eBay tat volume 3.

[Alanism]

Anybody like reastoration projects?

 

[adw1977]

Had to scroll past seven pages of scam listings from one "seller" in "Classic Cars" on Ebay this morning to finally reach some genuine listings!

 

1987 FORD GRANADA SCORPIO 4X4 SPARES OR REPAIRS RARE CAR

 

 

"if your handy with a welder and have some spare time this could be the one for you"

 

£0.99
1 bid

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1987-FORD-GRANADA-SCORPIO-4X4-SPARES-OR-REPAIRS-RARE-CAR/362351657566?hash=item545dd7825e:g:Ne8AAOSwiMRbIDPW

 

[adw1977]

Maestro Van ex AA Turbo Diesel

 

 

"I fitted a superb turbo engine and box with pas to create the ultimate Maestro van."

 

£1,400.00
0 bids

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Maestro-Van-ex-AA-Turbo-Diesel/332684157018?hash=item4d7585605a:g:~YsAAOSwYhdbICTK

[adw1977]

VAUXHALL SENATOR

 

 

"THIS CLASSIC CAR IS IN REASONABLE CONDITION BUT NEEDS SOME TLC AND IS SOLD AS SEEN FOR SPARES OR REPAIRS."

 

£500.00
0 bids

Reserve not met

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/VAUXHALL-SENATOR/153059607846?hash=item23a3104526:g:sCMAAOSw3FBbIAyh

[cpjitservices]

OOOOOOOOOF look at that price and those seats.

 

 

Jeez.

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1987-Citroen-BX-1-9-GTI-8V-ABS-5-Door-Hatchback-92-000MLS/183237897448?hash=item2aa9d46ce8:g:HwYAAOSwkttZZsNj

[bramz7]

That BX has been for sale for years now. The dealer is a bit of a chancer as it sat outside for a decade or so before they bought it at auction.

 

Oh well.

[Hertz]

This looks a Bonnie little thing.

 

 

https://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C997061

[busmansholiday]

https://m.ebay.co.uk/itm/Cheap-Motorhome-tow-car-Fiat-Cinquecento-Sporting/232803288378?hash=item363428453a:g:aJgAAOSwtH9bH6XR

 

If I had £1825, a tow bar on my motorhome (hopefully soon) and a Mrs who didn't hate small Fiat's (after I swopped the Crocus for a Siecento) this would already be in my drive.

 

[egg]

I posted a Mondeo base a while back...............here is another! Twin of mine! Excite levels EXCEEDED.

 

Built 4 days before mine!!! (20/3/93)

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/253685655791

 

 

 

[cpjitservices]

I posted a Mondeo base a while back...............here is another! Twin of mine! Excite levels EXCEEDED.

 

Built 4 days before mine!!! (20/3/93)

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/253685655791

 

 

 

Stunning!

[egg]

This looks a Bonnie little thing.

 

 

https://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C997061

 

Just talking to my dad/brother about this one.

 

My dad's motor factor ran a fleet of 3-4 of these ex-BT vans in the early 90s to do all the local part runs. They paid £1,500 each for them, and ran them til they dropped.

 

My brother also learnt to drive in one of them with my dad, and thinks that it was an XOF plate! 

[Rod/b]

Maestro Van ex AA Turbo Diesel

 

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"I fitted a superb turbo engine and box with pas to create the ultimate Maestro van."

 

£1,400.00

0 bids

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Maestro-Van-ex-AA-Turbo-Diesel/332684157018?hash=item4d7585605a:g:~YsAAOSwYhdbICTK

That’s a chap I know selling that, Ian (aka Red Throbber) of Vitesse Motor Works in Mold.

[cpjitservices]

Metro City with Shitty description

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Austin-metro-city/273266181250?_trkparms=aid%3D222007%26algo%3DSIM.MBE%26ao%3D2%26asc%3D49130%26meid%3Da9ab3eec58d94a6999eda00c40158d8e%26pid%3D100005%26rk%3D4%26rkt%3D12%26mehot%3Dpp%26sd%3D332684157018%26itm%3D273266181250&_trksid=p2047675.c100005.m1851

[cpjitservices]

Check out this 'Mini Metro' whatever one of those is.....

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Mini-metro/132654289453?_trkparms=aid%3D222007%26algo%3DSIM.MBE%26ao%3D2%26asc%3D49130%26meid%3D1e600faaf0dd4981bec53d957f975905%26pid%3D100005%26rk%3D2%26rkt%3D12%26mehot%3Dpp%26sd%3D273266181250%26itm%3D132654289453&_trksid=p2047675.c100005.m1851

[cpjitservices]

Think We've seen this one before.

 

£500 is cheap!!!

