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Mr_Bo11ox Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Mr_Bo11ox

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Bosh a hiab on it and use it for shite-shifting. Up and down the UK's motorway network at 40mph. When you arrive at the destination, unload your cargo by simply tipping it out! JUST-IN-TIME SHITE LOGISTICS

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cort16 Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

cort16

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I've been looking at Jeep Grand Cherokees's. They seem pretty well price especially the super wanky v8 ones.

 

Here's one near by but it's got some issues.

 

 

THERE IS NO STEREO IN IT,

THE SPARE WHEEL IS IS MISSING,

THE BACK HEAD RESTS ARE ALSO MISSING.

 

Not to matter these are reasonably minor

 

 

CAR DOES NOT HAVE AN MOT OR ROAD TAX, LAST MOT WAS IN MARCH. 

THERE IS ALSO NO BATTERY

 

Blimey it's been sitting a while. No battery means I wouldn't be able to hear it running.

 

 

CAR IS NOT RUNNING AS THE ENGINE IS SEIZED

 

Well thats the problem with the battery resolved.

 

$T2eC16N,!)kFIe2WQFUdBSLg,Sbmh!~~60_12.J

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2000-JEEP-GRAND-CHEROKEE-LIMITED-BLUE-LPG-SPARES-BUY-IT-NOW-600-00-/331065827547?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item4d150fa0db

  • Banger Kenny and Junkman
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wackywacerwill Rank: Citroen Ami

wackywacerwill

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That white tina looks damned fine. I've no doubt there will be one hell of a lot of welding required mind.

  • Cavcraft and Banger Kenny
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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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300M presumably meaning the distance you'd need to be away in the dark to find this car attractive.

 

$_12.JPG

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/chrysler-300m-/171180594954?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item27db28970a

 

Quadruple bonus points for pikey and van in background, hopeless feedback and saying it's being sold because he has too many cars but mentioning he wants a Camaro or Firebird.

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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I don't even like these cars but what a waste!

 

$_84.JPG

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1978-MORRIS-MARINA-1-3-SDL-AUTO-RED-/171180315767?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item27db245477

 

' is complete except for its engine and gearbox. Also the engine ancillary components are missing i.e. exhaust manifold carburettor alternator etc. It does not have a prop shaft either. We still have the radiator which is in good order.'

 

Fucking BRILL, you still have the radiator.

Mr_Bo11ox Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Mr_Bo11ox

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I don't even like these cars but what a waste!

 

$_84.JPG

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1978-MORRIS-MARINA-1-3-SDL-AUTO-RED-/171180315767?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item27db245477

 

' is complete except for its engine and gearbox. Also the engine ancillary components are missing i.e. exhaust manifold carburettor alternator etc. It does not have a prop shaft either. We still have the radiator which is in good order.'

 

Fucking BRILL, you still have the radiator.

to be fair you could chuck in a cheapy 1.6 mx5 engine and be back in business fairly easily i'd have thought

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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L_O_L @  B_O_L

 

*Fab buy for the money though, you really cannot go wrong.

Mr_Bo11ox Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Mr_Bo11ox

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Yeah the last one was a walk in the park*, so the law of averages says this will be an afternoons tinkering right? RIGHT?

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Mr_Bo11ox Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Mr_Bo11ox

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No-one will ever pay £3000 for one of those, not even in 10 years time.

r.welfare Rank: Renault 16

r.welfare

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Good work. Like a ZR160 but a bit more restrained. Ripe for losing the alloys and building a sleeper 211i replica.

Mr_Bo11ox Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Mr_Bo11ox

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I think these are a little less powerful than the 160's, 144 or something IIRC, still should be pretty sparky though

brickwall Rank: Lancia Gamma

brickwall

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Correct, hp is a little lower iirc and you have to rev it a tad to hauling.

ProgRocker Rank: Lancia Gamma

ProgRocker

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No-one will ever pay £3000 for one of those, not even in 10 years time.

 

How much do you think it's worth, Mr Bollocks? I reckon £2k would be a good price for it.

Mr_Bo11ox Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Mr_Bo11ox

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£2000 is certainly better than £3000 but I reckon it will still be a matter of years to find someone ready to pay that much for one!

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