eBay tat volume 3.

[stendec]

1975 MGB "car comes with original V5 as long as buyer brings passport or driving licence"

[Spurious]

18 minutes ago, stendec said:

This has popped up again; "Re advertised due to some absolute melt reporting that I was selling a police car.  THIS IS CLEARLY NOT A POLICE CAR…….This fantastic old girl was used for a charity rally, “the screwball rally” Google it.  She was used to raise money and awareness for the need for Emergency Bleed control kits."

It's close enough that it could be confused. Why do you need blue and yellow battenburg if you're not out to take the mick?

Take a dull evening and a gobshite to flick on the lights and all of a sudden you've a clapped out E class tearing up the motorway and no-ones the wiser. 

Except us who'll be wondering who the fuck is still running an E class as  a police car. 

[Yoss]

20 hours ago, stendec said:

2000 Fiat Bravo HGT 2.0 litre 20 valve "It has been sat on my drive for about 4 years now but was running fine when I parked it up"

Those headlamp washers will come in handy. 

[wesacosa]

46 minutes ago, stendec said:

1985 Lada Riva 1200 L, start your bids ar £3k

wow that's glorious 

[grogee]

46 minutes ago, wesacosa said:

wow that's glorious 

Yeah, but since when did beige get so pricey? 

Are we fashionable now?

[Clunk]

1 hour ago, stendec said:

1985 Lada Riva 1200 L, start your bids ar £3k

Take my money, I must have this.

[Yoss]

1 hour ago, stendec said:

1985 Lada Riva 1200 L, start your bids ar £3k

He's got a Maestro and a Landcrab too! 

That's a fine trio of generally unloved cars. They must be on here. I'm sure you can only Google those three things so often before you get directed here. 

[grogee]

Scala £3bags Handsworth

These never really took off in terms of values, did they? 

https://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-motorbikes/1989-volkswagen-scirocco-scala-limited-edition-3dr-hatchback-petrol-manual/1442056745

[grogee]

60-degree Rover 45 auto, £1100, Milton Hell

"1.8 petrol bmw engine"

https://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-motorbikes/rover-45-automatic-only-60k-on-clock-drives-smooth/1446232439

[grogee]

Recession-busting Panda, £1045 Rubery

https://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-motorbikes/11-reg-fiat-panda-30-tax/1446220537

[grogee]

Bellend's chariot, £3k Erdington

https://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-motorbikes/swap-audi-a4-20-tdi-s-line-modified/1446215417

[grogee]

Tatty Phillipa Forester with many spurious AA 'reassurances'. £2500 Milton Hell

https://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-motorbikes/2002-subaru-forester-20-5dr-estate-petrol-manual/144514685

[grogee]

Giffer 306 with 'stealth' headlamp tint, £2k Astwood Bank.

https://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-motorbikes/1996-peugeot-306-18-xr-5dr-auto-hatchback-petrol-automatic/1446195657

[cort16]

Quote

2 owners, originally bought after sitting in a field for a year. It is therefore a bit tired. 

Needs some brake work but £500, MOT until July

https://www.gumtree.com/p/mitsubishi/mitsubishi-lancer/1446105858

[richardmorris]

3 hours ago, stendec said:

Fiat X1/9 Lido  "very rare classic one of 700 made" needs full restoration, current bid £500

Eek. Bet there are no floors or sills either.

[MantaGTE85]

1 hour ago, grogee said:

60-degree Rover 45 auto, £1100, Milton Hell

"1.8 petrol bmw engine"

https://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-motorbikes/rover-45-automatic-only-60k-on-clock-drives-smooth/1446232439

Since when did these have BMW engines? I thought they were running cast-off Honda Civic motors.

[horriblemercedes]

1 minute ago, MantaGTE85 said:

Since when did these have BMW engines? I thought they were running cast-off Honda Civic motors.

It's a Rover K-Series

[stendec]

1964 Ford Fairlane "solid body matching numbers all ready to rock and roll"

[SteersWithThrottle]

On 11/14/2022 at 3:58 PM, cort16 said:

X-Type diesel with a year MOT for £600.  Just don't turn on the aircon!

 

 

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/520169166417201

Sounds like it's just a worn tensioner/belt, pretty easy to sort, and likely why it sold so fast

[stendec]

Ford Falcon DeLuxe Ranch Wagon "260 cubic inch Challenger V8"

[stendec]

1976 Saab 95 "Needs welding car turns over , will need trailer to take away, been stood for 8 years"

[Cavcraft]

1963 Humber Sceptre Spares or Repairs | eBay

Humber Sceptre is an anagram of 'Bum her respect' which is one option available to you if your missus isn't happy when it turns up on the drive.

[Cavcraft]

These seemed to have been omnipresent at one time, CBA with them at the time but would love one now

suzuki gs 125 | eBay

[stendec]

1983 Fiat X1/9 VS £7,450

[Cavcraft]

It'd be worth visiting that yard just so you can play 'Buckeroo' with that Iveco and horse kick the bastard into the crusher.

Ford escort mk3 1.3l 3door 1982 | eBay

There seems to be a handful of miserable old Escorts about recently, hope this one gets saved and put back on the road.

[Cavcraft]

Talking of which...

escort estate | eBay

[Cavcraft]

vauxhall corsa b 1.5d 5 door | eBay

Despite have two more doors than it should, it's made up for by what's under the bonnet

 

[stendec]

1965 Humber Sceptre "for restoration"

[Cavcraft]

1986 Bedford TL 750 PAINSTAKINGLY FULLY RESTORED 2020, BRAND NEW DROP SIDE ALLO | eBay

 

[stendec]

1958 Standard 10 "V5 present. Last known MOT in 1978. It sat in a dry shed for 42 years."