eBay tat volume 3.

[cort16]

This looks like a brill old thing for £225. It's got a stack of mot and tax and so dented and shagged you can use it for bashing rogue trolleys out the way in supermarket car parks then it's massive undesirability means you can nip inside the shop leaving the front door open with the keys in it and engine running and no one will bother trying to steal it.

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1998-MITSUBISHI-CARISMA-GLX-WHITE-AUTOMATIC-1-6-LONG-MOT-AND-TAX-/121133209553?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item1c341a17d1

[CortinaDave]

Jeez! that Carisma's had more hits than the Beatles

[theorganist]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1980-RENAULT-14-TL-WHITE-/290932339848

 

 

 

 

He would be right at home here, no?

 

I'm here!! Not been around much lately just really busy and not had the car mojo, although that has come back in large dollops now!

 

Selling the 14 as it needs a load of welding! I also have decided to sell the black Maxi too as I have a brown one coming in August which has straighter paintwork, there may also be a Brooklands Green 1500 coming later in the year, both barn/garage finds!

 

Going to replace the 14/Maxi with something interesting, fancy an eighties Ford or maybe something like a Maestro!

 

Am keeping the RHD headlights from the 14 and will look at getting another one next year!

[barrett]

Going to replace the 14/Maxi with something interesting, fancy an eighties Ford or maybe something like a Maestro!

There's a Maestro sitting here with your name on it....

[theorganist]

There's a Maestro sitting here with your name on it....

Ooh interested where is the raised eyebrows smiley! Tell me more please?

[willswitchengage]

Y reg! 

 

 

Buy this and win at autoshite.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Toyota-Hiace-2-0L-petrol-export-be-quick-/171062822419

[Cavcraft]

Buy that and win at exporting

[barrett]

Ooh interested where is the raised eyebrows smiley! Tell me more please?

It's not even mine, but it's been sat outside my house for ages and I'm sick of the sight of it. I'm sure Gary will agree that selling it is the best course of action.... It doesn't start at the moment, not sure why. A fuel issue of some kind I guess but I'm too lazy/thick to investigate. It needs a damn good service and probably a carb rebuild at the very least before it could be anything like alright to drive, but it's solid, and it's beige, and you'd be doing us a favour if you had it (and it'll be really cheap)

[Mr_Bo11ox]

http://www.leboncoin.fr/voitures/497397227.htm?ca=15_s

 

YES! A Ford Pinto!!! only 1000€. I have to say, for a yank car i'd happily drive round in this!

[theorganist]

It's not even mine, but it's been sat outside my house for ages and I'm sick of the sight of it. I'm sure Gary will agree that selling it is the best course of action.... It doesn't start at the moment, not sure why. A fuel issue of some kind I guess but I'm too lazy/thick to investigate. It needs a damn good service and probably a carb rebuild at the very least before it could be anything like alright to drive, but it's solid, and it's beige, and you'd be doing us a favour if you had it (and it'll be really cheap)

I have sent you a PM

[Alexg]

Pathetic

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Austin-Mini-25-Convertible-Limited-Edition-Project-/171064844028?pt=UK_CarsParts_Vehicles_CarParts_SM&hash=item27d4425efc

 

 

has only had an impressive 8 previous owners

[Alexg]

Beige Monty listed in the parts section by some nobber who'll kindly throw in the registration number. 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Austin-Montego-2-0-HL-1986-Classic-Car-C74RFL-/290935906973?pt=UK_Cherished_Numbers&hash=item43bd21a29d

[Spiny Norman]

I thought about chucking in a bid for this, but I really don't need another big ol' barge and if I did I'd be more interested in DWs Merc 300. Looks like an honest old bus, although the seller's been getting pissed about by the sounds of it.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1989-VOLVO-740-SE-GREY-/151070841903?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item232c861c2f

 

[maxpower]

Y reg! 

 

 

Buy this and win at autoshite.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Toyota-Hiace-2-0L-petrol-export-be-quick-/171062822419

 

If he turned up in this to do my decorating or whatever, he would be told to fcuk right off!

