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richardmorris Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

richardmorris

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Fucking hell, that thing would have creeped the living shit out of me as a kid.

Was it really a thing?

The truck or cuddles? Unfortunately both. He was Orville’s evil friend I think. Both controlled by Keith Harris, who seems to have escaped operation yewtree despite being creepier than both jimmy saville and Rolf Harris.
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RayMK Rank: Renault 16

RayMK

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I had one of these a few years ago and foolishly sold it.  This one looks to be a real beauty.  If I had not just bought my son's '94 Fiat Tipo from a friend who has had it since Aug 2018, I would have had a job resisting it.

 

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https://www.ebay.co....cN3Va:rk:1:pf:0

 

 

 

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RayMK Rank: Renault 16

RayMK

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Looks an utter bargain Ray. 

 

The 'letter box bootliid' Rialto is the least popular type despite its body being much stiffer than the later more practical estate type rear end. Perhaps that's why the seller has pitched it at a realistic, attractive figure.

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mercrocker Rank: Isuzu Florian

mercrocker

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Threadlock! 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Rover-3500-V8-P6-Auto-Police-Car/113525237932?hash=item1a6ea1a8ac:g:OvIAAOSw~odb7ocI

 

 

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Unusually, the brake fluid looks to be at level "Full".   However, it is merely defying gravity and leaving the space at the bottom....

 

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" If you had one of these sitting in your rearview mirror you were in trouble." 

 

 

Nah, mate I just thought "there's that knob that thinks he's a cop...." 

 

 

"if you wish to test drive, I will need to see fully comp insurance with the reg no" 

 

Can't I just produce it? 

 

 

Skizzer Rank: Isuzu Florian

Skizzer

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If you buy that police Rover and post photos of it, do you have to pay Ghosty commission?

Skizzer Rank: Isuzu Florian

Skizzer

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Fucking hell, that thing would have creeped the living shit out of me as a kid.

Was it really a thing?

Yes it was, and yes it did.

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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'Say, what's the most HUMONGOUSly Goddam minging car you ever did see?'

"We're in it, M8"

 

 

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2007-BMW-X5-4-8i-V8-SE-XDrive-E70-Silver-HUMONGOUS-SPEC-A-TRUE-ONE-OFF-FIND/292894911533?hash=item4431e5ac2d:g:-54AAOSwlypcJ6fE:rk:37:pf:0

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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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Jesus wept, who on God's earth thought those wheels were a good idea?

 

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1966-AUSTIN-A40-FARINA-UNIQUE-HATCHBACK-WIRE-WHEELS-CONVERSION-MOT-TAX-EXEMPT/283332366100?hash=item41f7eccf14:g:6lYAAOSwS3lcNQc~:rk:9:pf:0

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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'Motorhome camper'

 

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Hmm. Let's try again, aye?

 

'converted to a camper van'

 

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Yeah, still not quite buying that M8. Try again?

 

'High top Motorhome'

 

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'Classed as a home conversion'

 

(Senses truth might be slightly nearer)

 

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'She berths 2 adults and two children easily'

 

 

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/VW-1-6TD-Transporter-T3-T25-Motorhome-Camper-5-Speed-Unique-MPV-MORE-PICS/273645689760?hash=item3fb68ddba0:g:qEwAAOSwjQVcNhks:rk:10:pf:0

 

I think I'd rather give berth to a family of fucking hedgehogs than holiday in that.

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tul66 Rank: Citroen Ami

tul66

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Is there a single 8.32 for five grand anywhere in the world? That's not cheap, but it's not far off market value these days if it's a good'un. Alcantara is so much nicer than that crass leather, though

Alternatively, you could have mine for £14000.

Skizzer Rank: Isuzu Florian

Skizzer

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Liked Billy’s post for the commentary. Fresh out of likes for the hideously fucked van.

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barrett Rank: Lancia Gamma

barrett

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Alternatively, you could have mine for £14000.

I like 'em, but my bollocks (not to mention my bank balance) are too small to own a car that requires the engine removing to change the alternator...

wuvvum Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

wuvvum

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'Motorhome camper'

 

s-l1600.jpg

 

Hmm. Let's try again, aye?

 

'converted to a camper van'

 

s-l1600.jpg

 

Yeah, still not quite buying that M8. Try again?

 

'High top Motorhome'

 

s-l1600.jpg

 

'Classed as a home conversion'

 

(Senses truth might be slightly nearer)

 

s-l1600.jpg

 

'She berths 2 adults and two children easily'

 

 

s-l1600.jpg

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/VW-1-6TD-Transporter-T3-T25-Motorhome-Camper-5-Speed-Unique-MPV-MORE-PICS/273645689760?hash=item3fb68ddba0:g:qEwAAOSwjQVcNhks:rk:10:pf:0

 

I think I'd rather give berth to a family of fucking hedgehogs than holiday in that.

Hang on... Has someone just plonked a fibreglass high top on top of the roof of a standard height van? :?

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