eBay tat volume 3.

[wuvvum]

This looks like a nice honest thing.

 

[cort16]

http://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-motorbikes/porsche-928-s2/1018151201#gallery-item-full-1

 

£1500 928 with no mot. It doesn't look too bad but who knows?

[wuvvum]

Didn't someone on here want a Spacy? Well now, for the bargain price of £895, you can have one - with the added bonus of meeting Raymanboy into the bargain.

 

He's on form here - New Labour, Iraq, Thatcher and Methusaleh all make an appearance in the advert, although sadly Baron von Richthofen is conspicuous by his absence.

 

[cort16]

The video is a work of art. He must just buy these cars and bike and drive then around his back garden.

[brickwall]

There was one of those MR2 based Lambo replicas on a police interceptors type programme a while back and it looked bloody good finished. The copper was fooled by it.

 

 

Iirc it was leaking water and was unregistered. The body finish was, as you say, excellent.

[Jim Bell]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Ford-Sierra-1 ... 1042951824

 

Get a load of this DICK HAT, he's somehow managed to screen grab the fucking volume indicator off his computer!!! LIFE IS A STRUGGLE FOR THESE PEOPLE EVERY DAY

 

 

 

Waat?

Can not hear over loud Sierra.

 

Wat?

[Richard]

^^

 

WHERE WOULD YOU FIND ANOTHER DIESEL MORRIS OXFORD

 

Any Indian taxi rank...?

 

I'm pretty sure you could buy them with a diesel engine, I know somebody with a Diesel Cambridge. The grimmest car I have ever travelled in and I've been in a Mk2 Astra.

[ypsilandra]

£500 to spend on a 4 door saloon? How about this big engined Swede:

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2001-Volvo-S8 ... 4ac47a9afb

 

Alternatively, be the envy of your neighbours with this Limited Edition beauty from the Orient:

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1999-PROTON-P ... 43bbdb4551

 

Meanwhile, I'm quite tempted by this elastic beast nearby:

 

 

http://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-moto ... tem-full-6

 

Classic shite photo:

 

 

http://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-moto ... tem-full-9

 

If anyone's interested, there's a 2 lady owner, low mileage, K reg Renault 19 1.4 RN advertised in my local (Shropshire) paper for £350ono.

[Disco Fever]

The video is a work of art. He must just buy these cars and bike and drive then around his back garden.

 

What an extraordinary advert, really makes a change from the usual ebay chatter, anyone using a font like that is pretty special. The video is amazing. Eventually, my 7 year old was wailing; 'when's he going stop driving driving round? Why doesn't he crash into the fence?'

 

Normally, I'm pretty good at name that car but what's that lurking to the right of shot, I'm struggling there? Honda Prelude?

[RedSparrow]

The video is a work of art. He must just buy these cars and bike and drive then around his back garden.

 

What an extraordinary advert, really makes a change from the usual ebay chatter, anyone using a font like that is pretty special. The video is amazing. Eventually, my 7 year old was wailing; 'when's he going stop driving driving round? Why doesn't he crash into the fence?'

 

Normally, I'm pretty good at name that car but what's that lurking to the right of shot, I'm struggling there? Honda Prelude?

 

Probably one of those Cadillacs that he's been trying to punt for 2 years.

[mouseflakes]

These seem to have all but vanished now...

 

[Negative Creep]

The video is a work of art. He must just buy these cars and bike and drive then around his back garden.

 

What an extraordinary advert, really makes a change from the usual ebay chatter, anyone using a font like that is pretty special. The video is amazing. Eventually, my 7 year old was wailing; 'when's he going stop driving driving round? Why doesn't he crash into the fence?'

 

Normally, I'm pretty good at name that car but what's that lurking to the right of shot, I'm struggling there? Honda Prelude?

 

 

Unintentional comedy gold there. Kindof disappointed you dn't get to see his face, although I do have a pretty good mental image as to what he looks like

[Cavcraft]

Ok, here's today's teaser:

 

What has Paul Chuckle, some wet shirted ladyboys and Roland from Grange Hill playing tunes on a George Forman grille on one side

 

...and Marc Bolan, a young Esther Rantzen and Siamese twins who are joined at the face (one of whom has a large cock strapped to his back) on the other?

 

 

A WW2 style French lorry, of course

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Renault-Premi ... 2a2cb329d8

 

'Never was so much spent on such a pile of shit to someone with so few brain cells'

[Charlie Croker]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Austin-mini-metro-w-reg-one-of-the-oldest-metros-known-still-on-the-road-/360652612593?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item53f89223f1

 

Excuse me whilst I have a little fwap.

 

This has been on the Bay of E a couple of times. I would like!!! I wonder why all the relists though.......i still would though.lol.

[Mr_Bo11ox]

All the relists are because of all the wankers who bid and don't pay, its normal now to list something three times before you get a proper bidder

[Charlie Croker]

All the relists are because of all the wankers who bid and don't pay, its normal now to list something three times before you get a proper bidder

 

True. I dont see the point in doing that but then again im normal.lol.

