Jump to content

eBay tat volume 3.


Recommended Posts

Posted

Do you reckon all that 'was sold to Mr Cock Burglar of Kent in 1989' bollocks actually works, i.e gets a better price? I'm not convinced that 'it was then bought by some wanker in Chester who filled it full of veg oil and cba cleaning it' is going to help when I sell my XZ in a years time. 

Posted

 

Bollox the owner says it also has no tax,  I would drive it back home without an mot but don't think I would risk no tax as well, anyone know any good garages down that way that are trustworthy?

Posted

Bollox the owner says it also has no tax,  I would drive it back home without an mot but don't think I would risk no tax as well, anyone know any good garages down that way that are trustworthy?

TBH you're more likely to have issues if you get tugged with no MoT - it's an automatic £100 fine.  If you're stopped for no tax on the day you bought the car, the DVLA usually won't bother to pursue it as they wouldn't get any back duty out of it.  The only potential sticking point is if it breaks down - you might then have trouble persuading the breakdown services to drag it home.

Posted

If I owned a genuine MK2 Jag, I would totally buy a Viewt to use as a daily. 

  • Like 3
Posted

TBH you're more likely to have issues if you get tugged with no MoT - it's an automatic £100 fine.  If you're stopped for no tax on the day you bought the car, the DVLA usually won't bother to pursue it as they wouldn't get any back duty out of it.  The only potential sticking point is if it breaks down - you might then have trouble persuading the breakdown services to drag it home.

 

Yeh but a £100 fine is still cheeper than shiply to Scotland :-D train is only £59 as well

I am also not in any breakdown service so would be a gamble as I like to live on the edge :shock:

Posted

DSC01522_880x660.JPG

 

"Bill, could you go play with your genitals through your shorts somewhere else? I'm trying to photograph the car"

  • Like 2
Posted

DSC01522_880x660.JPG

 

"Bill, could you go play with your genitals through your shorts somewhere else? I'm trying to photograph the car"

 

That's an EDL member farting at the EEC template of the proposed straight banana mandate perched on the roof of a proper British car in order to give those bally foreigners what for.

Posted

$(KGrHqJ,!jYFJtP8vh-QBSeigIbwF!~~60_12.J

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/escort-xr3-black-s1-rs-turbo-centre-console-rs-1600i-plug-leads-/131052531164?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item1e8356eddc

 

That looks mega VFM for £1895/SBO.  It's not 'immaculate' but looks great and must be a surefire investment due to OSF tax.

Posted

^ that's my mates car. Serviced courtesy of HM taxpayer. Has some rust spots behind rear plate and a few in other places, but nothing that can't be fixed. He lost his arm in a biking accident and it had some mobility conversion.

Posted

That beige fiesta is super dismal. imagine coming out of your house and seeing that fucker waiting to whisk you to the post office to collect your giro again.

Posted

DSC01522_880x660.JPG

 

"Bill, could you go play with your genitals through your shorts somewhere else? I'm trying to photograph the car"

this car would be the bollox if only i could find them :D

Create an account or sign in to comment

You need to be a member in order to leave a comment

Create an account

Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!

Register a new account

Sign in

Already have an account? Sign in here.

Sign In Now
×
×
  • Create New...