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NOT POPULAR AS & MS MEMBER BARGAIN KAJAGOOGOO HGF

 

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/ROVER-416-SI-BLUE-1-6-taxed-/161134693906?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item2584604e12

 

'exhaust blowing laqure peel'

 

As images go, the thought of a Peco indulging in a sex act with our own version of George Galloway isn't an especially pleasant one. 

Also the chances of this £270, MOT-less Rover finding a home are sadly probably quite low. Go on, Kruejoe, you know you want to!

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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GR8 STABLE MATE FOR SIRION MRS DW'S CHRIMBO PRESSIE BRILLO PAD HGF D.I.V.O.R.C.E

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/CRAZY-pink-and-black-MG-convertible-1-8-rat-style-weird-gothy-girl-madness-/271303655921?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item3f2af541f1

 

 

'I'll be Penelope to your Dick Dastardly,

a compact pussycat to your mate Muttley.

When you're out and about in your yellow Daihats

I'll be pissing out coolant on your garage floor mats' 

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cort16 Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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I'd love a ZT260 but I doubt I'll ever be quite able to scrape together the sheckles

For Fiats Sake Rank: Citroen Ami

For Fiats Sake

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I swear that one year I'm going to do a hopeless ebay picture calendar. This is in the 'cars, Motorcycles and Vehicles' section:

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/PORSCHE-911-HISTORY-PICTURE-/321236137311?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item4acb2a755f

 

Wots for sale, dog, picture or van?

 

I'm too busy* to click on the link.

 

 

Had the photo been taken a moment later I'm sure* the dog would've played dead - having being finger shot - that sounds a bit wrong now I've typed it.  I'm too busy* to delete it.  Very busy day at iFat towers.

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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The fella selling that Hyundai and his schill bidding mate (who I strongly believe are the same people or business) don't appear to be overly trustworthy. All their ads are the same (they must know about 28,000 people who've gone out of business by now) and their feedback usually makes interesting reading. 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1961-Alvis-TD-2-seat-sports-car-/231071545999?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item35cceffa8f

 

I wasn't sure whether to put this here or ebay bargains, but I like it; it's like a sort of grown up Lotus 7 for older, fatter people

 

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How the fuck is this an Alvis? My guess is the only Alvis bits are the chassis number,log book and that little badge on the nose cone. Unless of course it's one of those rare s.w.b V8 TD21's that won the 1961 Gibraltar Grand Prix driven by Count Avoida Sva-test and Prince Qplate Nongrazi.

( I speak as a fully qualified mouthy opinionated gobshite, obviously. But if a logbook an old 350 Chevy lump,some ally sheet and some aftermarket Dunlop Racing alloys make £50odd grand ,why are people bothering to ring Mexicos for £10 k a pop?)

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Dunno if this is the one that's been advertised on here or not but this one has 12 months mot and is £650. I'd love one of these one day.

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http://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-motorbikes/hyundai-xg30-12-months-mot-73k-v6-auto-vgc-xg-30-350-sonata-grandeur-red-high-spec/1036488669#photo-content

I like these  but If they suffer the same rotten front subframes as the early Magentis  they will be a better buy sooner rather than later  

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One of the best scrappies around, this one. It's the yard Phil_lihp took that Lancia Y10 (?) to bits in. I'm sure this van was there at the time as I seem to recall passing it as I drove into the yard.

 

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'Renault Trafic T1300D 1987, clean rust free body, part fitted out. No tax or test. Will run but has been standing. £350. David Kelly Car Dismantlers, Wrexham, Email [email protected] Tel 01978843253 Open 9-5 week, 9-12.30 Sat & Sun.'

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