eBay tat volume 3.

[Junkman]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Rolls-Royce-Silver-Wraith-1970-Low-Mileage-not-Silver-Cloud/143078355393

 

 

It was resprayed in 2007 (bare metal respray having had a colour change from its original dark blue to white).  The respray was undertaken by a Rolls Royce specialist

 

Some people do anything for money.

[Junkman]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/stunning-Daimler-six-lwb-very-rare-4-seater-not-jaguar-x300/273638354085

 

Do NOT, repeat: NOT! read the ad!

[Skizzer]

Skizzer. Do not disappoint me.

I fear I will disappoint you, as I often do. Unless it’s still for sale in about 4 months’ time, by when I might have saved up enough money and be brave enough to cross the channel on a boat.

[Junkman]

 

SPARES OR REPAIRS BARN FIND

 

On the plus side, it's not adorned by a pitted Taiwanese leaper.

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1987-JAGUAR-XJ-XJ40-SOVEREIGN-AUTO-BLUE-37-000-MILES-SPARES-OR-REPAIRS-BARN-FIND/292901639743

[Junkman]

I fear I will disappoint you, as I often do. Unless it’s still for sale in about 4 months’ time, by when I might have saved up enough money and be brave enough to cross the channel on a boat.

 

There won't be any boats crossing the Channel in four Month's time.

[Junkman]

 

Rat Rolls!

 

Oh, I encountered the village idiot of Hadlow, wherever that shithole is.

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Rolls-Royce-Silver-Spirit-1985-Rat-Rolls-MOT-FSH-Excellent-runner/264116856404

[Junkman]

 

CHEAP P6................

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Rover-2000-P6-TC/264116810711

 

 

Lincolnshire

 

Run like f00k!

[Junkman]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1971-Pontiac-lemans-2-door-coupe-muscle-car/323633954485

 

 

its been much loved by my dad

 

And who do you think gives half a flying fart about that?

[Felly Magic]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Rolls-Royce-Silver-Wraith-1970-Low-Mileage-not-Silver-Cloud/143078355393

 

 

Some people do anything for money.

 

I saw this too, and thought what an utter cunting twatface, it is probably full of wob as well. Seller needs to 'get in the sea' along with all their family

[Felly Magic]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1971-Pontiac-lemans-2-door-coupe-muscle-car/323633954485

 

 

And who do you think gives half a flying fart about that?

And the photo looks to have a bus fitter in his oompahloompah suit, another seller that should be ocean bound?

[Sheefag]

Buy It Now in Brecon For £350

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/renault-5-extra-van/223306919232?hash=item33fe212d40:g:QKEAAOSwucNb0zdN:rk:2:pf:0&LH_BIN=1

 

 

 

 

 

[Junkman]

 

Camper - Vintage - Classic

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Bedford-CF2-Van-Camper-Vintage-Classic/323633936506

 

 

used daily.

 

For what, I wonder. For what.

 

 

 

Rare diesel manual.

 

Yeah, not one of those common as muck petrol automatics.

 

 

is used every week.

 

I thought daily? To be fair, I thought you'd be pissing blood if you used it daily.

 

 

 

The British police, in particular, used them for prisoner transport

 

The Nazis, in particular, used cattle wagons for Jew transport.

 

 

 

Some ambulance services kept them in service for longer than usual after production ended

 

NHS funding is not a new problem.

 

 

 

They were used by builders and builders' merchants, as well as by courier services and the Post Office.

 

The good old days when workplace standards weren't a thing yet.

 

 

 

They were used as ice cream vans in Britain.

 

That's the bloody best idea you had all day, despite it's fucking freezing outside.

[Junkman]

Nothing is more telling than advertising a car with its bonnet open.

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Wolseley-18-85/223309801308

 

 

The car has been used for historic road rallies in the past

 

It's fucked.

[Junkman]

Stuka Transit anyone?

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/FORD-TRANSIT-MK1/192779251743

 

Thought so.

