eBay tat volume 3.

[Mrcento]

MY EYES

 

 

MY EYES

 

 

MY EYES

 

 

https://www.gumtree.com/p/ssangyong/ssongyang-rodius-sv-automatic-/1336835021

[Semi-C]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/cars/173871949346?hash=item287b936622:g:hKsAAOSwICJcsb8Q

 

[JimH]

I is a sad.

[Cavcraft]

Will you be my friend Row-Land?

 

Shat ap, Janet, yer silly cow.

[Semi-C]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Ford-flight-estate/333156921195?hash=item4d91b32f6b:g:VKIAAOSwflBcszNE

 

[Semi-C]

 

“...I need gone...”

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Citroen-C3-LX/173872004804?hash=item287b943ec4:g:thgAAOSwN0hcsc7R

 

[wuvvum]

Anyone feeling [very, very] brave?

 

[Semi-C]

 

“...The idles high...”

&

“ The MOT is long”

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/ford-ka-spares-or-repair-long-mot/192888025023?hash=item2ce905afbf:g:0BEAAOSwroJcglEG

 

[Cavcraft]

Are there actually any of these left that aren't mostly made of newspaper and filler?

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Austin-a35-1957/143215379755?hash=item21584d452b:g:azAAAOSwf2pcs4j0

[Cavcraft]

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Deawoo-no-reserve/163638265388?hash=item261999c62c:g:vOwAAOSwM6VcqgJL

[Cavcraft]

Here you go Wuvvum, take one of your vans up to Southport, have a day out and come home with this.

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/HONDA-STREAM-NV50-CLASSIC-3-WHEEL-LEANING-MOTORCYCLE-COPY-OF-A-BSA-ARIEL-3/254199924399?hash=item3b2f7f06af:g:ub8AAOSwFMtcs3f5

[Semi-C]

https://www.gumtree.com/p/toyota/toyota-avensis-gls-automatic-2.0-petrol-145-000-miles-part-service-history/1336804516

 

[cort16]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Humber-Pig-military-vehicle-1954/323777562710?hash=item4b62a58856:g:W~8AAOSwqT9cszfS

[cort16]

shitting nora

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Ssangyong-Actyon-A200-XDI-2-0-Diesel-4x4/293048450673?hash=item443b0c7e71:g:-yoAAOSw8fRcO0nZ

[Semi-C]

https://www.gumtree.com/p/suzuki/suzuki-swift/1336622236

 

[Semi-C]

https://www.gumtree.com/p/vauxhall/vauxhall-cavalier-colorado/1336064683

 

[Semi-C]

https://www.gumtree.com/p/jaguar/jaguar-xj8/1336862080

 

[Brodders]

Someone evidently did care about this judging by how it is still red, rather than faded pink. Non working speedo aside, this looks pleasant enough for £150.

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1999-Red-Rover-414i-E-5-door-hatchback-1-4L-MOT-21-5-19-no-reserve/293042281106?_trkparms=aid%3D222007%26algo%3DSIM.MBE%26ao%3D2%26asc%3D57152%26meid%3Dac2e96b95df34086a6a15b66dabbbc06%26pid%3D100005%26rk%3D3%26rkt%3D12%26sd%3D273804413772%26itm%3D293042281106&_trksid=p2047675.c100005.m1851

[Brodders]

Another Rover, but an 800 coupe in my preferred spec of "small engine, lots of toys". I doubt they sold many Sterling coupes with a manual gearbox and T-Series engine, but it's all the more interesting because of it.

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Rover-820-sterling-Coupe/133022426704?hash=item1ef8c12650:g:sQ8AAOSwaexcs0Mb

[Brodders]

Recently listed Sierra already up to 18 bids despite being sat in a garage for years.

 

 

To be fair, it doesn't look bad (would be nice to see where the welding to sills would be needed though) and would be perfect for living out the fantasy of being a background character in an early episode of "A Touch of Frost".

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1989-FORD-SIERRA-1-8L-GARAGE-FIND-LOW-MILES/113718554437?hash=item1a7a276f45:g:XMwAAOSw6HJcs4m-

[Brodders]

Slightly dented, but currently reasonably priced 190e in Bury.

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1992-Mercedes-Benz-190e-2-0/192889507973?_trkparms=aid%3D222007%26algo%3DSIM.MBE%26ao%3D2%26asc%3D57152%26meid%3Dbbdbbf2cbe124fb7bc3a01d9a6a69b5a%26pid%3D100005%26rk%3D1%26rkt%3D12%26sd%3D223464555155%26itm%3D192889507973&_trksid=p2047675.c100005.m1851#viTabs_0

[Brodders]

Short three day auction for this low mileage Bluebird. MOT until next year and only one bid so far.

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1987-Nissan-Bluebird-63k-fantastic-condition/173873200550?hash=item287ba67da6:g:RbEAAOSwCdVcs4YD

[Brodders]

However if 90s minicabs are more your thing, this £250 Carina would do the job (would look ten times better with some wheel trims though)

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Toyota-Carina-E-GLI-1995/192885412807?hash=item2ce8ddd3c7:g:L6YAAOSwN0hcrJWI

[vulgalour]

She is F - frilly

She is U - unbelievable

She is C - crusty

She is K - kippered

She is D dee deeee

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Barn-Find-Austin-Princess-2000HL-Complete-project-or-done-vehicle/392276437021

 

[17-Coffees]

Not eBay but...

T54 MBT anyone? Yours for a cool £64,000...

A Euromillions win for sure for me!

 

BUT wait there's more...

 

They have a 'few' Chieftain tanks for sale (my personal favorite post War MBT), but how about a Cheiftain recovery tank?

For a neat £38,000...you'd have no problems on ANY car collection.*

 

*other than the fact of driving a literal tank, on the roads, most likely a small residential street with other cars about, that could get damaged/destroyed due to maneuvering this behemoth of a recovery about...

[DVee8]

Could you cut and paste the ad please DVee8, I'm not on Facebook but I do like a good sleeper and that Astra estate is ticking boxes.

The ad for that Astra estate seems to have gone/pulled or bought.

[Snipes]

That Tanks-A-Lot site is pure gold;

 

https://tanks-alot.co.uk/product/margret-thatchers-armoured-bus/

[Snipes]

Win any and all arguments with a Rusky self propelled gun;

https://tanks-alot.co.uk/product/russian-2s3-akatsiya/

 

I think that chieftain recovery vehicle is my favourite.

[Tadhg Tiogar]

...., 3 wheel Golf anyone? Can be driven on a bike licence.*

 

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https://www.salvagemarket.co.uk/vehicle-list/details/745989

Looks like a local council are flogging it, so might have been abandoned. No keys, so locksmith services* required. Seems to have a private plate HUG 6 included....

[Dannyk]

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Peugeot-205-D-Turbo/254199599557

 

Doesn't like starting, no mot, no rear seats, dents, diesel,needs welding,sunroof siliconed shut, seller describes them as bad points