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Junkman Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Junkman

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Lincoln isn't that bad... is it? 

 

LOL - Cant be as bad as Hull City Centre! ;)

 

Maybe not, but I simply do not have the guts to venture far enough into Lincolnshire to reach its capital, so can't comment.

In fact, I usually stop just shy of a sign announcing its border, turn around and take a detour.

I have been to Hull City Centre though and found neither anything untoward there, nor on the way to it,

on which I carefully avoided Lincolnshire for obvious reasons.

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cpjitservices

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Maybe not, but I simply do not have the guts to venture far enough into Lincolnshire to reach its capital, so can't comment.

In fact, I usually stop just shy of a sign announcing its border, turn around and take a detour.

I have been to Hull City Centre though and found neither anything untoward there, nor on the way to it,

on which I carefully avoided Lincolnshire for obvious reasons.

Ha lol you haven't been in the past few months then! Its a no go zone at the moment! 

 

Those are nice cars on ebay though, shame they aren't closer to one of us!

Junkman Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Junkman

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Not only the past few Months. Lincolnshire has been a no go zone for hundreds of years!

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Ghosty Rank: Talbot Tagora

Ghosty

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The description seems to suggest it works... I can see why you'd have trouble computing that.

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S2000

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I'm punting off my Blood Sapping L322 Hang Over soon as a want another cheap pants down 'bend over the bonnet sir' obscene form of transport for tree hugging cardigan wearing lesbians and half pint drinkers to be offended.... and lycra wearing fuck wits who ride three deep on B Roads...... any thoughts on the below form of chariots?

 

An alternative would be an XJR but i procured one from a bloke in Lincoln last year and sold it 2 weeks later as it was as straight as Michael Barrymore until you booted it up the arse then it had as much handling and grip as a rent boy in a swimming pool!!

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Mercedes-S55-AMG-5-5-V8/173351974589?hash=item285c9536bd:g:hnwAAOSw87RasAAI

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Schaefft

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I'm punting off my Blood Sapping L322 Hang Over soon as a want another cheap pants down 'bend over the bonnet sir' obscene form of transport for tree hugging cardigan wearing lesbians and half pint drinkers to be offended.... and lycra wearing fuck wits who ride three deep on B Roads...... any thoughts on the below form of chariots?

 

An alternative would be an XJR but i procured one from a bloke in Lincoln last year and sold it 2 weeks later as it was as straight as Michael Barrymore until you booted it up the arse then it had as much handling and grip as a rent boy in a swimming pool!!

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Mercedes-S55-AMG-5-5-V8/173351974589?hash=item285c9536bd:g:hnwAAOSw87RasAAI

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We just had the this discussion on Junkman's quest for a new automobile thread, the common mindset was that W220s are junk and complete rust buckets. At least the S55 has a decent engine (even though the supercharged facelift is superior in every way). Since it also has the first generation ABC suspension, this could be a money pit of unknown unthinkable proportions. If you don't know what the deal with ABC is, you should really look for something else.

S2000 Rank: Citroen Ami

S2000

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Suzuki-Vitara-Rossini-soft-top/323297145035?_trkparms=aid%3D222007%26algo%3DSIM.MBE%26ao%3D2%26asc%3D49131%26meid%3De8f83f510286459ea3dfe2b514c763af%26pid%3D100005%26rk%3D1%26rkt%3D12%26sd%3D332660181773%26itm%3D323297145035&_trksid=p2047675.c100005.m1851

 

Roll Up Ladies, over 40? not wanting to use contraception from a pub vending machine then I give you ...

 

QUOTE: 'We have had lots of fun with her until I became pregnant at the age of 40.... I didn't feel I could drive around in it anymore so it got parked up and slowly it has deteriorated a little over time'

 

 

 

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cort16 Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

cort16

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You need to enter owner ship of a Mercedes with abc either fully informed or fully un-informed else you'll not sleep at night.

cort16 Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

cort16

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Junkmans next car?

 

 

 

REAL HEAD TURNER EVEN GHOSTBUSTERS WOULD LOOK TWICE! 

 

 

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SO IF YOU WANT A BLAST FROM THE PAST AND A INCREDIBLY TRENDY CAR THEN YOU ARE WELCOME TO COME VIEW AND MAY TAKE P/X 

 

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There's more

 

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https://www.gumtree.com/p/rolls-royce/1980-rolls-royce-rolls-silver-shadow-11-6.7cc-real-head-turner-mad-rolls/1301823659

Ghosty Rank: Talbot Tagora

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Not only the past few Months. Lincolnshire has been a no go zone for hundreds of years!

 

The listing has ended, did you offer a BIN?

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face Rank: Renault 16

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Whatever sort of anus drives a car like that Rolls?

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S2000 Rank: Citroen Ami

S2000

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Whatever sort of anus drives a car like that Rolls?

 

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cort16 Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

cort16

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Someone who’s other car is a Rodney plonker reliant robin.

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