 

Montego..

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/MG-MONTEGO-2-0-EFI-SUPER-RARE-LONG-MOT-VERY-TIDY/292602436195?hash=item442076da63:g:lxAAAOSwfshbIR8G

[GrumpyCat]

Wowzers!

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Honda-accord-1990-classic-58k-only-1-owner/123188311606?hash=item1cae987636:g:bqQAAOSw1u5bIR~e

 

 

 

 

 

 

 Ive planned to lower it and put some BBS wheels

 

Don't you fucking dare.

 

 

[Remspoor]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/VERY-RARE-1966-VAUXHALL-VIVA-SL-ROLLING-PROJECT-WITH-THE-TRIPLE-REAR-LIGHTS/123180254760

 

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Exactly the same as my Grandfather had. SLs have servo discs and the servo is missing.

[Remspoor]

Jensen interceptors were never cheap and never will be. This one appears cheap at the moment but the reserve could be anything between 8 and 100,000 pounds.  Super nice though.

 

Number plates have fallen down high.

[Shonky]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/FORD-MONDEO-1993-K-REG-MK1-1-FAMILY-OWNER-FROM-NEW-VERY-GENUINE-AND-RARE-CAR/142830350486?_trkparms=aid%3D888007%26algo%3DDISC.MBE%26ao%3D1%26asc%3D49129%26meid%3Dee8de29a5bfc40c699fb6f4ed16470d7%26pid%3D100009%26rk%3D2%26rkt%3D2%26sd%3D253685655791%26itm%3D142830350486&_trksid=p2047675.c100009.m1982

 

 

 

 

HAS A FEW DRIVER RELATED SCRAPES AROUND THE BODY WORK BUT THE PRICE REFLECTS THIS

 

Does it? £2,750 for a dented and scraped Mondeo with 116k?

 

(It doesn't.)

[Junkman]

Fate forced me to move to Lincolnshire

I'm so sorry.

If you need any backup, just let me know and I'll see whether I can find someone unreluctant to come to your aid.

[Cavcraft]

Wrong-section-roulette Granada

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/ford-granada-mk3/113043384518?hash=item1a51e928c6:g:P9YAAOSwydpbGDog

 

£1,300 no reserve, ends in a couple of hours. Last MOT history doesn't look too worrying, but there's only picture of the bodywork (above) and you'd want more than that, ideally.

[cort16]

£2.95 delivery though

[Timewaster]

Check out this 'Mini Metro' whatever one of those is.....

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Mini-metro/132654289453?_trkparms=aid%3D222007%26algo%3DSIM.MBE%26ao%3D2%26asc%3D49130%26meid%3D1e600faaf0dd4981bec53d957f975905%26pid%3D100005%26rk%3D2%26rkt%3D12%26mehot%3Dpp%26sd%3D273266181250%26itm%3D132654289453&_trksid=p2047675.c100005.m1851

http://www.flickriver.com/photos/triggerscarstuff/9504398056/

 

See also: Alan Partridge I'm not driving a..........

[cort16]

 

 

 jaw dropping looks

 

there's no denying that 

 

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/mercedes-Benz-sl350-2004-awesome-jaw-dropping-looks/123188260476?ssPageName=STRK%3AMEBIDX%3AIT&_trksid=p2060353.m1438.l2649

[Cavcraft]

Hahahahahahahahaha @ that Mercedes, absolutely epic find. What a complete and utter fucking brain donor that added all that absolute bollocks to it.

[Cavcraft]

'Hello, is that Shell? Yeah, I'm running a bit late, had a slight bump and the AA took 30 years to recover me. Anyhow, I'm here now and Dave said I can have 16,000 litres of PremiumCostimax diesel. Order no? Erm, Dave underscore hashtag Daf 2100'

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/DAF-2100-6x2-fuel-tanker-Manual-Fuep-Pump-Manual-Gearbox/283006961692?hash=item41e487881c:g:70wAAOSwHPNbIRit

[cort16]

That stick on chrome stuff is just irresistible to some .

[Cavcraft]

Going Commando

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Dodge-commando-7-5-tonne-horse-box/142831301997?hash=item214168b56d:g:ALgAAOSwWDBbIBmY

[Cavcraft]

This looks class, but he's overdone it on the aerial score

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/White-Road-Commander-2-American-Lorry-Tractor-Unit-Barn-Find-Vintage-RHD-Rare-82/113054895362?hash=item1a5298cd02:g:YxUAAOSwb39bHtOb

[Cavcraft]

Christ on a bike, wouldn't like to see this out of my bedroom window after a night on the lash

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/AEC-Mandator/202340091698?hash=item2f1c68c732:g:zvEAAOSwO9RbIB1k