've seen) get to be taxed so cheaply? I'm on £220 pa for something half the size

private hgv is £165 pa VED over 3.5 tonnes is private hgv and they haven't changed the VED rate in a decade or more!

[Cavcraft]

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Submarine-/32 ... 4ab8f2ba49

 

'These lovely fibreglass sausages cost the Taxpayer an awful lot of money. They went 'Ping' and a Submarine had to find it.'

[Cavcraft]

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/vauxhall-carl ... 2c663e36de

[KruJoe]

That Moskvich is a pea-roast bruv, but if we're gonna have one, that's as good as any.

 

 

Get an eyeful of this lot, all breakers:

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/ROLLS-ROYCE-S ... 0931345237

[Cavcraft]

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Ford-Transit- ... 3cc7d1fe43

 

'Rear step needs remaking out of Ply and one of the back doors has been pranged'

 

Brokeback Mountain?

[willswitchengage]

 

Also how do these (and other vans I've seen) get to be taxed so cheaply? I'm on £220 pa for something half the size

private hgv is £165 pa VED over 3.5 tonnes is private hgv and they haven't changed the VED rate in a decade or more!

 

So country shits such as Katie price get to run their horseboxes on a discount rate? Explains alot, I've mainly seen that rate on ex-military trucks and that...

 

 

How sweet, maybe she thinks IVECO is a "premium" lorry brand. Those submarines look GR9 for Colombia-Florida coke runs...

[Cavcraft]

If there was ever a 'worse replica' award on eBay, this ha'penny cockrocket would probably win

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/de-loreon-car ... 3cc7bd2a35

 

'back to the future based vw scirocco'

 

Oh aye, any chance you can go forward to the past, and not have a weed killer spray bar for a front bumper?

 

'Q: ive seen this car in chester at a petrol station and i spoke to the drive who said he had just come back from a rally in ireland... small world

A: It went on a rally to Portugal last year.its a real head turner and a very well know car.'

 

If I had seen that in a petrol station in Chester I'd have bought a box of matches and done the world a f*cking big favour.

[Cavcraft]

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/COMMER-FIRE-E ... 41672acafe

 

'Has nae been used since the big fire at the deep fried shortbread factory'

[TagoraSX]

I drove 150 miles last week to look at a "very good" one of these, turned out to be a right old shitheap. This on the other hand looks GR12.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1979-ROVER-35 ... 25722c225a

 

[cort16]

£650 for this 407 with a knackered head gasket. Seems pretty cheap but there's two of these in the local breakers that haven't ended their life in a ditch or as a fire brigade convertible. I'm guessing this must mean they're shit. I did like how the boot button was in the 0 of the 407 though.

 

Also 0.2 out of 10 for the spelling of Peugeot

 

peoguet-407hdi-for-sale-spares-or-repair

 

http://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-motorbikes/peoguet-407hdi-for-sale-spares-or-repair/105077865

 

Wowzerz this is an uncannily pampered looking astra sport for 700 notes. I bet the 1.8i is quite a nice mix of decent performance and acceptable mpg.

 

You could eat yer tea of them arches.

http://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-motorbikes/vauxhall-astra-18-sport-1995-in-very-good-original-condition-taxd-and-motd/105074384