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19 hours ago, J-T said:

I’m pretty sure it was for sale a couple of years back. It had been laid up after a respray under a cover which caused micro blisters all over it, so it may not be quite as good as it looks. It must be that one as Mk1a’s in that colour were rare as rocking horse shit when they were current. If it’s solid I don’t think it’s daft money but that’s a very big if. Oh, and BRADFORD so signs are not good!

I owned it about 5 years ago. It is very solid and was in great shape. 

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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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'Listen, you little prick. Tell us who ran our mam over, or that balloon's going right up your council'

 

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2006-VAUXHALL-ASTRA-1-7-CDTI-SRI-NEW-ENGINE-FITTED/174186252012?hash=item288e4f46ec:g:dZ0AAOSw6PpeQCkO

 

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adw1977 Rank: Renault 16

adw1977

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1990 FORD ESCORT 1.8 DIESEL VAN RED 2 OWNER EX ROYAL MAIL

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"Gutted to have to sell it but selling as a project as no mot, I was going to have it restored back to Royal Mail but its just getting round to it as other projects to get on with & need the space"

Starting bid £1,200

Ebay link

 

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No windows, no (proper) doors, no natural light. Tap-less, water-less sink.

 

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It's impossible to know how this could ever be worse.

 

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Ok, it was possible

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/iveco-daily-camper-conversion-new-unused-race-van-etc/184165178210?hash=item2ae1199b62:g:y3AAAOSwl9xeQEvj

 

Can pretty much guarantee the back would have once been filled with drums of solvents and various waste streams and had the living bollocks thrashed off it. In between breaking down, of course. 

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Cavcraft

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This looks like some sort of mobile torture unit. I expect they strap you into those car seats and make you watch something dreadful such as your wife being tortured or worst of all 'Love Island' as you're forced to listen to Michael Bastarding Buble until you finally crack and give them the combination to the safe.

 

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/4-seater-4-berth-camper-van-motor-home-day-van-vauxhall-movano-one-of-a-kind/164073991572?hash=item2633926d94:g:bKQAAOSw5WReP9SF

 

'test drive welcome.'

 

Tbh, I think I'd rather eat the wheel trims.

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Think this'll be 8V (as no 16V badge on boot) so black dials and no rev counter.  Looks pretty miserable on those strange wheel trims.

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2002-Vauxhall-Astra-1-6-i-Club-5dr-a-c/392679010463?hash=item5b6d7e309f:g:uPwAAOSwf9teQQbr

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How much more miserable could it be buying a test-less 3 door Fiesta diesel down some shit arsed, litter strewn Blackpool side street? The MOT history is amazing, it's gone through brake pipes like most cars go through petrol.

 

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1997-Ford-Fiesta-1-8-diesel-with-37k-genuine-mikes-from-new-1-owner-from-2-keys/283777447594?hash=item42127436aa:g:Y1UAAOSwCtFeQJw~

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