[Alexg]

Another pitiful parts section listing

 

 

CAR

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/CAR-/281126659194?pt=UK_CarsParts_Vehicles_CarParts_SM&hash=item417474647a

 

 

Here for sale is a Vauxhall cheviot

 

 

[Junkman]

 

Y reg! 

 

 

Buy this and win at autoshite.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Toyota-Hiace-2-0L-petrol-export-be-quick-/171062822419

 

If he turned up in this to do my decorating or whatever, he would be told to fcuk right off!

 

 

Yeah, it should actually be hired out for weddings.

[Conrad D. Conelrad]

Another pitiful parts section listing

 

It's listed in the "Carpets & Floor Mats" category. That's not even like fee avoidance, that's buyer avoidance. 

[Cavcraft]

Beige Monty listed in the parts section by some nobber who'll kindly throw in the registration number. 

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Austin-Montego-2-0-HL-1986-Classic-Car-C74RFL-/290935906973?pt=UK_Cherished_Numbers&hash=item43bd21a29d

 

I hope he chokes on that box of Smarties.

[Junkman]

It's listed in the "Carpets & Floor Mats" category. That's not even like fee avoidance, that's buyer avoidance.

But it's got a OMG red-top. That must make it unique. A rare opportunity to acquire a one-off!

[Bucketeer]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Jaguar-XJS-Luton-Van-/281127357745?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item41747f0d31

 

 

 

Jaguar XJS Luton Van

Bit of a weird combination

 

No, ice cream and courgettes is a bit of a wierd combination. This is bloody insane.

[meggersdog]

Paint it dark blue and go chasing Mk2 Jags along the North Circular

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Austin-Morris-200-J4-Van-Petrol-1975-VW-Splitscreen-Camper-/200937851490?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item2ec8d44a62

[meggersdog]

Only last week I saw an old episode of Minder where Terry was taxi driving in one of these.

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/austin-cambridge-a60-/161050909873?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item257f61dcb1

Glamcabs it aint

[meggersdog]

value

*goes off to check auto electrician courses in local colleges

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1999-ALFA-ROMEO-145-1-7-16V-RED-/261235701308?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item3cd2dc763c

[cort16]

Bloody hell. Although it's a bit gawping I'm tempted to spend the Christmas club money on this as it's just up the road.

 

How's this going to keep my shopping dry?

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1977-LOTUS-ELITE-MAUVE-PURPLE-/200937320484?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item2ec8cc3024

[Mr_Bo11ox]

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Lada-Riva-F-Reg-/251295630921

 

 

She is a "Classic Lada" from the Kiev factory (they produced the quality Lada's which helped give them a better name

[Mr_Bo11ox]

http://www.custojusto.pt/Leiria/Todo-o-terreno/Land+Rover+foward+control-9387745.htm?xtcr=200&

 

Very straight-looking FC land-rover; 1500€

[meggersdog]

Nice sunny photo...check

Clean presentable forecourt to show you are a motor dealer...check

Idiotic blonde haired Arian in the background giving a Nazi salute...erm check

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Rover-P5B-Coupe-for-further-restoration-/181165360090?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item2a2e4c03da

[Bucketeer]

Oh, sweet jeezus.

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1987-VAUXHALL-NOVA-5-DOOR-1-2-ST-ENGINE-WITH-4-SPEED-BOX-L-K-L-K-/281127370801?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item41747f4031

 

 

 

OK BAD BITS OF THE CAR NOT A LOT

 

LIAR.

[Bucketeer]

If cars did drugs . . . . . . .

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Austin-Healey-Frog-eye-Sprite-Atlantis-frogeye-/261236598862?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item3cd2ea284e

[cort16]

The owner obviously got so sick of looking this Scorpio's big glaykit face they had a pop giving it some heavy facial surgery.

On the face of it I recon they did a better job than Ford did.

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1998-FORD-SCORPIO-ULTIMA-24V-AUTO-GREEN-FACELIFTED-/151071318832?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item232c8d6330