[Mr_Bo11ox]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/modified-1987 ... 1105795740

 

Check out this squirrel botherer

 

THIS CAR AS ONLY DONE 1000 MILES FROM THE LAST MOTED THEN I PARK IT IN MY GARAGE TO DO THE MODIFIEDS ON IT

 

YOU HAVE DONE THE MODIFIEDS ON IT VERY BAD LIKE A TWAT

 

I AM SALEING IT AS I HAVE STARTED A NEW JOB WORKING NIGHTS SO NO TIME TO DO IT AND I NEED CASH FOR A CAR AS I AM GETTING THE BUS TO WORK

 

Would anyone like to hazard a guess as to what job this lad does when he gets off the bus? I'm guessing something like walking round with a washing machine door on his head.

[cort16]

He probably tried driving it to work but got lost and spent 4 hours driving through a KFC drive through in a loop as his paper mache modifications are blotting out his headlamps.

[cort16]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Austin-Allegro-1300HL-Estate-/181138886898?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item2a2cb810f2

[CreepingJesus]

Would anyone like to hazard a guess as to what job this lad does when he gets off the bus? I'm guessing something like walking round with a washing machine door on his head.

 

Don't know what the actual job title would be, but I'd hazard a guess that it'll take him at least three months to work out there's no such thing as tartan paint. Then he can move on to the quest for a 'long weight'...

 

I've long fancied a beach buggy, but some of the optimistic sellers of old wrecks don't inspire me. For instance...

 

 

...this old Manta Ray, which in principle I'd be all over, needs some welding and a few bits, according to the seller. And the survey said...strip it and start again.

 

There again, for them as fancies these kinda things...

 

 

...this Scrote RS 4x4 looks worth a punt. But the story in the listing about replacing rear chassis legs, and it being sold with rust troubles doesn't inspire either, does it?

 

I was hoping for this to (ironically) be the safe bet in a bad bunch...

 

 

...but maybe not. Fuck all MOT or ticket, but it's all fine. He's only selling the V6 Vectra, 'cos he's bought a 5-series. And the rear suspension clonks, after an altercation with a pothole. FFS. Stll, it's sitting cheap just now; might be worth a punt to someone with sufficient skills/recklessness/insanity/poor judgement.

 

After all, I may have found the motherlode of VW shite...

 

 

...a Mk2 8v GiT, with worn suspension replaced with quality components, not an angle grinder in sight. Plenty of T+T, peeling paint...I THINK I'M IN LOVE!!

[willswitchengage]

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1998-PEUGEOT- ... 20d2a4c27b

 

Also the wing mirrors are carbon fibre and cost a small fortune

 

Really? They look like the ones from a 1996 Plaxton Pointer

 

Its all airbrushed up to look like bumble bee out of the Transformer Movies

 

It gets weirder

 

 

WTF HAPPENS IN HERE

[Cavcraft]

That Nova looks quite a bit like the one that tit owned who had a doorbell inside it on the 'rally' dashboard. Twats like this need to get with the programme as thankfully most people realise less is more when arsing about with Novas these days.

[freebird]

I reckon that Nova looked pretty sweet before that knob got hold of it.

WTF is it with people? Society seems to accept the kind of pond life that will happily sling out their old sofa into the front garden of their social housing tenement and use it to sit on drinking beer and skinning up while they work out how to fuck over a perfectly good car and make it look like a well used dildo.

They need fucking shooting.

[DVee8]

I couldn't work out it was a nova i had to go to the listing to find out what it was.

fuckin nob jockey

[hhhugues]

That 306 + trailer jobby has to be the most ludicrous thing i've seen in a while.

I guess the idea of the trailer was to be able to shag on the spot all those inevitably wowed by its owner's airbrushing skills / taste. Bet that worked*.

[hairnet]

if you drive the 306 long enough does the front start looking like the bit on the back

[hhhugues]

 

This, however is right up my street. Have very fond memory of driving on the Mulsanne straight every morning on my way to work in one of them. Great colour too.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/renault-5-1-4-auto-1983-/181139281349?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item2a2cbe15c5

[Junkman]

I reckon that Nova looked pretty sweet before that knob got hold of it.

WTF is it with people? Society seems to accept the kind of pond life that will happily sling out their old sofa into the front garden of their social housing tenement and use it to sit on drinking beer and skinning up while they work out how to fuck over a perfectly good car and make it look like a well used dildo.

They need fucking shooting.

 

EXHAUST WITH NEW FRONT PIP GOING TO THE BACK

 

Nuff sed?

[hhhugues]

Feeling brave ?

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/CITROEN-CX-2400-PALLAS-RED-1978-/271200406935?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item3f24cdcd97

[jakebullet]

I like how nova boy is willing to swap his fucked abortion for a car with mot & tax. Form an orderly queue please!