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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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Fool everybody* into thinking you've got a German convertible by simply buying a dreadful fibreglass mess attached to a steam engine, for probably more money than a German convertible

 

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Rover-metro-GTA-UNFINISHED-PROJECT-replica-Audi-TT/253983322624?hash=item3b2295f200:g:3eMAAOSwKwhb7el2

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chrisjvm Rank: BL Wedge

chrisjvm

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'Alroight muthaflippaz, me and our Malcolm are on doggin' 'oliday this week so I've asked me old M8 John to do a cover spot, loik'

 

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"The Kath Kidson way she shops around

Caravan legs firmly off the ground

Peugeot collides, Peugeots collide

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Here comes the future bride

Gimme a lift to the lunar base

I wanna back me caravan right up to her face

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I fell in love with an alien being

Whose bedding was patchwork – pink red and green

She had the iPhone 4 and the death-ray glare

Purple blouse, probably purple hair

I was over the moon – I asked her back to my place

Please send this caravan– into outer space

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The days were numbered – the nights were spent

In a rent free furnished gash orange tent

When a Woolworth's guitar served up Cliff Richard tunes

Grandad superfast playin' the spoons

I needed nutrition to keep up the pace

When I send this caravan into outer space

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We walked out of Habitat – crap in our hands

You could sense that the earthlings would not understand

They’d go past Laura Ashley when shopping with us

Saying it’s extra-terrestial – not like us

And it’s bad enough with the limited space

But fuck me… a caravan …that needs banger race

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In a cybernetic fit of rage

She pissed off to another age

She lives in 1959

With her new boyfriend – a blob of slime

Each time I see her Mini Glen face

I remember this caravan should be fired into space

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Thomson-Mini-Glen-touring-2-berth-vintage-caravan/323556874118?hash=item4b557e1786:g:PZ8AAOSwy2pb8ZFB:rk:4:pf:0

'I tarried in a caravan from Outer Staffs'

Squire_Dawson Rank: Renault 16

Squire_Dawson

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Cheap luxury once on a time.

 

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The beauty of decay.

 

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If you could get this for under a bag and do the work (interior will be the hardest) you will have a very nice car. It appears un-messed with.

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/SINGER-GAZELLE-IIIC/113159592496?hash=item1a58d65a30:g:Fy0AAOSwi8dbUg2p:rk:6:pf:0

busmansholiday Rank: Lancia Gamma

busmansholiday

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Cheap luxury once on a time.

 

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The beauty of decay.

 

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If you could get this for under a bag and do the work (interior will be the hardest) you will have a very nice car. It appears un-messed with.

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/SINGER-GAZELLE-IIIC/113159592496?hash=item1a58d65a30:g:Fy0AAOSwi8dbUg2p:rk:6:pf:0

Love the DIY heated rear screen, brings back memories, that red wire in the middle pic probably operates it. Would but no money or space.

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Squire_Dawson Rank: Renault 16

Squire_Dawson

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/hillman-minx-special-project-hot-rod-etc-1936/283242177790?_trkparms=aid%3D888007%26algo%3DDISC.MBE%26ao%3D1%26asc%3D20140328180637%26meid%3D46a014088fcd42fa9560834eff7964de%26pid%3D100009%26rk%3D1%26rkt%3D1%26sd%3D253977419013%26itm%3D283242177790&_trksid=p2047675.c100009.m1982

captain_70s Rank: Renault 16

captain_70s

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If you could get this for under a bag and do the work (interior will be the hardest) you will have a very nice car. It appears un-messed with.

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/SINGER-GAZELLE-IIIC/113159592496?hash=item1a58d65a30:g:Fy0AAOSwi8dbUg2p:rk:6:pf:0

 

I'd say the interior looks alright, seats and door cards in good nick. Just needs a bit of careful sanding and reveneering on the wood trim.

 

I reckon the more pressing issue is that the carpets may well be structural... All the same, it is a lovely looking thing.

anonymous user Rank: Isuzu Florian

anonymous user

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Not to be dismissed, these can hold over 70 MPH comfortably. Though the Plymouth styling is not to everyone's taste.

 

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But, just a minute!

 

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Standard-Vanguard-Phase-1-1950-Beetle-Back-model/253984493060?hash=item3b22a7ce04:g:dtsAAOSwBkBb7sv5:rk:1:pf:0

Definitely ahead of its time fancy having an in-car microwave oven back in the 1950s

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Skizzer Rank: Isuzu Florian

Skizzer

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Cheap luxury once on a time.

 

s-l1600.jpg

 

The beauty of decay.

 

s-l1600.jpg

 

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If you could get this for under a bag and do the work (interior will be the hardest) you will have a very nice car. It appears un-messed with.

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/SINGER-GAZELLE-IIIC/113159592496?hash=item1a58d65a30:g:Fy0AAOSwi8dbUg2p:rk:6:pf:0

What work?

Squire_Dawson Rank: Renault 16

Squire_Dawson

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H'm.

 

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it was running fine when parked up

 

Splendid. A straightforward recommisioning, then.

 

 

obviously the engine has now seized

 

Ah.

 

 

the car has been parked in a garage since
1984

 

Jolly good, at least it should be structurally sound, right?

 

 

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One I fear may end its days on the oval.

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/vauxhall-cresta-pb-spares-or-repair-project/132854881036?hash=item1eeec49b0c:g:pxgAAOSwtgZb6ema:rk:4:pf:0

Crispian_J_Hotson Rank: Renault 16

Crispian_J_Hotson

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Smoll, light*, awesome. Take a nippy little Ford and do your worst!

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/QUANTUM-SALOON-KIT-CAR/223224566454?_trkparms=aid%3D222007%26algo%3DSIM.MBE%26ao%3D1%26asc%3D20180213162448%26meid%3Df1b5782c02b54d1fbd6ba1c7ca45b176%26pid%3D100930%26rk%3D2%26rkt%3D8%26mehot%3Dpp%26sd%3D323555418271%26itm%3D223224566454&_trksid=p2056116.c100930.m5375

 

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Supernaut Rank: Talbot Tagora

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You say single rear light, however I'm struggling to see any rear lights.

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