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Junkman Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Renault/283371215760

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The ad neither mentions what it is, whether it actually drives, nor does it contain a single pic of the entire car.

 

This is the full description:

 

 

Beautiful car very clean and look like new from inside and from outside looks beautiful but will small scratches

 

Apart from the fact that a four year old could describe a car better than this, does the seller try to tell me that it has small scratches, or that it will have small scratches in the future? If it has small scratches, the claim that it looks like new is contradicted in one and the same sentence (!), if it will have small scratches in the future, the seller is a clairvoyant.

Junkman Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Junkman

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Cars in their natural habitat, part 17,253.

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Classic-Luxury-Jaguar-XJ40-4-0-Sovereign/223372529620

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Jaguar

 

Why does it have a Daimler grille and bootlid handle?

 

 

 

proper performance

 

I was rather underwhelmed by the performance of the four litre. Would have expected more. A lot more.

 

 

 

4.0 Sport alloys with good tyres

 

Advisory notice item(s)
  • Nearside Front Tyre worn close to the legal limit (4.1.E.1)
  • Offside Front Tyre worn close to the legal limit (4.1.E.1)
  • Nearside Rear Tyre worn close to the legal limit (4.1.E.1)
  • Offside Rear Tyre worn close to the legal limit (4.1.E.1)

 

 

Still watchlisted, mind.

Junkman Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Junkman

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Another W201.

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1992-Mercedes-190E-auto-Solid-Classic-No-Rust/183673504489

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Another interior:

 

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What makes my piss boil in the same way as it makes Cavcraft's when interiors are photographed through closed windows, are those shit paper floor protection sheets left in the car for photos.

 

It cannot possibly be too big of a fucking effort to remove them for taking pics, can it now?

bramz7 Rank: Lancia Gamma

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I think people include those 'mats' as they assume it means that prospective buyers will assume it's a sign of a cherished car.

 

In reality it's just covering up the matted carpet with fag ash burns in it due to them not having proper rubber mats.

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Junkman Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Junkman

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OMG, shite pinnacle has been achieved!
 
https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2002-Toyota-Avensis-1-8-vermont-automatic-running-listed-repair-or-spares/323683577807
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We have  owned this car for the past 14 years

 

I would vehemently deny to have been involved in its deterioration.

 

 

 

Due to the year of the car it has some blemishes and marks

 

It has some blemishes and marks because you didn't give a shit about it.

Like any car that has blemishes and marks.

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