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Schaefft Rank: Lancia Gamma

Schaefft

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Facebook Marketplace sellers are at it again.

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PRICE IS £4500

MG ZT 180 - Ltd edition 1 of only 500 made, this emerald addition had been tweaked to every inch of its life with a stage 2 remap taking her up to 250bhp. Pulls like a train and has never let me down. Comes with 12 months MOT, will throw in a set of golf clubs too.

Good points: everything

Bad points: nothing, apart from mayonnaise like substance around oil cap, wipes off though, have to be honest even though its a small thing.

No jokers or time wasters please, if you don't like what you see scroll on.

May swap but not for any Japanese crap.

May be an image of car

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/701467157393983/?ref=search&referral_code=undefined

tul66 Rank: Citroen Ami

tul66

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On 1/21/2021 at 12:20 PM, wuvvum said:

I wouldn't fancy climbing the Alpe d'Huez two-up, but those 50cc microcars were so comically low-geared that they will manage a reasonable incline before grinding to a halt.  The flip side of course being that at 6,000rpm they're doing about 22mph.

Alpe d'Huez is bad enough in a shitty VW Golf diesel let alone trying it in one of those.

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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You got it on the side

a little metal shed

I thought it over and this time I won't lift you

Well I'm not letting go

Your wheels are so shit yo

and chequer plate is a fucking no no no

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What's it gonna look like with a portacabin on it?

What's it gonna look like with a portacabin on it?

 

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1984 Land Rover Defender 90 2.5 TDi Pick-Up 2dr Pickup Diesel Manual | eBay

Dick Cheeseburger Rank: Talbot Tagora

Dick Cheeseburger

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36 minutes ago, Wilko220 said:

The concept of owning such a machine might well be “breathtaking”, but with only one photo and a weird description it looks like a dodgy scam

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/154309937558
 

 

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100% scam. That Herpa was advertised around a year ago iirc and was a damn sight pricier than that. Mega low miles though. Those listings with the 'contact me on the sketchy sounding e mail address' with random, low prices are always bent. 

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wuvvum Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

wuvvum

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32 minutes ago, Dick Longbridge said:

100% scam. That Herpa was advertised around a year ago iirc and was a damn sight pricier than that. Mega low miles though. Those listings with the 'contact me on the sketchy sounding e mail address' with random, low prices are always bent. 

Not sure the scam would be worth the time spent TBH - he's got 1,630 vehicles listed, and every time eBay pulls them he presumably has to open a new Gmail account, hack another eBay account and relist them all.

New POD Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

New POD

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6 hours ago, Dick Longbridge said:

100% scam. That Herpa was advertised around a year ago iirc and was a damn sight pricier than that. Mega low miles though. Those listings with the 'contact me on the sketchy sounding e mail address' with random, low prices are always bent. 

I reported it. Is that allowed? 

willswitchengage Rank: Talbot Matra Rancho

willswitchengage

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7 hours ago, Rovorsche said:

Not Ebay but its worth a look anyway

 

 

Think Isuzu.....

 

Think sporty....

 

Think Quirky Turbo Japanese 4wd ......

 

Open AutoTrader .......

 

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FUGLY: FastTech Forums

https://www.autotrader.co.uk/car-details/201904307478180

Isuzu Gemini Irmscher R 180PS TB4WD Very Rare Gd 4 B Fresh Rust Free Import 1.6 4dr

Price £9,950

I thought it was a Piazza, but it isnt, no matter how good the rest is....... Those bloody lights, what were they thinking ?

It's been advertised for probably at least a year now. GLWTS M8

Dick Cheeseburger Rank: Talbot Tagora

Dick Cheeseburger

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2 hours ago, New POD said:

I reported it. Is that allowed? 

Hero. 

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willswitchengage Rank: Talbot Matra Rancho

willswitchengage

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omg

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1985-Honda-Civic-CRX-1-5i-Red-Two-Tone-PGM-Fi-43000-Miles/193861660507?hash=item2d230e2f5b:g:6JIAAOSw5VVgDJRY

Priced half of that Irish cunt's one that has been on CaC for half a year.

Looks mildly chavved up but not molested. Annoyingly the seller looks like a flipper judging by the purchase date and his other items, but the price doesn't look too far off the realistic market. The ad is largely the usual copy and paste from wikipedia with only a couple of lines actually relevant to the car itself.

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