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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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This is quite tempting, but no winch, no mention of MOT and there's a right load of bollocks involved with VOSA having anything over 3.5T these days.

 

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Mercedes-Benz-814-Beaver-Tail-6-Cylinder-MANUAL-Engine-MANUAL-Gearbox/153304772916?hash=item23b1ad3134:g:VqUAAOSwqLRcFR9Y

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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'Hmm, £650 van, ...

 

 

 

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...with £20's of £1 shop cleaning products...

 

 

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...and £8's worth of B&Q blackboard paint. Equals...

 

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Custom-Converted-Van-Iveco-Daily-LWB-Campervan-Motorhome/113455631845?hash=item1a6a7b8de5:g:HvIAAOSwwPdcCkg~:rk:4:pf:0

 

 

That's the most over-priced, shittest thing I've seen in a long while.

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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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Aside from painting the door handles and locks (really fucks with my OCD) and the 1970's sauna interior, this correctly engined Transit just could not get any better.

 

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/ford-transit-customised/192759955583?hash=item2ce163807f:g:m3AAAOSwBPRcENhu:rk:8:pf:0

 

'be really sad to see billy {Vans Name}...'

 

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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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Needs a V8 to be considered. 

 

Mercedes however still knew how to build a proper V12 back in the mid-90s, so this could be a very interesting car for someone, especially considering where prices are going:

 

 

https://www.gumtree.com/p/mercedes-benz/mercedes-cl600-600-rare-c140-w140-/1314400964

 

Such a lot of car for the money, but everything about that (dreadful) advert screams 'RUN AWAY'.

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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Don't bother reading the advert, it's one of those wanky 'Derek Nobspoodle bought this car new on the 32nd of Julember 1809 from Titfondle Motors, blah blah bloody blah'  jobs.

 

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Humber-sceptre/192760052734?hash=item2ce164fbfe:g:G~YAAOSwmE9cFjlH

Schaefft Rank: Lancia Gamma

Schaefft

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Such a lot of car for the money, but everything about that (dreadful) advert screams 'RUN AWAY'.

 

I know. Pretty exciting isn't it? If I had money and was closer right now, I'd at least have a look. It definitely needs a couple grand spent on it to be decent, but its not like its different from my usual purchases. :?

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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Things to do today: Breed a Rover 214 convertible with a Mk2 Granada and take a picture of their offspring using a Kodak Brownie camera with your wife's tights as a filter as you lie in the bottom of your garden pond.

 

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Ford-Mustang-V8-5-litre-HO-Manual/113457136124?hash=item1a6a9281fc:g:NFoAAOSwPg9cFiJO

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Schaefft Rank: Lancia Gamma

Schaefft

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Thats cheap for a 5.0 Foxbody with a manual and mods that could actually add something to the car, unless its completely rotten which probably is the case by now.

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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*Note to self: don't photograph car in the sun whilst simultaneously leaning on a post having a slash.

 

 

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Classic-VW-Beetle/113456886336?hash=item1a6a8eb240:g:Gl0AAOSwypZcFhvv

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The Reverend Bluejeans Rank: Isuzu Florian

The Reverend Bluejeans

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Do not go to Lincolnshire!

 

 

 

I have to.

 

Cadwell Park is there.

The Reverend Bluejeans Rank: Isuzu Florian

The Reverend Bluejeans

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Yep - Family 2 Mantas were late 82 onwards.

 

 

Family 2 is the engine...

 

Facelift Manta B's were B2.

The Reverend Bluejeans Rank: Isuzu Florian

The Reverend Bluejeans

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Useable manual o/d 3.8 Jaguar Mark II for £13'500:

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Jaguar-mk2-MKII-3-8-MOD-UK-Car-Private-Sale/302992226809?hash=item468bbe79f9:g:Y10AAOSwZupcD4m2:rk:33:pf:0

 

Sadly, some prick will ruin this with new paint, leather, chrome wires, Motalita wheel and the usual JDC C&SC Goodwood  wanker pack enhancements.

 

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egg Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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I'd like to say 'you'll be sad when they're gone' Cav, but I won't be...

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