[Junkman]

This is still the best* way to photograph a car you want to sell.

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Gilbern-Invader-mark-1/153327175985

 

Exactly what those people are actually thinking will forever elude me.

The scary bit is that they are allowed to vote.

[Felly Magic]

Mr Stiffy?

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Bedford-cf-1/143051445619?hash=item214e87d573:g:sS8AAOSwpFtcE4JH:rk:7:pf:0

 

[Junkman]

A seemingly unfucked Princess Anne conveyance.

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/RELIANT-SCIMITAR-GTE-SE5A-1975/153327168576

 

 

first off paint is best describe as poor due to a poor paint job

 

Poor paint job is poor?

 

 

 

otherwise body is straight and solid

 

It's fucking fibreglass, you muppet.

 

 

 

manual

 

What a crying shame.

[Junkman]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Ford-Scorpio-1996/223309793402

 

 

Fuel: Peteol

 

Alternative fuels you didn't know existed until recently.

 

 

Do not read the ad, as half of it is completely irrelevant drivel and the other half is completely irrelevant drivel as well, now that I think about it.

[Junkman]

Now we're talking. Or at least let's assume we do.

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/jaguar-XJ12-5-3-V12-Series-2-Saloon-in-Good-Condition/323633800201

 

 

 

So far, so good.

 

And now look:

 

 

 

HOLD ME BACK!

[New POD]

This is still the best* way to photograph a car you want to sell.

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Gilbern-Invader-mark-1/153327175985

 

Exactly what those people are actually thinking will forever elude me.

The scary bit is that they are allowed to vote.

I think you are being harsh. At least 9 of the pictures are decent.

[Junkman]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Ford-Granada/123577078102

 

 

Car has a few marks and debts round it as you would expect for this year.

 

To be quite honest with you, I'd expect a car of this vintage to be fully paid for.

[Junkman]

Your Porsche is our concern.

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1983-Porsche-924-2ltr-restoration-project-64k-been-dry-stored/223309506141

[Junkman]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1966-Piaggio-Ape-400-AE1T-150cc-Vintage-Ideal-For-Prosecco-Mobile-Bar-Coffee-Etc/233079293141

 

 

Ideal For Prosecco Mobile Bar Coffee Etc

 

You are the one man in the entire United Kingdom who is in the most dire need of a blowjob, m8.

[Junkman]

This is a very fair offer.

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1955-oldsmobile-pillarless-88/283325930774

[Junkman]

It's pretty hopeless, but to be fair they hardly come any rarer than this.

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1990-citroen-ax-gt-spares-or-repair/113516750736

[Junkman]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1992-Fiat-Uno-ie-Fire-1-0/303015477422

 

Don't laugh. They aren't as easy to come by as they used to be.

[Sheefag]

AX GT was a stunning little drive.

[Junkman]

Not sure why people do this.

 

 

ford granada mk1 WANTED

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/ford-granada-mk1-WANTED/303016136720

 

 

£5,000.00

0 bids

 

As much as I'm tempted to bid on it just for wasting his time, and puzzled as to why eBay doesn't pull it instantly, I can actually help him.

A five grand Granny?

Not a fucking problem.

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1973-FORD-GRANADA-GLX-3-0-AUTOMATIC/332994397374

 

 

 

 

It's fucked.

 

Okay, I made that one up.

[Rocket88]

This is still the best* way to photograph a car you want to sell.

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Gilbern-Invader-mark-1/153327175985

 

Exactly what those people are actually thinking will forever elude me.

The scary bit is that they are allowed to vote.

 

 

 

If there are no hidden horrors underneath, that's actually not a bad buy..................

[Bucketeer]

I saw this too, and thought what an utter cunting twatface, it is probably full of wob as well. Seller needs to 'get in the sea' along with all their family

Why? For selling a car that was resprayed a different colour several years before they bought it? Or because in your 'expert' assessment/blind guesswork it's "probably full of wob"?