eBay tat volume 3.

[Junkman]

Imagine you are the passenger and you have this glove box lid in front of you for the entire journey.

It must be the most depressing experience you can have outside a Morrison's cafeteria.

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Mercedes-190E-1988-Pre-face-lift-W201-MOT-end-Nov-Requires-some-work/153137746778

[Junkman]

It appears to be completely unfucked!

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/BMW-E32-735i/153135836759

 

 

Aftermarket audio system fitted.

 

Fuck. You just can't win.

[Junkman]

Some poor sod must be heartbroken.

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1960-Bedford-CA-Dormobile-Romany-camper-BARN-FIND-accident-damaged-for-spares/123307535428

 

I take the liberty to point out to you dreary lot what's parked next to it.

[barrett]

Cheap Xant in need of saving

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/223099027076

[Junkman]

Why are people doing this?

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Citroen-Dyane-Pick-up1982/123307180182

[Junkman]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/daihatsu-f50/132741530758

 

 

I brought this with the intention of restoring it

[Junkman]

Sadly propelled by a tincture that removes all joy and happiness from life.

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1988-Peugeot-205-GRD-1-8-diesel-non-sunroof-solid-shell/123307103062

[Junkman]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1966-Oldsmobile-Rocket-98-Luxury-Sedan/153136455079

 

 

 

 

The engine lifting bracket does not come with the car.

 

Will it be made available in a separate auction?

 

WTF is wrong with these people?

[Junkman]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1981-Lancia-Gamma-Coupe-2500-Garage-Find/283099720604

 

 

Garage Find

 

 

Not strictly a garage find.

 

For the life of me, I would have never figured that out on my own.

 

 

 

would make an ideal project for a non-golfer.

 

You mean someone who is still sexually active?

[Junkman]

Right guys. They hardly come any rarer.

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1977-PONTIAC-CAN-AM-Le-Mans-Sport-Coupe-W72-400-T-A-6-6-Litre-Pontiac-V8/273403031731

 

Impressively the seller knows exactly what it is and actually writes sense.

[outlaw118]

Rover what couldn't swim, currently £195 V6 Bader-Mills

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Rover-75-2-5-V6-Auto-spares-or-repair-9-months-MOT/292671645721?hash=item442496e819:g:8QsAAOSw0C9bac1g

[dozeydustman]

$_07.jpg

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Engine-And-Gearbox-Unknown-/183369435858

 

Unknown engine.  I bet it's not unknown on here.

 

 

Morris Minor MM.

 

[Junkman]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Mazda-626-TWR-1986-running-barn-find-jdm-Spares-or-repairs-Tom-Walkinshaw/113196559837

 

 

Mazda 626 TWR

 

 

Tom Walkinshaw

 

 

Genuine Tom Walkinshaw Racing (TWR)

 

 

Rare classic car being the TWR.

 

Is this a genuine TWR Mazda?

 

 

JDM

 

I thought it's a genuine TWR Mazda?

 

 

 

Uk bids only

 

Brexit, right?

[Junkman]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Ford-Sierra-Mk1-1-2-3-V6-Cologne-engine-project-sierra-cosworth-barn-find/323392038105

 

Mirrors have sadly stopped dangling a while ago.

 

But look:

 

[Junkman]

This was apparently a good car before the Hottentots got a hold of it.

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1951-Chevy-Pillarless-Bel-Air-Bagged-Air-Ride-One-Off-Custom-Car/123304852151

 

Not 100% sure whether it's still restorable now.

[Junkman]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1965-PONTIAC-BONNEVILLE-V8-FULL-SIZE-CLASSIC-AMERICAN-CAR-MOT-TAX-EXEMPT-MUSCLE/332758701561

 

Has there ever been a finer expression of the coke bottle styling?

 

 

TAX EXEMPT

 

That's the most important thing I guess.

 

 

No battery

 

That's on its way to replace 'barn find' in popularity soon.

