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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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$T2eC16V,!ysE9sy0iPG+BRyfbu4lhQ~~60_12.J

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2002-HYUNDAI-ACCENT-GSI-mvi-engine-custom-modified-1-off-car-ex-show-car-no-swap-/181164994305?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item2a2e466f01

 

'in my opinion is tastefully modified'

 

That's funny because in my opinion you're mentally insufficient. Only one of is right, and it's not you. 

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SamdaMC Rank: Toyota Starlet

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That minty 504 has been ebayed a few times now. The reserve appears to be somewhere north of 3k!

phil_lihp Rank: Lancia Gamma

phil_lihp

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That yellow Bora is unfortunately very close to me and I've seen it around...fair play, it's not the worst quality work in the world but that price is seriously ambitious.

 

How about this little beauty:

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1989-VAUXHALL-BELMONT-CHEAP-PART-EX-1-START-NO-RESERVE-/121134324026?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item1c342b193a

$T2eC16h,!ykE9s7tyfbGBRzCI,Qvj!~~60_12.J

 

Nice honest old thing needing a bit of MIG action on the arches.  

 

 

 

The car is 14 years old so is please take this into account when bidding

 

Maths fail.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Honda-Concerto-Civic-Rover-200-NEW-MOT-GOOD-CONDITION-DRIVES-WELL-/121134240746?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item1c3429d3ea

$T2eC16dHJIIE9qTYLijbBRsHi7Yveg~~60_12.J

 

I rather like these, quite sharp styling and you get all the benefits of the 200 R8 with less OMGHGFOMNOMNOM - plus they seem to be worth buttons.

garethj Rank: Isuzu Florian

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I bought this less than a month ago at auction having always wanted one. I've since learned that a move abroad is in prospect

 

'Course you have.

 

But I still would - aristocrat fibreglass the Jensen CV8

 

$(KGrHqIOKpMFGUejiKcvBRsy3+,V3w~~60_84.J

Mr_Bo11ox Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Mr_Bo11ox

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Christ that Aston replica is BAD. He wants £14k for it as well!!!!

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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Knobsock & Twatty Conversions, how may I help?

 

Yeah, I'd like a rusty minibus with some crudely cut MDF panels and seats made out of licquorice allsorts, got anything in?

 

Oddly enough sir, we do

 

$T2eC16N,!)0E9s37E29dBRzHulimkg~~60_12.J

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/limousine-/221246927560?hash=item33835832c8

 

I think even the most inbred, dole fiddling, Jeremy Kyle reject would fuck this off if it turned up outside.

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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Autoshite Sports Car Division presents the Status Quantum Leap Castanet XR9I Turbo

 

$(KGrHqR,!nYFG2Qo)dmwBRzC,Z3eP!~~60_12.J

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Quantum-Saloon-Kit-Car-On-Sorn-/300925714307?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_3&hash=item461091ff83

 

'I was so impressed with it I then bought a 2+2 which is a prettier car'

 

An Austin Allegro being dry bummed by an AMC Pacer is a prettier car.

wuvvum Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

wuvvum

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Autoshite Sports Car Division presents the Status Quantum Leap Castanet XR9I Turbo

 

$(KGrHqR,!nYFG2Qo)dmwBRzC,Z3eP!~~60_12.J

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Quantum-Saloon-Kit-Car-On-Sorn-/300925714307?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_3&hash=item461091ff83

 

'I was so impressed with it I then bought a 2+2 which is a prettier car'

 

An Austin Allegro being dry bummed by an AMC Pacer is a prettier car.

A lad in the road where I used to have my shite storage facility had TWO of those fugging things, as well as an H4.  In fact it was shite central around there, even without me - another chap has three Reliant Foxes and an SE5, the house down the road has a SIII 88" Landy, and opposite has a delightfully scruffy pale yellow and completely non-scened bay window camper.

scruff Rank: Renault 16

scruff

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We get those in at work, they are GR8 but not very comfortable!

Mr_Bo11ox Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Mr_Bo11ox

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$(KGrHqF,!qEFG0jFkZ1kBRyz8OWFYg~~60_85.J

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/alfa-romeo-gt-veloce-1750-coupe-1971-real-barn-find-restoration-or-spares-/360684913990

 

"Real barn find" - this guy has clearly cottoned on to the recent fashion for describing any untaxed shitbox as a 'barn find'

 

 

 

I know  what they make restored and that's only a guide price as seen one go for more at a auction

 

WOW, you certainly sound like an expert in that case.

RedSparrow Rank: Renault 16

RedSparrow

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/alfa-romeo-gt-veloce-1750-coupe-1971-real-barn-find-restoration-or-spares-/360684913990

 

"Real barn find" - this guy has clearly cottoned on to the recent fashion for describing any untaxed shitbox as a 'barn find'

 

 

WOW, you certainly sound like an expert in that case.

 

Hey it's parked outside a barn so that proves that it just came out of one.

 

My dad has had a couple of these, lovely cars when they work but they rot like absolute hell. He put his feet through the floor in one, Flintstones style, whilst attempting to brake on a busy A-road.

Mr_Bo11ox Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Mr_Bo11ox

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This guy's been watching too much 'TAXI'! 1000€ for this preposterous old crock

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