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Ross_K Rank: Citroen Ami

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'79 VW Derby €1300

http://cars.donedeal.ie/for-sale/vintagecars/3479616

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Pretty tidy Escort, if you're into that kind of thing...

http://cars.donedeal.ie/for-sale/vintagecars/3479286

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This one's back again. The guy who bought it a month ago seemingly couldn't sort it out...

Note to seller - when taking photos of a car you're selling, don't do it just after it's been rolled off a tow truck.

http://cars.donedeal.ie/for-sale/vintagecars/3453552

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400 eurons for a left hand drive Renner 21 hatch with no test? Hmm...

http://cars.donedeal.ie/for-sale/vintagecars/3427018

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45mpg my ringpiece

http://cars.donedeal.ie/for-sale/vintagecars/2974162

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Ross_K Rank: Citroen Ami

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What a fucking cock-knocker. Why is there no wheelbarrow full of pineapples on the roofrack?

ashmicro Rank: Renault 16

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Vento sellermong says "Becoming rare". Yes, due to fartknockers like him. How anyone thinks that sort of thing looks in any way "good" is beyond my comprehension.

autofive Rank: Renault 16

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I love the VW scene, and all its members

 

 

 

this maybe a lie

Ross_K Rank: Citroen Ami

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Shhhh! Don't criticise the seller too much in case he comes on here and tells us all off for pissing on his "creativity". cheesy.gifcheesy.gif

dollywobbler Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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That Volvo is insane value! Can't believe that hasn't sold. If I were a rich man etc...

willswitchengage Rank: Talbot Matra Rancho

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I love the VW scene, and all its members

 

Lolz that his "classic chromed roof rack" is an, er, bicycle carrier...

ashmicro Rank: Renault 16

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Nice advert for the stuffed Mondeo. It's been photographed where it was crashed by the look of it, cop beside the car and a police Arsetra in shot. If that X Type in pic 3 is a diesel, he might buy the V6 from the Mondy and lob it in.

AeroNautiCal Rank: BL Wedge

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For a truly hideous holiday, check out this utter horror! :shock:

 

NEEDS TO BE SEEN WONT BE DISAPPOINTED!

 

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I know, I know, you won't have to see that when you're inside... Aaaargh! barf.gif

 

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Astonishingly there's actually 'people' bidding on it!

 

Current bid: £3,400.00 [ 15 bids ] RNM

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/TOYOTA-HIACE-HI-ACE-CAMPERVAN-GOLD-METALLIC-MOT-JUNE-2012-VW-T4-T5-MAZDA-BONGO-/320921655881?pt=UK_Campers_Caravans_Motorhomes&hash=item4ab86bda49

 

you will not find another on the road

 

Thank fuck for that!

Mr_Bo11ox Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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I dont know why folk bother with those jizzed-up hiaces, theres one on eBay every day of the week, theyre hardly a mega rarity. They just say 'SPACE FILLER' at the arse end of a ship full of gery-import lexuses and 300ZX's from a few years back.

dollywobbler Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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That's quite restrained for Japanese 'vanning.' I wouldn't mind that, though the gold's a bit much.

cort16 Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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Not shite but GR8 but £200 seems pretty reasonable for the hassle saved on any hero welding you may be undertaking.

 

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Ross_K Rank: Citroen Ami

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This kunt needs a swift kick in the nuts.

Take a 1000 quid car and stick it on the bay "on finance" - to be bought by some windowlicker who ends up paying 9 grand????

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/270970813639

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REPRESENTATIVE EXAMPLE: REPRESENTATIVE 59.8%APR. Flat rate fixed interest of 30% per annum. 156 equal weekly repayments of £57.80.

The total amount payable on loan is £9266.55. The cash cost of the car is £4995.

 

£££ MYMONEYMAN LIMITED APPROVES 100% OF APPLICATIONS RECEIVED from borrowers who it agrees (based on evidence) can afford the necessary repayments £££ IF YOU CAN'T AFFORD THE NECESSARY REPAYMENTS BIG TONY AND DAZZA WILL COME ROUND YOUR HOUSE AND FUCK YOUR SHIT UP!
warren t claim Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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:shock::shock::shock: Are people really that stupid????
cobblers Rank: Isuzu Florian

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have done it up so it appeals to the younger gay or girl.

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I'm no expert on gays (They never did that class at college when I was there) and I know it's generalizing a bit, but from my experience they have a lot better taste than a Yaris with loads of car boot sale chonk chrome stuck all over it.

 

i am 65 and when i get out they expect a 19 year old

That's nothing to be proud of mate

Ross_K Rank: Citroen Ami

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I always thought gay folk drove Mazda MX-5's or Nissan Figaro's myself.

 

All LBGT, MX-5 and Figaro drivers please note the above was a joke.

shedvan Rank: Austin Maxi

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Well the garage selling it have to be feeling that they over-estimated the latent desire in the market for as new/time-warp Morris Itals, the four and a half large they got is less than the £5,050 highest bid that chimed in for the car on the first listing the previous week.

 

The first listing fell on stony ground when it failed to meet their reserve price, whatever it was they clearly expected a bit more, although when it comes to this sort of car the market must be difficult to predict as when all is said and done the number of well-heeled buyers with an ardent longing for Morris Itals has to be "restricted".

 

In the end the reserve had the effect of obligating them to re-list and take a bath to the tune of £500, whenever the same item is re-listed it seems inevitable the price goes down no doubt as lower end bidders are shaken out of the market realising that the end price will be too rich for them.

Mr_Bo11ox Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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When you re-list stuff on the bay i reckon you almost always take a bath to some extent, the first time its on theres a ‘OMG!!!! I MUST HAVE THIS!!!!’ feeling which helps coax more money out of bidders, but if it comes round again that surprise factor is not there and i think that grubs the price down a bit. These cockwhelks who list stuff over and over again fail to grasp that once you’ve seen something go round the bay once or twice, it will never sell after that (except for a very low price) as folk assume its either a total crock which must be avoided, or that the seller is up to some clever shiz. I know when i see something going round and round on the fuggin bay I don’t even look twice at it, assuming it to be sus/overpriced. ‘If it was any good someone would have bought it by now, its had enough chances’

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