[64A60]

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1963-Hillman-Super-Minx-Saloon-1600cc-Automatic-White-Blue/323395526808?hash=item4b4be02098:g:OrgAAOSw7NtbceDC

[Bucketeer]

Five 205s in varying levels of complete.

 

 

https://m.ebay.co.uk/itm/5-x-Peugeot-205s-and-loads-of-spares-ready-made-business/273391927883?_trkparms=aid%3D222007%26algo%3DSIM.MBE%26ao%3D2%26asc%3D20180306143914%26meid%3D1be3cd8572424e3b863394b64bcdb0cb%26pid%3D100935%26rk%3D11%26rkt%3D12%26sd%3D382528462663%26itm%3D273391927883&_trksid=p2056116.c100935.m2460

 

"IDEAL FOR SOMEONE YOUNG LOOKING TO START OUT IN A BUSINESS TO WORK FROM HOME"

 

Aren't premium rate phone sex hotlines a thing anymore?

[Bucketeer]

https://m.ebay.co.uk/itm/1995-Fiat-Tipo/183372020934?_trkparms=aid%3D222007%26algo%3DSIM.MBE%26ao%3D2%26asc%3D20180306143914%26meid%3D5dd69b93e5e24d2f8f336ba660d5f069%26pid%3D100935%26rk%3D5%26rkt%3D12%26sd%3D273391927883%26itm%3D183372020934&_trksid=p2056116.c100935.m2460

 

"recent receipt for £1300 rust repair"

 

[srad34]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Mazda-626-TWR-1986-running-barn-find-jdm-Spares-or-repairs-Tom-Walkinshaw/113196559837

 

 

 

 

 

Is this a genuine TWR Mazda?

 

 

I thought it's a genuine TWR Mazda?

 

 

 

Brexit, right?

Pretty sure that TWR supplied a bodykit only as an option when the cars were new, nothing on the car was reworked by TWR, just a basic GT iirc....

I think he's added JDM because they dont not know what it means but all the cool kids keep banging on about it!

[RobT]

Have two green Renners with the same plate suffix.

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Renault-21-Savanna-RT-7-Estate-N-Reg-1-7Litre/273403966861?hash=item3fa825758d:g:8T0AAOSwvmxbcJoo

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1995-Renault-clio-14rt-green/273389548640?hash=item3fa7497460:g:gI0AAOSwPxVbWebN

[wuvvum]

Have we had this Franco-Romanian beauty yet?

 

[busmansholiday]

This Imp looks very sad and the dog is too.

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/hillman-imp-1973-project-barn-find-spares-or-repairs-track-car-race/153138149989?hash=item23a7beba65:g:2eAAAOSwbqtbccY6

How long will my marriage last (currently 33 years) if I spend the money from the sale of one of the MGB's on this?.

[busmansholiday]

https://www.autotrader.co.uk/classified/advert/201808139437651?

 

MoT less V6 for 200 groats

 

[Junkman]

Have we had this Franco-Romanian beauty yet?

 

 

 

Of course.

 

I duly pointed out that it comes with a box full of Romanian kinky sex toys for some odd reason:

 

 

Something that was obviously lost on you.

[Cavcraft]

'Hello, Elvis Costello Being Attacked By A Duck Photography LTD, how may I help?' 

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/harley-custom-chopper/323393922562?hash=item4b4bc7a602:g:mpoAAOSwNUtbZ1zm

[Cavcraft]

Who doesn't want a car that looks a really bad oil painting?

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/dutton-phaeton-kit-car/302844835909?hash=item4682f57845:g:0u8AAOSwGMFbcybG

[pandamonium]

Someone buy this please. I can't, as I've not got enough spare cash right now, and he specifically says NO OFFERS.

 

[Squire_Dawson]

 

Plas level only.

[Cavcraft]

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/lamborghini-countach/263876215429?hash=item3d703f8285:g:KMMAAOSwGDZbXZ1l

 

'also wheels are steel with hub caps , again your own discretion alloys from image wheels at £ 1200'

 

£30,000 for a fucking monstrosity that's on steel wheels and the rear decals are pure HobbyCraft.