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Take an ordinarily nice car. Fit the best alloy wheels ever made and what do you get?

 

$(KGrHqJHJEEFJcHm84R2BSeU--Lrp!~~60_12.J

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/ford-cortina-mk5-roll-cage-bucket-seats-trackday-project-banger-/331059934742?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item4d14b5b616

 

That's right, a dangerwank level of hatefulness. Why do people ruin classic Fords by putting modern alloys on them?

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Looked him up in fb. Looks like he's Slovakian Roma. Lovely buch of lads.

His haggling attempts make me lol though. I like how the seller responded with a '.' as if to say 'what do you recon?'

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I suspect the full stop is just to bump it and he's just ignoring our entertaining friend.

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I have a mate that repeatedly proves that if you just keep asking women in pubs for sex eventually one will say yes. That is similar to Rastislav; Will you take £100?....... ad nauseum

 
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I'm not convinced to be honest. There's another clown on FaceAche who always makes shit offers and never buys anything. Even if it worked one s year he must be still out of pocket as he misses out on everything because he's such a tit.

I take great delight in making him hopelessly shit offers on whatever he's selling though, from saucepan stands to mobile phones, as I feel it's my duty and because it really pisses him off.

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A bit crusty maybe, but you can't go wrong for £200. Interesting colour scheme as well, I'm sure that would have looked amazing when it was first restored.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/221311380337?clk_rvr_id=541840753087

 

I used to live round there. If that's the car I'm thinking of it's basically made of rust and filler.

It's in Ripleys scrapyard who often sponsor banger racing so I recon it has to be completely rotten or they would've raced it.

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This should be the standard Autoshite photo shooting location. Where is it?

 

Oh, and in reagards to the Proton:

 

OMGITMUSTBESAVED!

That was mine. Utterly dismal. I do miss it...

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