eBay tat volume 3.

[Junkman]

Your Rolls Royce is our concern.

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Rolls-Royce-Silver-Spirit-1984-Low-Mileage-Classic-Car-Investment/323469082546

 

 

Classic Car Investment

 

That alone is reason enough to oval it.

[Junkman]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/ford-corsair-2000e-project-all-hard-work-done/263961328930

 

 

all hard work done

 

It's fucked.

[Junkman]

Just when I thought I've seen it all...

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Classic-VW-Beetle-Wizard-Convertible/302900493186

 

 

 

 

Stunning

 

 

I can pretty much let the pictures speak for themselves

 

 

a real headturner

 

 

great body lines

 

 

fantastic Metal Flake paintwork

 

Jayzuz, what a steaming pile of shit.

[Junkman]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Skoda-105L-Super-Estelle-used-in-BBC-TV-Programme-in-2014/302900684450

 

 

BBC TV Programme

 

 

As a stunt car.

 

[Junkman]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1986-MERCEDES-190-SALOON-2-0-PETROL-VERY-GOOD-CONDITION-MOT-05-19-GREEN/163281850988

 

 

Fuck me!

[Junkman]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/TRIUMPH-TR7-1977-RESTORATION-PROJECT-NO-SUNROOF-V5C-KEYS-PAPERWORK-ALL-PRSENT/253900162010

 

 

 

RESTORATION PROJECT

 

Don't you even fucking think about it!

[Junkman]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1978-DODGE-MAGNUM-XE400-V8-2-DOOR-COUPE-BLACK-CLASSIC-AMERICAN-CAR/173559381915

 

 

 

has some marks here and there as every 30 year old car does

 

1. Not every 30 year old car has them.

 

2. It's a 40 year old car.

[Junkman]

Talk about a scrappage scheme survivor!

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Honda-Accord-V-2-0i-ls/332821678131

[Junkman]

 

Honda shutter

 

PMSL

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Honda-shutter/253898539009

 

 

37.000 mails

 

That's slightly more than I got for the Führerwagen.

[Junkman]

Was this really necessary?

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/AMC-Javelin-V8-unfinnished-project-drag-drift/183455615406

 

 

 

What a crying shame.

[Junkman]

Want level red!

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1963-Auto-Union-DKW-Munga-4x4-Classic-Car-Barnfind-Project/153196154020

[warren t claim]

 

Smoking on his cigarette,

 

Listening to his darkest set,

 

Cruising with his hot playmate,

 

In his Porsche 928.

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Porsche-928-1978/223165084359?hash=item33f5acf2c7:g:1EEAAOSw~4hbrLyJ

 

[Junkman]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Austin-1300-GT/183455102733

 

 

Car was running fine when parked up

[Junkman]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Rover-95/223163772444

 

Ad can't be topped in vagueness, hence consider it fucked.

[Mrcento]

 

 

Car was running fine when parked up

Pretty much my favourite line on all broken car ads

 

"Engine blown, will need replaced, car was running great beforehand though, really reliable, never gave any issue"

 

Well that's nice to know..... Not sure it's really relevant to the cars current condition, however!

[Junkman]

OMGJRG!

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/cadillac-allante/153195723194

 

 

And look!

 

 

 

Way too close by for my taste.

[Junkman]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1947-Hillman-Minx/132796258270

 

 

For God's sake, do not paint!

[warren t claim]

OMGJRG!

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/cadillac-allante/153195723194

 

 

And look!

 

 

 

Way too close by for my taste.

Deffo a bad case of steering wheel syphilis.

[Remspoor]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Austin-1300-GT/183455102733

 

Just like some one was not ill until they were admitted to the hospital.

[alcyonecorporation]

OMGJRG!

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/cadillac-allante/153195723194

 

 

And look!

 

 

 

Way too close by for my taste.

I would bloody love to know where that's hiding in Altrincham.

[face]

MIB - Man In Bambi. 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/bedford-motor-caravan/263960490472?hash=item3d754571e8:g:rVkAAOSwgYdbqkvV

 

 

 

must be pady 24 hours aftr sale please call 

 

Oh aye, just to be sure, to be sure.

[Stanky]

Rusty Granny

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Ford-Granada-2-0-GLI-Petrol-1990-SPARES-OR-REPAIR/263960648062?hash=item3d7547d97e:g:a7wAAOSwHWtbq5PV

[Stanky]

Leggy Cav

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Vauxhall-Cavalier-mk3-2-0-8v-saloon/253877082397?hash=item3b1c40d91d:g:s3MAAOSwHzdbn5rG

[Stanky]

Rusty Mazda

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Mazda-323-65000-miles-1987-Automatic-NO-RESERVE/183456640674?hash=item2ab6de2ea2:g:pX8AAOSwRRRbrT4b

[Junkman]

Okay folks, what did I just win?

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/HYUNDAI-PONY-PICKUP-VERY-RARE-ONLY-ONE-FOR-SALE-IN-UK-PART-EX-WELCOME/173560733781

[Fabergé Greggs]

[Junkman]

Wow, I just keep winning!

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/AUSTIN-3-LITRE-LIMOUSINE-BELIEVED-TO-BE-THE-LAST-SURVIVOR/113277874472

[Supernaut]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1986-MERCEDES-190-SALOON-2-0-PETROL-VERY-GOOD-CONDITION-MOT-05-19-GREEN/163281850988

 

 

Fuck me!

My want-o-meter has just exploded.

[Junkman]

GIB, ffs!

[kinkersaab]

its a small details...but i really wish they had removed the door handles before painting...even masking them would be better....