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Schaefft Rank: Lancia Gamma

Schaefft

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First thing that would worry me is that the owner apparently doesn't know that this car doesn't have air suspension but Mercedes' ABC hydraulic system, massively more complex and expensive to repair (which will ultimately be happening considering 99% will be owned by clueless people not putting a single cent into maintenance). 

The Reverend Bluejeans Rank: Isuzu Florian

The Reverend Bluejeans

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'Suit clueless wanker Goodwood Festival L@@K'

 

£30'000 for that shitheap? FFS.

The Reverend Bluejeans Rank: Isuzu Florian

The Reverend Bluejeans

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First thing that would worry me is that the owner apparently doesn't know that this car doesn't have air suspension but Mercedes' ABC hydraulic system, massively more complex and expensive to repair (which will ultimately be happening considering 99% will be owned by clueless people not putting a single cent into maintenance). 

 

I'd stick as bid in but thankfully, it ends when I'm on holiday.

 

*Phew*

clayts450 Rank: Renault 16

clayts450

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Not iffy at all this £300 407 

 

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Peugeot 407 hdi selling cheap as im being deported next week to romania 

 

Plausible

 

 

 

£300 plus im a young arab man

 

Where is this going ?

 

 

 

i lso do fake refugee pass ports driving licence student cards

 

Must be high quality if you're being deported.

 

TL:DR GIB

 

https://www.gumtree.com/p/peugeot/pegout-407-hdi-10-month-mot-%C2%A3300/1322332883

Hertz Rank: Lancia Gamma

Hertz

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Picture seemingly taken on a crappy mid-1990s webcam. 

 

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'Found it' in a garage in the house he just bought.

 

In Nottingham

 

£300.

 

Oh fuck (chains self to sofa, throws cat the keys and asks him to bury them somewhere)

 

https://www.gumtree.com/p/ford/ford-capri-barn-find/1322332408

 

Looks dodgy as fuck that. Remember the saying, "if it looks too good to be true it usually is...."

  • Mr_Bo11ox and Dick Cheeseburger
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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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Cort16 on fire here with these eBay finds. You should buy that Mercedes 500, Glen, as a sort of reward to yourself. I'll pick you up from the station M8.

  • cort16 and BorniteIdentity
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cort16 Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

cort16

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I've already applied lotion to that that particular sticky itch and got out without financial ruin. I'll not be back!

  • RobT and Cavcraft
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Conrad D. Conelrad Rank: Lancia Gamma

Conrad D. Conelrad

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$5770 for a useable '76 Connie, the Cartier Bad Boy as well. 

 

https://www.ebay.com/itm/1976-Lincoln-Continental-Mark-IV/113349879162?hash=item1a642de57a:g:6NQAAOSwAllbagGY:rk:9:pf:0&vxp=mtr

 

Sorry, how much was your Pinto Mark 3 Cortina for sale for again? Eight grand you say? I'll think on that. 

 

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CA$2k (less than £1,200) gets you this one. It's running, but not stopping. 

 

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But it has the rare Genuine Cartier Centre Console:

 

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https://www.kijiji.ca/v-classic-cars/winnipeg/1976-lincoln-continental-mark-iv-cartier/1399517911

  • MorrisItalSLX, The Reverend Bluejeans, Junkman and 3 others
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Six-cylinder Rank: Talbot Tagora

Six-cylinder

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Free Citroen Visa Cabriolet.

 

Collect Edinburgh

 

Option 1: Anybody who wants it I can put you in touch 

 

Option 2: Collect and store it for me, as I would like this to save it for myself or anybody who will do the welding

 

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With great sadness, we must now part with ore red '85 cabriolet, as we are unable to get it through an MOT due to severe rust.  We have had so much fun over the years, and this is breaking our hearts.

Anyway, it failed the MOT on front wheel bearings, brake pipes and extensively rusty sills.  The MOT garage wouldn't do the welding, and neither would 2 others.  So it has to go.

Mechanically, it is fine.  It has always been reliable, and was last driven about half an hour ago.  We also have (brand new and unused) a starter, alternator and clutch cable.  It has four original alloy road wheels, and a steel spare.  The 4.50x13 tyres are good.  It is a bit tatty, including the hood, and has a dent on the front passenger door, but there is actually no outward sign of rust.  You have to get under it to see that.

It is sitting in the street in Edinburgh, still taxed and insured, but with no MOT it is now not legal and needs to go as soon as possible

If anyone can use it, or is feeling like a brave restoration, please come and get it.  If you want to give us something for it, that is fine, but its condition means it has little value

I can't believe that we have gone from using it (literally) every day to this in such a short time,  Boooooo hoooo
 

Anyway, I am not sure how to post contact details here.  I presume that phone numbers and email addresses are not permitted, but I will monitor this forum for replies.  It is not advertised anywhere else

  • Cavcraft, somewhatfoolish and Bfg
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Dick Cheeseburger Rank: Talbot Tagora

Dick Cheeseburger

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That Movano/boho/off grid/amazing space is bloody lovely. Really intelligent design, and they've literally thought of everything. I could live in it.

Looks like a pile of shit from the outside, mind.

Junkman Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Junkman

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CA$2k (less than £1,200) gets you this one. It's running, but not stopping. 

 

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No big deal. With one of those I'd brake for nobody anyway.

alcyonecorporation Rank: Renault 16

alcyonecorporation

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Free Citroen Visa Cabriolet.

 

Collect Edinburgh

 

Option 1: Anybody who wants it I can put you in touch 

 

Option 2: Collect and store it for me, as I would like this to save it for myself or anybody who will do the welding

 

Sellers Words:[/size]

 

With great sadness, we must now part with ore red '85 cabriolet, as we are unable to get it through an MOT due to severe rust.  We have had so much fun over the years, and this is breaking our hearts.[/size]

 

Anyway, it failed the MOT on front wheel bearings, brake pipes and extensively rusty sills.  The MOT garage wouldn't do the welding, and neither would 2 others.  So it has to go.[/size]

 

Mechanically, it is fine.  It has always been reliable, and was last driven about half an hour ago.  We also have (brand new and unused) a starter, alternator and clutch cable.  It has four original alloy road wheels, and a steel spare.  The 4.50x13 tyres are good.  It is a bit tatty, including the hood, and has a dent on the front passenger door, but there is actually no outward sign of rust.  You have to get under it to see that.[/size]

 

It is sitting in the street in Edinburgh, still taxed and insured, but with no MOT it is now not legal and needs to go as soon as possible[/size]

 

If anyone can use it, or is feeling like a brave restoration, please come and get it.  If you want to give us something for it, that is fine, but its condition means it has little value[/size]

 

I can't believe that we have gone from using it (literally) every day to this in such a short time,  Boooooo hoooo[/size]

 

Anyway, I am not sure how to post contact details here.  I presume that phone numbers and email addresses are not permitted, but I will monitor this forum for replies.  It is not advertised anywhere else[/size]

PM sent

  • sporty-shite and Kringle
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BorniteIdentity Rank: Talbot Matra Rancho

BorniteIdentity

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This looks fucking mega

 

 

 

333,000 motorway miles with 19x Toyota Dealership stamps (with invoices and receipts) and maintained regardless the cost. New Michelin tyres fitted £1000 (spare brand new) , 2x new Japan Yuasa batteries fitted £400. , Adjustable suspension goes up and down absolutely fine and very solid no knocks or any movement then driving. , Gearbox working perfect as it should. 3x timing belts has been changed. , Air conditioning ice cold. , 2x ways sunroof.

 

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