eBay tat volume 3.

[Junkman]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1993-ROVER-827-SLI-FASTBACK-AUTO-2-7-V6-HONDA-ENGINE-GENUINE-BARN-FIND/183576465357

 

 

 

ITS GOT 139000 ON THE CLOCK, WHICH IS NOTHING FOR THE HONDA V6 MOTOR.

[Junkman]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/ROVER-827-1997-V6-AUTOMATIC-LIMOUSINE-STARTS-AND-DRIVES-NO-RESERVE-EXPORT-RALLY/153296900870

 

 

EXPORT

 

Where to?

[Junkman]

Not an Ovlov etatse!

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1993-Honda-Legend-Coupe-3-2-V6-Tidy-Interior-MOT/183574676848

[Junkman]

Apparently not fucked.

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/CITROEN-BX-1-9-GTI-8V-ABS-MODEL-1991/254016557995

[Junkman]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/renault-5-auto/352538283724

 

[Junkman]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1998-S-P38-Range-Rover-4-6-V8-Auto-HSE-Low-Miles-BRAND-NEW-MOT/132879455591

 

 

This is a Range Rover P38 that probably never worked particularly well when it was new, let alone 20 years later.

[Junkman]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/BMW-E34-530i-SE-AUTO-CLASSIC-1989-2-FORMER-KEEPERS-NEW-MOT-140k-SERVICE-HISTORY/273594330235

 

 

And now look:

 

 

Vayloorz!

[Junkman]

 

Elegance

 

Indeed!

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Mercedes-C320-Elegance-1997/202525051443

[Junkman]

 

Gray Lexis

 

Nobody searching for a grey Lexus will ever find it, so it could be a bargain.

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Gray-Lexis-LS400/153288805293

 

 

If, however, apart from being a Lexus, the shockingly shit pictures haven't turned you off yet, this sure will:

 

 

All electrics work only the window screen level light on bash.

 

So all the electrics work nothing else but the screenwash level light and even that only when you bash it.

[Junkman]

RATLUKYO

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1987-Scirocco-Mk2-GT/264071368913

[Junkman]

Ooooh!

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Triumph-Acclaim-HLS-TRIO-AUTO/392183925715

 

 

Aaaaah!

 

 

 

 

GIB, ffs!

[Junkman]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/PAIR-OF-TRIUMPH-T10-SCOOTER-1967-1968-ONE-RED-ONE-BLUE-WHITE-COMPLETE-ON-DVLA/312335046875

 

 

Yes, both of them!

[Junkman]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/BMW-e38-735i-V8-not-e39/223236872859

 

 

 

This might interest someone.

[Junkman]

I haven't seen one of those in ages!

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/FIAT-BRAVA-1-4-MANUAL-PETROL-1-OWNER-LOW-MILEAGE-FULL-SERVICE-HISTORY/254020563475

 

Beige inside, too:

 

 

 

 

The dash by night:

 

 

 

So it's now up to one of you guys to pap the pez station shot.

[anonymous user]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/ROVER-827-1997-V6-AUTOMATIC-LIMOUSINE-STARTS-AND-DRIVES-NO-RESERVE-EXPORT-RALLY/153296900870

 

 

Where to?

Well there is always Fantasy Island

[Junkman]

Are these actually a thing on this forum?

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1988-Volvo-240GL-Saloon/153296532735

 

 

Selling this lovely vehicle because I need the parking space for my girlfriend's car.

 

Does she drive a fucking 40 tonner?

[Supernaut]

I haven't seen one of those in ages!

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/FIAT-BRAVA-1-4-MANUAL-PETROL-1-OWNER-LOW-MILEAGE-FULL-SERVICE-HISTORY/254020563475

 

Beige inside, too:

 

 

 

 

The dash by night:

 

 

 

So it's now up to one of you guys to pap the pez station shot.

 

PHWOOOAAAAR

 

I learned to drive in one of them. 1.4 12v with the povery-spec dashboard (big semi-circular speedo with no tachometer).

 

I say I learned to drive in one of them, well I drove it twice then my dad replaced it with a Ronnie Pickering mobile that he'd agreed to buy a week earlier.

[Junkman]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Audi-80-1-8s-PRIVATE-PLATES/312364905526

 

 

My Lilly, my proud, my best, but with great sadness I must say goodbye to her

 

I'm scared.

[Junkman]

PHWOOOAAAAR

 

I learned to drive in one of them. 1.4 12v with the povery-spec dashboard (big semi-circular speedo with no tachometer).

 

I say I learned to drive in one of them, well I drove it twice then my dad replaced it with a Ronnie Pickering mobile that he'd agreed to buy a week earlier.

 

 

I hope you know what you have to do, my son.

[anonymous user]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/TVR-Tasmin-2-8i-Auto-Classic-Sports-car-Convertible/332937831456

 

I really like that, it has pop up lights, not sure how you get the microwave oven open with the gear shifter in the way though

[Junkman]

Fucking hell!

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Audi-TT-1-8-FULL-RS-KIT-LOWERED-40mm-UPGRADED-TURBO-SPARES-OR-REPAIR-9M-MOT/132882317971

[Springer]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/BMW-E39-528i-auto-1999/302990906891

 

 

 

Jeezerz is this gopping.

WTAF?

[Junkman]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/VW-Polo-1987-Time-Warp-must-be-seen/123525882863

 

 

AN ORIGINAL TIME WARP CAR!

 

 

Yeah, to roughly December 2005.

 

 

 

Acquired by last owner in December 2005

 

See.

[Junkman]

WTAF?

 

Indeed.

[Junkman]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/TOYOTA-COROLLA-RETRO-RIDE-OLD-SCHOOL/332894884723


 

RETRO RIDE OLD SCHOOL

 

I neither hold the ride, nor the school in fond memory, though.

It's something you drive the first few Months after a divorce.

[Junkman]

Just to avoid any "oh, I didn't realise"s, I show you the arse end:

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/PEUGEOT-306-ST-SEDAN-Classic-Car-SPARES-OR-REPAIRS/113380712734

 

 

Now I show you the inside:

 

 

 

 

It even has character:

 

 

 

So what's not to hate?

GIB!

[Junkman]

£695.00 BIN for this OMGJRG Pisshat!

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1999-V-REG-Volkswagen-Passat-1-8-20v-Turbo-a-c-Sport/162984237560

 

 

 

 

Sport

 

Yeah, Bridge maybe.

[Coprolalia]

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1989-Volvo-340-DL-CVT-Auto/332922789429?ssPageName=STRK%3AMEBIDX%3AIT&_trksid=p2060353.m1438.l2649

 

Phwoar CVT

[Coprolalia]

This Saab is up for peanuts. Very very tempted.

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/SAAB-900-Injection-Manual-1985-Long-Mot/173681803006?ssPageName=STRK%3AMEBIDX%3AIT&_trksid=p2060353.m1438.l2649

[Coprolalia]

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/VOLVO-940gl-NO-RESERVE-AUCTION/323585128270?ssPageName=STRK%3AMEBIDX%3AIT&_trksid=p2060353.m1438.l2649